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tfw no human gf

Remainers are cowards

Asuka.

First for Aaron Ramsey's qt hairdoo

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why are the french such pussies?

hello?

This pic was not good enough to justiy making the thread early

>Last

No, bad autist. You stop that forever

I'm ready to fucking die now

thoughts?

Refugees welcome
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36507138

How do you want your monkfish lads?

Looks like Manchester when the rangers fans visited eh?

>Mr Badreddin is one of 1,602 Syrians who have arrived in the UK under the resettlement programme.

>The scheme was designed to bring vulnerable Syrian refugees directly from refugee camps in the Middle East to the UK.

>Those arriving have been screened and vetted by the UN.

>The scheme will see 20,000 refugees come to Britain over the next four years.

We literally asked for this fellow to be brought here and given a new life.

Hope she sues the government

Easy money.

POOVLAKIA
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>right wingers fighting against a free market
quite weird haha

Hello I'm on my late-night shitpost vigil for Australia. We've dedicated ourselves to 24/7 presence

*Farts in your general direction*

at what time can we expect the relief team?

burnt

still an other 18600 to come.

paki please leave

You're in luck lad, because I have 85 cooking to get.

I fear it will be at least three hours until the 7am early-risers

well, glad to have you with us until then x

lads imagine if a muslim football player did a terrorist right in the middle of a game during the euros like blew up the pitch or something
mate that would be wild and it would kill loads of footballers which means that at the end of the day our soldiers get paid more, which will let them get even bigger cracks at the so-called daeshic polity. the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, as my father used to say

>our cops
>pussies

they deal with approximately 800% more riot than yours on a monthly basis kek
and not pussy unorganized riots either
real riots the like of which the brit cattle has never witnessed, thunderstruck in awe and fear and teargas

This thread is worse than hilo latino. At least they can all agree to post el Bart and anime. You fags can't even pick a topic.

>being proud of being a traitor
Truly a feat worthy of only the greatest

>bantering the french is paki

yeah no fuck off rasheed

FOY is a recurring topic though

Seriously i would love to get a comment from one of those people who were demanding we take them in and didnt the government say the ones we took in are being vetted to make sure they arent a threat.

Grande Armée

FOL

(Fuck off Louis) :)

>bantering
Dumping pictures from your epic troll folder is banter now? Stop trying so hard to fit in lad.

>traitor

t. vichy france

FOY (fuck off Yong)

>gf been bringing up threesome forever
>never wanted to try it cause thought things might be awkward
>finally say so whats your plan for this threesome
>her plan the entire time was for me to get one of my guy friends and double team her
>i was thinking she meant MFF threesome

what the fuck? does this mean shes cheating on me? She said its not fair for me to be mad, because I was doing the same thing by thinking it was a MFF

umm reply to me? like RIGHT NOW?? THANKS????!!!!?//

AARRGGGGGG

HOW ARE YOU SO FUCKING NORMAL AND SUCCESSFUL???

AAAAAAA GET OUT NORMIE REEEE

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>english """"""""""ARCHERS""""""""""

if you had a gf you would still find a way to be miserable

reply to my last 2 well thought out and complex literature posts please x

gay masterrace.

You were

My dad just rang me after not bothering with me for like a year. Had to tell him i was still a neet and lied about going out on weekends. I have to sort my life out for my parents sake, they really care about me and i just dont give a shit. Its so hard to fix my life, how do i become a normie? I just want my parents to be proud of me for once

Tell her you want to do one of each, but are insecure about your masculinity and want to do MFF first to get your confidence with having sex with a stranger up

Then never do the MMF one

anyone else get fucking pissed off about that black guy in this is england. its "this is england" not "this is bongo bongo land" ffs

shite

>no weightlifter gf
instagram.com/mattiecakesssss/

Are you the man on the right? Did your wife feminize you cuckie?

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>maggie thatcher
disgusting tokenism, i wonder who she fucked to get that job

very well

innit

the other one is in the old thread and i cba so have a duplicate

>Everybody hates bisexuals because they aren't bisexual
figured it out lads

look at this fucking dog

Any copies of Warcraft out yet lads?

ahh only this british brass band crap on the tv queen or whatever
anyone else is bored?

He's gonna jizz in like 2 seconds during FFM
And not get it up during MMF

Stop being a neet and go out and do something you faggot. Get off Sup Forums

The fifth French Republic taking credit for any of it's predecessors is null and void. same for the current United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

>I completely ignore rotten tomatoes

hurry up and get more of him

yes

>look at my fucking Cat

>in Singapore, it is an offence even to have any drug metabolites in your system, even if they were consumed outside of Singapore. Customs occasionally perform spot urine tests at the airport.

>Duty free allowances for alcohol are 1L each of wine, beer and spirits, and the 1L of spirits may be substituted with 1L of wine or beer, unless you are entering from Malaysia.

Ah yes of course

Slovaks getting desparate

fun fact: you can write 'typewriter' on one line of your keyboard

brill
*pushes my cats face into yours to simulate a kiss*
*he bites your nose and runs away*
hahahahahahaha, omfg ahahahahahahaa, just, just simply, ahahahahahaaaahahahahahaaahahahahahaaa, om, om, om OMG,,,.......OH MY GOODNESS AHAHAHAHAA HE BIT YOUR NOSE HAHAAAAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH *POUNDING MY STERNUM* ARRRRRRRRRR HARR HAR HAR HAR HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARARHARARHARARHARARARARHARHAR *splinters sternum into bits and fatally punctures a lung*

Give him his string

Nigger i dont know how

>not using dvorak
casuals leave plz

will be vacating the premises at 19:15 so you won't have to put up with me beyond then

fun fact: you can write 'poo' on one line of your keyboard

Hot lad

>you can't take credits for what your ancestors did because I said so!
Typical american thinking history is non-existent an void because he doesn't have any. Stay jelly and cultureless, fag.

Did an extra CBT thing again lads on a 50cc scooter this time and passed lel

*stands idly by and watches the life fade from your eyes*
*starts a new life with your cat*

yeah came out about 22 years ago lad

Can we stop with the lad talk?

no, you can't. because you didn't do shit

currently sunbathing on my balcony lads

Good for Wales, I hope England lose

bit gay

soaked up a few minutes of sun earlier

will probably come out in a horrible sunburn this evening

But my ancestors did, and then they made me, so I can, because the same blood flows through my veins, and I am entrusted with their noble heritage. Get fucked.

haha!

Wales isn't even a real country

>You can take credits for what your ancestors did because I said so!

See how that argument works?

>20,000
I thought Cameron said it was only 5,000.

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Who was kill?

can you do us a copy, you're good with computers, ill give you a few quid

Should I play heavily modded Skyrim or Dragon's Dogma?

That's what makes it so impressive

20,000 before 2020

he also said he didn't pork a pig but his willy had notes of bacon about its bouquet

pretentious