Who here /webmaster-neet/

Who here /webmaster-neet/

>buy shitty domain name
>$15 per year
>buy 4 years
>copy paste shitty 'How To Get Chicks' advice
>sell ad space to pajeet
>able to quit my job in barely a month

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Enlighten me dude,link the syte.
I would be happy with 150$/month
I could already quit my job with that.

I'm a web dev student and was considering a similar project to get out of working this summer.

I would fuckin kill for a setup like that. How do you sell ad space?

More info required OP.

MOAR INFO OP

link site fagotron
only then can we begin to believe you aren't only shitposting

this

i can make a simple site with css/html/java, how hard is it to sell adspace? what hosting site do u use? ive heard hostgator is good

Here you go Sup Forumsuys.
treehugger.com/green-food/how-to-get-chicks.html

I'm a weebmaster-neet

(You)

Only question that matter is: how much do you make out of this?

I get a hint that youre just shilling your website here, not making much of anything.

i don't really know how viable it would be nowadays with shit like JewTube, but if you're going to start a site, doing something like product reviews of shit you're buying anyway is a good idea IMO. or at least was.

>put together a really, super shitty website when i was 16 with hardly any traffic whatsoever
>started with a few reviews of some music demos i had from friends
>spent two nights mass e-mailing bands and record labels, some that i didn't even like, saying they can mail me shit to review
>a couple weeks later
>start getting packages nearly every day in the mail
>some record labels sent huge boxes full of shit
>started getting stuff from people i never even e-mailed
>got so overwhelmed with shit that sometimes i didn't even listen to the album and did a write up anyway
>once wrote a bad review for something i explicitly asked for, kek

i got a rather impressive record collection out of it actually. again, don't know how much traction this kind of thing could get nowadays, but i'm planning on doing it again soon more professionally, but for a niche kind of toys i collect that aren't over saturated with reviewers.

What niche?

1/6 scale, particularly WW2. hope for my hobby to eventually pay for itself.

fidget spinners

So do you know how to get chicks or not?

>sometimes i didn't even listen to the album and did a write up anyway

>shitposting game on point

Is this real?
If so, it's fucking genius.
As long as we're not talking about super expensive stuff, you can probably use this tactic to get whatever you want for free.

I thought only guys like UnboxTherapy could get tons of free shit to review. Never thought anyone could do it without a huge following.

How long ago was this?

Anything, tech moan started out doing dash cam reviews. Choose something no one is doing

>some record labels sent huge boxes full of shit
Was it just records or merch from the bands and labels?

Were they known bands or semi-amateur and local acts?

I make electronic music but I'm extremely poor, so I can't afford proper equipment.
Do you think companies would send hundreds of dollars in gear to some guy in Europe to review?
They'd probably want me to send the stuff back after the review kek.

12 years ago

but it's like said. you just have to find a niche, and i think it's still just as easily workable, that's why i'm going to be doing it again, but for ww2 1/6 figures and with some actual effort this time. so long as you can get to the point of being included in press shit, you're good senpai.

and if nothing else, the website and paying extra attention to your hobby with a purpose is still fun too.

i'd get vinyl records and CDs. "known" depends, broadly speaking, it was mostly indie-rock and alternative kind of bands, nothing local to me though. whatever the case, it was shit that i was collecting and didn't want to pay for, so it worked.

Nice, thank you.

i always wonder how much $ the owner of valve.com asked for

Hai girl. Me so horny. I you boom boom okay? Bye

>tfw nerf or nothing
fuck me

Is a crappy named .com better than a one full word named .site or other random word?

Literally just want to post links to other articles and write reviews on stuff and hope to sell ad space so I can make money while I search for a real job.

A somewhat well chosen .com or .net domain will always be cheaper and appear more neutral than all of the new generic TLDs.

—t. somebody who jumped on a $0.99 offer for a .space domain and had it deleted now

Possible money idea;
Pick super popular twitch games, find articles about them and summarize long articles into short easy to read on smartphones/laptop ones.

Ad space, maybe link in small time twitch streamers for more views.

???

Profit?

i got kicked off adsense years ago for being "overly aggressive"

i lost adsense on a few videos that had them for years but the new craze of "no hurt feelings" got them removed.

They didn't even make more than 20 cents and had less than 5k views is the scary part.

The guy who owned bud.com sold it to budweiser in the late 90s for 6 bottles of bud, one signed by the owner.

The same decade that yahoo bought broadcast.com for 5.3 BILLION dollars. It just forwards to yahoo.com now lol

Its really simple guys.

1. Find a niche that pays a lot per 1 conversion, like plastic surgery + your city/ or pick some small city
2. Buy domain with that name, like : plastic-surgery-hamburg.de
3. Write a 500 words article, put 3% of words to be keywords, put few pics, make them have alt/title tags and name them plastic_surgery_hamburg_cheap_buy_XXX_etc.jpg
4. Buy 15 PBN links for SEO off indians
5. Wait 1 month, you are #1
6. Call companies that sell plastic surgeries in said city, rent them a redirect to their site
7. enjoy NEET bucks

probably still works for small-to-medium size labels/companies/whatever

years ago, i had friends that would write companies for lan party sponsorship stuff, even though the lan was just a small group of friends. free bawls and stickers and other random shit.