>be from Trentino
>learn some basic German to visit some of the German speaking areas of South Tyrol
>try to speak German to the people there but everybody responds in English because of my thick accent probably
>eventually stop using German and feel like all my efforts were wasted
>only use English to talk to people from now on
>ask directions to some guy in English
>he calls me "big nosed idiot" in German after giving them thinking I didn't understand it
Why are Austrians so rude and mean?
was hast du dann gemacht?
>A*strian talking behind people's backs
not surprising, they are all backstabbing scum
Gibe Sütirol back, maybe we'll stop being mean to you fucking Itaka then.
Also, virtually every Austrian/German speaks English to some degree, and since it's annoying to deal with people when they speak broken German most people just switch to English. It's shitty for people who come here to learn German, but deal with it. It's even worse when you're with university students, they always think that they have to prove themselves and will speak English with you even if your German is fine.
*denn
Scheiß Bohnenfresser.
Literally nothing. Obviously had to do with him noticing I was Italian. Fucking bastard. My nose isn't even that big. It's Austrians who have that round short pig nose like Hitler.
Yeah, but I wasn't aware of this. I thought it was like France where they expect you to speak some level of French no matter if it's shitty or not.
Now you know that's not the case. Also, why the hell did you expect to be welcome in Südtirol?
Now give it back, fucking Itaka.
N-no. Bolzano is too nice to belong to you.
It's not Italy, it is and will always be Austria.
The most kc tire chain ever
Bolzano is majority Italian speaking.
And parts of Vienna have a majority speaking Turkish. It's still Austria, the fact that it was invaded doesn't matter, we'll claim it back. It is ours.
Fuck off Ami cunt.
Na ja Hans, mir es ist Wurscht
>And parts of Vienna have a majority speaking Turkish
Top cuck.
Also, why does your capital has an Italian name? When I was a kid, I used to think Vienna was some city in Italy before learning about it.
Vindobona. Which then became Wien. Vienna is just the Latin version of its name, which is used internationally. Latin sounds a bit like Italian.
It's Latin/Roman. Not Italian.
*es ist mir
>Vindobona
This also looks like Italian. Italian is the closest language to Latin.
Actually, it's Sardinian, but whatever.
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This is too stupid, I'm out. Learn your own history and language first.
I'm not saying it's Italian, idiot. I'm saying it looks like it.
Oh, I forgot to mention something: all the women gave me big cheerful smiles when I talked to them and were just overall much nicer than the men who were cunts who always seemed to be in a bad mood. It was cute when they asked my name and had a hard time pronouncing it.
Austrians are subhuman cunts who won't play nice except with Bavarians