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What a boring fucking day edition

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Latvia? More like Scatvia xDDDDd

Wow thanks

i thought we were friends

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It was only banter

Haha lads
lads


lieutenant colonel walks up to me and starts talking and i just reply "hey" while eating a sandwich

/blog

Morning lads, early morning question before going off to work.

What is your favourite breakfast?

Now I'm off to work, see ya lads.

i want to /cum/ inside lucario

Could you like stop sleeping or something and play with me?

Thanks

Morning lad

Good pancakes filled with melted cheese is godlike

antibiotics said side effects can be diarrhea
Thought I'm lucky because I haven't had it yet after two days
Well three days in and I'm sitting on the toilet as we speak shooting out some poopie water heh..

record it

haha indian water

It's not even like regular diarrhea it's just pitch black chocolate sauce texture poop
Weird

What do canadians think of this guy?

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To be clear, I'm talking about the guy who made the video.

with german toilets having a shelf, how bad is the splatter from watery poop

Probably less than in US toilets where the water is so high in the bowl it touches your balls

are you 80

I'm tired of being fat

Get fit

Not a fan of Trudeau

My stomach has been hurting on and off for weeks now. I'm not eating junk food or anything idk what's going on.

Donald Trump isn't even racist, people are to stupid to read, or listen.

Hey man I'm headed out to the gym

Do you want to come with me?

I wouldn't know where to start. I really lack motivation and have had no goals lately.

>/cum/ North Americanless edition

why think for yourself when you can just let kike controlled leftist media tell you how to think

Go to the doctor for fucks sake

Then what are you eating

It's awful, all you can hope for, is that these people grow up and accept the real world.

Fucking love this so much

I don't want too risk the chance of them looking in my bum

...and I'm still out of weed

Fml

A lot of healthy home cooked meals

She's gonna hit the wall hard haha

I cut down like 10kg just because i was too lazy to get up and get some food, but that was like 5 years ago, i now excercise 3 times a week and ive not managed to get fat again

I'm about 105kg at the moment. What were some exercises you did when you first started working out?

FAT
AS
FATASS

Never had a pancake with cheese, only crepes. Sounds good.

I showed up an hour early for my work so now I'm in a mcDs drinking tea.

I don't know why these types of faggots think being a shitty person is awesome. I'm generally polite and adhere to all my parentely ingrained pussy boy-scout level morality statutes and still get laid, have a bunch of friends and get to do cool shit. It's like they think being selfishly materialistic and maliciously disparaging is going to pay off.

The only way to get away from these mean posts is to start running.

really makes you think

Sideways post
Sorry buds x (

I'm really proud that I am one of the few quality posters on this board. Everyone else's posts are passable, but mine truly are high quality.

Haha, let it end already. We should just decide as a planet to bathe in black ink before starting the day so that this silly race thing goes away.

Can you prove this claim?

Yes.

Imagine these, but with cheese instead of meat

God gift to men
Pushups, situps, forgot what its called, but its the one where you train your chest. I did these everyday for like 30-60 mins and i was good to go in no time

Whoops here is the pic

Every time i close my eyes i think of you.

They look good.

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Start reading fitness related articles/books. You have to have a clear idea of where this journey is leading. Start with the /fit sticky, read half now and the rest in a couple hours. I'm nota fitness expert but I do know that reading about working out will help you more than exercise at this stage.

I'm waiting

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He might not be but his supporters sure as hell are

this.

/cum/ on my face.

Tasty. Got any photos of home cooking?

They look nearly the same when i make them, can't really demonstrate since im not home yet

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Really makes you think

Rude.

>Le white people are racist meme

might start a company that imports red plastic cups and sells them in europe at an outrageous markup

what do you think /cum/?

Sup Forums is racist. They are proud of it even.

Their reddit outpost is more or less the same.

Thanks for the tips. I'm glad I'm not a stereotypical Walmart whale-beast, so it shouldn't be too difficult to get in shape.

What were you doing this early in the morning bud?

lol

Do it man, I'm sure it will be a small niche market, but you're bound to make a bit of money. But be sure to get rid of it once that market starts to decline.

Lmaoing at ur life

Tbh calling him racist is giving him too much credit. I honesty don't think he thinks enough to be racist, he just blurts out whatever crosses his mind and some of that shit includes broad sweeping generalizations about minorities.

Been in the mil base all day, going home now

Rowing machine.

You can already find them all over the Internet here you retard

i'll just play beer pong with whatever is left over

can't fail

I don’t know why anyone would need you to import the cups. Why don't department stores order straight from NA and cut you out of the action?

My gf loves trump. She's second gen Chinese.

SUP, PEOPLE

ALRI

Because their managers are fucking morons

Nobody in Denmark knows how to run business

love trump, myself.

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These are all the wrong cups

What do you do at a military base?

Post her feet

they are called "Keg Cups" dont know why erryone want to say "Solo Cups" these days.


BAKA, SENPAI

Hm

Had to guard a road again and help with a shooting competition, nothing too spectacular

Fucking brits shot up a storm today

Like? He's been pretty specific when he said he likes Mexicans but the criminal element is spilling over the border and undocumented illegals are invading a sovereign nation and have an army of apologists defending that. He also said his proposed muslim ban is a result of the decades long global terrorist threat that have enemy combatants fighting in plain clothes. Tell me again how given context is a sweeping generalization.

No, I think you're just some dumb hick.

Sounds exciting to me. I have always wanted to get into competitve marksmanship but I haven't gotten my gun liscence yet.

Good to know there are still some useful brits.

wish i was american

You Baltics are alright, it is the hidden/unappreciated side of Europe, as far as my uneducated opinion goes.

I am a Spic and kind of agree here. I don't really sense any true hatred from Trump. Living in Los Angeles I can confirm a lot of the Mexicans here are legitimate pieces of shit who should be deported. At the same time, I think the majority of my fellow bean people here are pretty much just inoffensive middle class normies and I think many of his supporters are actual racists who will lash out violently at non-whites regardless of their innocence. If he really wants the Latino vote he can still continue bashing criminal illegals, but he needs to ensure that it's only actual law breaking Mexicans that are being disparaged. Should he make a loud statement clearly confirming this no one can poke holes in his rhetoric, but as of now he's coming across as a bigot to many moderates and most leftists. His commentary towards Curiel make me raise an eyebrow. While he does have a point hat since Curiel may not be impartial due to having migrant Mexican parents, he also comes across as a bigot to the general public by assuming Curiel will be impartial simply because his parents were born in Mexico.

>Like? He's been pretty specific when he said he likes Mexicans but the criminal element is spilling over the border and undocumented illegals are invading a sovereign nation

Sure it's an issue, but his plans to deal with it are idiotic. Deport millions of people? Yeah I'm sure that won't cause any kind of economic shock or massive drain on public resources. Build a wall? Well aside from costing a fuckton to maintain it won't to fuck all because most illegals enter the country legally and just don't leave when visas expire.

>He also said his proposed muslim ban is a result of the decades long global terrorist threat that have enemy combatants fighting in plain clothes.

In the U.S. domestic right wing terrorism Timothy McVeigh style is considered the biggest threat to national security by the FBI. Trump is just fearmongering and capitalizing on people's prejudices. Not to mention that a Muslim ban and registry are literally Orwell tier levels of state surveillance and control.

New thread topic: name something/someone important to you.

SoLo ones are the real ones

FBI needs to stop dragging its feet and convict clinton already

But he has made the distinction many times between illegal immigrants/criminals and legal immigrants/Americans with Mexican background. It's his opponents that mix the two up and claim he's doing the same from what I can tell. His supporters are the ones getting thrashed by large groups of people waving the Mexican flag, not the reverse. Accuse Trump of other problems he's made but lack of racism is not proof of racism. Also for fuck sake Mexican is a nationality, not a race. If 11 million Canadians were pulling this shit, nobody would defend us calling trump a racist.

clinton did nothing wrong

cash, cock, and froyo
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