Be american

>be american
>get shot

How original and clever!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I hope more will ensue, americlaps don't deserve life

Gays BTFO

There were Americans in Orland that got cumshot and shot in one night.

Straight, white, republican Americans are impossibly unlikely to be shot each year.

Less than a 0.000004% chance. I'll take it.

This pic tho xDDD

that's pretty gay 2bh

how convenient

very impressive

Nah man I've seen gayer shit done by heterosexuals.

Me and my friend found a passed out hobo once and thought it would be funny to take pictures of the bum with our dicks in his mouth. We put on condoms just in case and shoved our dicks in his blow hole. Our cocks touched but it wasn't that gay. Then we removed his trousers to find some aweful swamp ass. I gave my friend 5 euros to but his dick inbetween the hobos buttcheeks. He did it. We left bc some Park cleaner found us

It was funny af tho

did he dieded

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Not like you're any better, bellboy

depravity

It's not like it was weird or something we are best friends and we are both straight. I remember when we were young and my friend but a sausage next to his dick to get his cat to lick it but instead the cat bit his dick and he hid it until it got infected. I helped him clean it and we biked to the hospital together. We didnt tell anyone and his dick got well

Come to think of it, I have the pic somewhere, wait a little

wow

>thought it would be funny to take pictures of the bum with our dicks in his mouth
>shoved our dicks in his blow hole
>Our cocks touched but it wasn't that gay
>we removed his trousers to find some aweful swamp ass
>I gave my friend 5 euros to but his dick inbetween the hobos buttcheeks. He did it.

>It was funny af tho

It wasnt weird stop questioning my sanity

You better post it nigga, that shit was totally straight don't worry.

>americans finally wanna change their gun laws

HAHAHAHHAHA muh freedoms when?

Fucking third degree burn right here.

Nigga I cant find it my friend posted it to rate.ee(we got a lot of high votes) imma see if it's still there

I hope you're next snownigger

>Snownigger

Lol I just laughed so hard at your butthurt fampai desu desu XDDD

is this really what happens in gay clubs?

KEK!!!

>Be Estonian
>be straight
>be gayer than the gays

The alt-left have this weird mindset in which they think if they try really hard they can wish ISIS away. Every time a mudslime blows something up they speak up on how bad islamophobia is and claim it's a religion of peace for the next week

I went to club 69(a gay club in Tallinn) as a joke with my friend. We pretended to be a couple and it was hilarious. A lot of hitting on and making out but nothing like that.

you're a faggot senpai

It wasnt gay you fucking homosexual, haven't you ever had any fun with your friends? Dont you know what pranks are?

nah he actually started grabwalking like that when he saw the gun and managed to escape trough the back door :::::::::D

>you're a faggot senpai

Fuck you nigger it was a joke and we laughed. However, it was nice to feel wanted, even though I would never Homo in my life.

>even though I would never Homo in my life.
I smell a closet homosexual

>as a joke

ok l a d

I'd cum in you.

faggot

Nigga I have had sex with women and it felt great. When I let my gay cousin touch my dick it fucking inverted. Def no homo

>When I let my gay cousin touch my dick
average estonian passtime?

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Hey it was truth or dare, I did it so I could see 2 hot girls touch each other.

Atleast my country isnt in civil war

nigger

Am I the only one uncomfortable with the use of racial hate speech in this thread?

yes

gay nigger

Well enjoy your miserable lives then losers

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fuck of nigger

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>Invented the word "nigger"
>Is bothered by it

Fucking nigger

That was really rude. Apologize to losers immediately, you retarded, cum-guzzling, hambeast goatfucker.

I'm black. go to hell

>Retarded

Nigger watch your language, pc term is mentally challenged

NIGGER

who cares, they were fags anyway

I remember the Americans who were so happy when the attack in Paris happened.

''This would never happen in the US because we have guns you fucking Eurocucks''.

Yeah, you do have guns, but appearently you also have bullets in your skulls :DDDD

really makes you think

hi nigger

>Is literally a nigger

How dem white wymyn? Dat watermalone and KFC tho f.a.m. Is your criminal record longer than your lifespan? Have any alimonies to pay? Where'd ya but ur foodstamps? You got a piece? Dropped out of 3rd grade? How much dope you flipping?

fuck you, babushka was shot last week ;-;

dude I live in the suburbs what the fuck is your problem

I just want to banter lad but you shitheads ruin it by going full racist its not even fun

Post proof that you are a black person and not a nigger I hate fucking niggers but not all black people are niggers

Stop, it's not funny

You sound kinda like my wifes son and he's gay, so you're probably gay as well.

>a white supremacist asks me to send him pictures of my black dick
RACISTS BTFO

Lol

>This is okay to post
>I get banned immediately for a month for saying >be French >get shot after the exact same thing happened

Janitors confirmed Yurocucks

I meant your University diploma or something to verify that you are educated and civilised. Instead, this dumb nigger goes all "muh dick". Confirms that majority of afro Americans are niggers

Kek, one of them might as well be your brother,

hey thats very disrepectful

implying that is not a white guy cmon estonia don't be that gullible

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never laughed so hard in my life.
I TIP FOR YOU MY FRIEND

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Wat

nice desu ne~