/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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Other urls found in this thread:

everbuying.net/product893433.html
aliexpress.com/item/4-inch-Vanes-3-Speeds-Portable-F95B-mini-USB-Rechargeable-Cooling-Palm-Leaf-Fan-with-18650/32792093677.html
youtube.com/watch?v=RPhJIjcOc2U
dx.com/p/f95b-portable-mini-usb-ac-power-4-blade-3-mode-fan-black-1-x-18650-315720
world.taobao.com/item/534441001683.htm
world.taobao.com/item/534061221955.htm
ebay.com/itm/Super-Powerful-Mini-Rechargeable-Cooling-Fan-Genuine-GONGTIAN-F95B-2016-Version-/332029534610?
ebay.com/itm/F95B-Portable-Mini-USB-Rechargeable-Battery-Operated-Fan-With-LED-Lamp-/182596821109
ebay.com/itm/Portable-Mini-Hanging-Neck-Rechargeable-USB-Fan-3-Speed-w-USB-Cable-/152552252041
youtube.com/watch?v=fKCmXVyE83E
s.aliexpress.com/UfAjQ7BJ
aliexpress.com/item/THENWHATSTHIS/32792093677.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

first

What's good summer-y items, dear friends?

A good chink ball shaver?

tenga egg

These Gongtian F95B fans are surprisingly powerful, there's also fakes of these which aren't as great.

everbuying.net/product893433.html

aliexpress.com/item/4-inch-Vanes-3-Speeds-Portable-F95B-mini-USB-Rechargeable-Cooling-Palm-Leaf-Fan-with-18650/32792093677.html

aliexpress.com/item/4-inch-Vanes-3-Speeds-Portable-F95B-mini-USB-Rechargeable-Cooling-Palm-Leaf-Fan-with-18650/32792093677.html

Reposting this guide on how to spot a fake Gongtian F95B.

And see vid for how well these little things push air.

youtube.com/watch?v=RPhJIjcOc2U

Sorry for my autism but are the one's you linked fake or the real Deal?

I see a review with pictures of the fake one in it.
I've got one coming, will report back on whether it's legit or not.

Just noticed that myself after checking it again, the second link is a fake. My bad.

The third link is a listing for real ones but the feedback has people getting fakes.

The one posted on Everybuying and DealExtreme appear to be the real deal.

dx.com/p/f95b-portable-mini-usb-ac-power-4-blade-3-mode-fan-black-1-x-18650-315720

Thanks!

So the chink that is still trying to scam me with my Faulty Redmi note 4 told me the chinks will have some free days, how long will that last?

If you want to be absolutely certain it's also available on Taobao.

world.taobao.com/item/534441001683.htm

world.taobao.com/item/534061221955.htm

More links of interest

ebay.com/itm/Super-Powerful-Mini-Rechargeable-Cooling-Fan-Genuine-GONGTIAN-F95B-2016-Version-/332029534610?

ebay.com/itm/F95B-Portable-Mini-USB-Rechargeable-Battery-Operated-Fan-With-LED-Lamp-/182596821109

ebay.com/itm/Portable-Mini-Hanging-Neck-Rechargeable-USB-Fan-3-Speed-w-USB-Cable-/152552252041

youtube.com/watch?v=fKCmXVyE83E

>finally get 300 ali coins
>only cuck-coupons available now
Just.

>he fucks up the news again

Is there really no way to unlock my Redmi Note 4 without windows? My computer isn't strong enough to run a virtual machine

Last link

www.ebay.com/itm/Original-F95B-Portable-Fan-with-Rechargeable-18650-li-ion-Battery-White-/271948875912

???

No

I bought this

BGT ZT0808 Pocket Folding Knife D2 Blade Steel Handle Ball Bearing Tactical Combat Survival Knives Utility Camping Hunting Tools
s.aliexpress.com/UfAjQ7BJ
(from AliExpress Android)


Did i do good???

I've used virtualbox with my 2010 i3 4 gb laptop.

I'm talking about 2gb of ram and a 1.4ghz processor. Even Windows XP barely runs in a VM.

Upote for the idget inner

Bought a 20USD drone with cam, masturbators eggs, fidget spinner, an ass made of silicone and some other shit.

How long does it take to get here?

The ass of silicone should arrive in a few weeks but the main hassle is having to go to the customs office and claim it.

Can I be 100% sure that banggood will supply an authentic KZ iem?

The product in question is the KZ zs5 quad driver iem, it is listed on banggood (pre order) for half the price than that on aliexpress.

I have high hopes for this iem and so should (you). If the marketing wank is anything to go by, the anomalies of normal cheap dual driver's have been remedied by doubling the drivers once more. Even if its not up to par, $30AUD for a quad driver is worth it to me simply for experimentation.

The drone won't fly very well if it's carrying a couple of wanking toys and an autism spinner. I do like the idea of one with a rubber asshole on it, link?

Yes, Banggood is a little slow to ship but the KZ products they sell are authentic.

Thank you for the reassurance. Banggood has been rather good to me in terms of shipping times and consistency.

Anyone have any experience with chink electronics pliers and/or crimping tools? Looking to get one of both, but there's a sea of them to choose from

>crimping tools
For what?

my hair

JST and Dupont mainly

What, you planning on attaching a rubber vagina to a drone and having it fuck you?

How long a >$50 IEM will hold up.
My cheap $10 starting acting funny in less than a year.
Is it worthed to get more expensive chink product or go with non chinky one?

Weather is partly sunny and between +5 'C and +10 'C. Not comfy.

it's 30C here and I just had to cycle across half the city.

It nearly kille me.

Why not buy a rockbros water bottle cage for your bike?

I like mine at least.

good idea, thanks fampai

I didn't buy a chink bottle but there are some cheap ones on ali, they're tour de france themed.

Why do some cost $2 and some $10? Will the cheap ones give me cancer?

I can't wait to get my room over +30c due to the heat produced my computers. It's very comfy to play heavy vidya during cold winter on the hand during summer it's living hell.

No idea. I just got a bottle from amazon since I didn't want chinese solvents.

I don't make posts so you can skip them from the news you cunt.

What posts are those then?

GONGTIAN
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Does anyone actually check the tripcode? have you been impersonated? Did ppl notice?

>tfw ordered probably a fake f95b about a week ago
>just now ordered one more likely to be genuine because I want sweet, sweet airflow ASAP
worst case, I'll have two good fans

Who would fake a fan? is this fan somehow famous?

>order a few items
>made sure the item that delivers by sunyou would be the first one that I order
>bought a few more a week after
>all the late items arrived on time
>yfw all the late orders arrive earlier than the first
>JUST

chinks counterfeit everything they can profit from counterfeiting

even each other

Yes, Gongtian F95B fans are known for moving a lot of air and taking a 18650 battery so of course there's going to be copies. Great to have when on vacation while out 'n about or placed in your room during the summer.

Buy 4 and tape them together for an easy DIY drone

nice, where's the best place to buy them? ali?

Protip: you can't
Buy 30 of them or none.

aliexpress.com/item/THENWHATSTHIS/32792093677.html

fake one

most likely counterfeit
buy one and find out, should be able to get a refund.

what's the difference between fake and legit?

see

What's a good chink desk lamp?

thanks, I assume the left is the real one?

Yes

So, if i order a fake one on ali, can i get the money back in a dispute?

Maybe, but be ready to kiss good bye to that money if they take down the store

ali doesn't hand over the money to the seller before the buyer protection period is over afaik
if the store closes down, they're not getting anything.

The one eBay link RegOP linked is legit

Apparently the 2016 version of the Gongtian fan is better than the previous one

>buy a UMI X1S phone a few years ago
>now randomly it's registering multiple touches on the screen

Is this the power of Chinese manufacturing?

Are these meme gongtian fans loud or are they bearable?

Should I put a gongtian in my thinkpad?

They are load as a jet engine but at least they move a shit of air

>was interested in le max 2
>found out it's still in Marshmallow and no Nougat on sight

Topkek. And they think they had a chance at getting American soil.

No one uses the cancerous stock rom you dumb amerilard.

just got the one form everbuying hope you did not fuck me OP

Are everbuying and gearbest related somehow?

Protip: Never buy Umi, Ulefone or Elephone. They only use bottom-of-barrel dogshit components.

why is there no mice in the infographic?

What's that one website thats another AliExpress randomiser but the color schemes yellow and black?
Forgot the name

there where some theories that they are the same site with different names.

What chinkshit is fashionable these days to buy?

Gongtian fans

Don't know. I could use one for my laptop, but no one ever answers when people asks for advice on mouse, except with meme wooden shit.

get the Intellimouse 3.0 reproduction, it's pretty good. I never tried the MX518 reproductions but those are probably good too.

Quality soldering in pic related

>wanting to use custom rom with shittier camera quality.

Nice try pajit

Whats the point even buying those Gontian fans because it will take +30 days to arrive and half of the summer has already passed.

>custom roms negatively impact camera quality
nice reddit meme bro

The camera is already shit you retard.

Often they actually do, as the tweaks are in the vendors camera app.

camera quality is extremely dependent on proprietary post processing, it's a big factor in why apple has been ahead for some time

Should I get the Xiaomi powerbank 2 ?
The 20 000mAh one of course.
There are other batteries with the same prices ( about 30 €) and they aren't bad (Anker, RAVpower...)

The video posted earlier shows it best

If they ship to you, sure.

This.

Just buy a Zuk Z2. It has official Nougat.

Does it come with free fireworks?

Can't go wrong with a Xiaomeme powerbank

Don't do this and stop recommending shit phones from dead companies

That's why it gets shittier retard.

>stop recommending shit phones
I didn't recommend him a Xiaomi.

No one cares about your Instagram selfies you homo spunkbag .

Hello /csg/
I need a new AS09A31 battery for my packard bell laptop.
Any advice on which brands to get and which ones to steer clear from?