BitCoin

daily reminder

Or you'd have fucking nothing because it'd almost guaranteed be in Mt Gox and would have vanished into thin air.
Or you'd have sold it when it hit $100/coin
Or $500/coin
Or pick a price point that most everybody else sold at

>If you bought $100 worth of Amazon shares when it was founded, you'd be a kajillionaire!
No shit fuckstick

i make that every month selling user data

DELET

someone is angry.

When i was in high school i would kneel in prayer form next to my bed, i would always dream about being hurt in front of the whole high school and bloodied and beaten , then the girls loving me, and hold my shit in.

Not really.
To have that money means someone would need buy those Bitcoins from you.
I doubt it would be possible to currently sell 75 million worth of Bitcoin just like that.
It's like having and not having at the same time.
You would earn at most few millions.

What is dogecoin worth these days

why are people paying so much for this crap? it is literally worth nothing

also

Good news for you it will become reality if you don't give me blini fast

I wanna dump a sloppy load deep in Anzu's vagina or labia or cervix or whatever the inside part's called. Vulva?

We didn't ask you

Makes me physically sick knowing my roommate's cousin was sending 100s of bitcoins at a time to his meth dealer in 2012

>anzu
boipussy is the word you're looking for, kiddo

about 1/3rd of its peak selloff value from the early weeks, seems like it might hit a bit over 200 satoshi in the current rally this month

if you would have bought at the lowest point earlier in the year and sold off right now, you'd have gotten about a 500% gain

Same with most net worth estimates though. Bezos can't just up and sell his amazon stock tomorrow either.

Anzu is a girl~!

>tfw you will never find the wallet from when you mined $7 of bitcoin back in 2013

I asked him.

so what happened with mt gox anyway? is there still a trial ongoing? or was every victim effected screwed?
was any arrest made?

Yeah imagine all the child porn you can buy...

Occasional reminder that Bitcoin is the coin of pedophiles

>autist colleague tries to brute force his old bitcoin wallet on his work computer
>fails miserably

If I had wheels I'd be a bicycle.

I didn't have $100 7 years ago :(((

is mining viable at all nowadays?

Go to bed Zuck, you're drunk.

That's stupid. You couldn't possibly unload $75 million butts without slippage. Hope you're giving the taxman his due too.

Doesnt it cost more in electricity to mine than the coins earned

Why the hell would you unload a dime?
Hold the fuckers and transfer as necessary.

Spend bitcoin on native services when you can.

Bitcoin mining is not profitable unless you're a Chinese company.

Look at the fucking recent price history. It's a volatile speculation vehicle. You're either all in and holding on to ALL your coins hoping the price goes up, or you think the price is going to crash and you get out ASAP.

Fuck paying for shit in bitcoin. That's what I have dollars for.

Does she actually have roach DNA?

kek

what about the chucklefuck that spent a few thousand bitcoins to buy a pizza?

Knowing my luck, if I tried to cash out, it would be some kind of identify theft scam, or the government would make bitcoin illegal right before I get rich, or the IRS would get mad at me for using bitcoin somehow.

Real life is like having a sex dream where you wake up just before you put your pee pee in.

>having sex dreams
look at this lucky fag.

Yes, she is a Turk.
And a girl.

Just watch her videos on YouTube.

>fell for every Sup Forums meme except buttcoin

Feels bad.