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c3

learn to handle the camera, so it doesn't pick your DICK AND BALLS in the photo, you fucking cunt

ASDASDASDASOPDLMAİSDKĞPXFDDDDDDD

i won't have you badmouthing my perfectly respectable dick and balls in front of the entire internet, SIR

>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!

This message is there for like 2 months already

cuckolds are hard to choose from lately, i guess

ffuck

>Shkrodan Mustafi scored for Germany

he's just being nice

'sup ex vilayets?

I wouldn't do that even if you payed me a lot of money. Only in the last 2 days I've unintentionaly seen on Sup Forums extreme CP, zoophilia, gore and other anglo culture stuff. Imagine being on the lookout for that. Janitors are hereoes imo

...

westerners tend to believe everything on the balkans stopped in the 50's

sup, future kurdistan?

>heroes
why not superheroes? Neckbeardman, NEETman, Basementdwellerman, etc.

Someone posted CP on Sup Forums just a few minutes ago. What the fuck is going on?

yeah I know, surprisingly most of the bad reviews come from our countrymen, baka

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>westerners tend to believe everything on the balkans stopped in the 50's
I guess so

meh, here it's probably a swede or american mod, they are very sensitive. You offended gorillas

Has anyone of you ever commited a felony?

many

such as?

no, but I'm guessing you did. Tell us...

>felony
define felony...

he let his gorilla ass to be destroyed by a greek

that's a serious felony in here

stealing something worth more than $100
beating someone very very hard
killing someone
weaponizing a virus
white-collar crimes
etc.

armed robbery, regular robbery, assault, breaking and entering, selling contraband cigarettes, selling maka

nah I just done some very light stuff

The worst was me and a friend of mine scamming a russian man of €200
And basically we stole shit from a store
And betted on fixed matches

b-basescu?

oh... i did a lot of computer crimes in my past
don't tell anyone, tho

such is the life of Miro the boxer...

>vacation in Burgas
>going to club at night with my m8s
>spot tourist looking man with his wife, I think he was german
>knock him out
>take money
>go to club

thats the short version

>a lot of computer crimes in my past
you haxxed your crush's neogen.bg?

>surprisingly

it isn't surprising. Brits are polite, cultured individuals, unlike Balkan apes. let's not confuse Sup Forums for RL

lmao nice

breaking into places i shouldn't be, breaking into people personal space, software piracy...

literally gypsy

:
holy shit user ur a 1337 h@xx0r

>he actually thinks gypsies have the balls to attack or rob a person face to face

truer truth has never been truthed

a gypsy stole my ball once and he had a knife

A pack of wild gypsies attacked my friend once because he was wearing a leather jacket and thought he was some kind of a metal head. What the hell man, damn gypsies.

you got lucky, Ros
with that knife he could easily stole your balls too

I basically scammed a russian man of 200 euros by selling him a laptop with altered system info.. Like I went in the Windows Registry and modified the processor string from 'AMD A4-something something' to 'Intel Core i7 something something' .. same with the GPU. It was one of those look-alike Acer laptops, that look the same but have different CPU/GPU configs.

Optimized the thing a bit to make it run faster. Met up at a place far away from where I live.

Good times.

Used a burner phone.

kek it's the other way around here
usually the ones wearing leather jackets (and shaved heads) attack the gypsies

Probably some skin heads beat them up so they ganged up on my friend later

>Кo тe диpo Ћaмилe
>Heки бaјa y кoжнy јaкнy
>Caћy зoвeм Cyлтaнa и Jaмeздинa дa ги бијeмo
>E ти y кoжнy, aвa кapи!

the regedit thing doesn't persist after a reboot

scamdova lmao

absolute madman

I made it so it does.
Put up a Batch script in the Windows Startup folder that would override the Registry at every boot

Something tells me you're talking from experience ;)

What did he mean by this?

Like, robbing people in Varna and then going to the club with the stolen money

Moldovans are much worse

example: not checking those sweetass fucking quads

true.dat

did you enjoyed your Acer laptop you bought from a humble user on the street? :DDDD

how's that being a monster though? he was a tourst and probably had a shitton more and he lives in a rich country

he deserved it 2bh

I was just being sarcastic
Of course that fucker deserved it
Next time he'll know better than coming to Bulgaria

faggots like you disgust me, desu

nah just needed to do it for FC4 on some rig, didn't buy/sell any used electronics

agreed ;^)

you're a bitch

who /wagecuck/ here?

>you're a bitch
i'm aware you are probably trolling, but there's unironically people thinking like that

all of us. /balk/ is a place where we normies meet to act like savages

any one watching EA E3? its so shit kek

i'm not trolling though

bulgarianhistory.org/bit-i-kultura/kultura/film-samuil/

we wuz tsars n sheeit

you were and still are a chav
fuck off with your autism already

I made a new meme

read the fucking article you fucking pleb.

putka maina

xaxaxaxa fucking autistic fyromites

>FIFA is on frostbite engine
>still horrible 2d crowds
lel EA

This.
I just get pissed off at people oblivious of money, it is usually stupid westerners with money. They deserve everything bad in their lives.

shte te obiq ako znaesh
tupak

>they still deny + CZAR SAMUIL + was Macedonian

did I really just get dubs 3 times in a row

he was so macedonian that when Basiloglu beat his army he was called the bulgarslayer ;^)

"bulgar-slayer" is an epithet applied to him by later chroniclers, probably as an attempt to distort history and downplay the Macedonian role

anyway, the first part is true. read Stephenson - The Legend of Basil the Bulgar-Slayer

Bulgarians are Macedonians anyway

oh boy BF1 bois

oh god, today's /gr/ is so shit. fucking underaged kiddies go to hell

Why is it always makkes that shill gaming shit?

>anyway, the first part is true
i know, he blinded the soldiers so Bulgaria would have less available fighting men and he sent them home

also he allowed bulgarian nobles seats in the byzantine courts

shut the fuck up, normie

idk, I play lots of video games I guess?

Why is our diaspora so fucking pesant-like?

fucking Löw

He ate his booger in the last World Cup, I think. This man has no limits.

+306984951688

Call me boys :3

lmao they're getting snoop dog to play BF1

way too bold, hope they win.

+306984951688
Call this for hot talking with the best Greek girls

>mfw a girl answered
post tits pls

he does it for the lölz

zdr ko pr

Is this what success looks like, /balk/?

I know this guy

what's this

tru biznismen

he looks bulgarian

Cucks, I'm tempted to buy Hearts of Iron IV.

Should I?

Found it on some Romanian site showcasing selyaks n shit.
marlani.ro

Bok gibi t b h
Oynanış filan çok güzel ama acayip random gidiyor oyun ve eğer daha önce Paradox oyunu oynadıysan acayip basit.
Bir ikide denemede Sovyetleri alıp bütün Avrupayı istila edebiliyorsun. Bazende misal Almanya savaşa filan girmiyor hiçbir şekilde yada Amerika hiç olaylara karışmadığı için Almanya bütün Avrupayı istila edip Türkiyeye filan geçebiliyor. Tarihle çok fazla uymsuzluk yaşandığı için oyunun tadı kaçıyor hemen.
Bence bi torrent çek sonra beğenirsen alırsın gerçi >paradoxtan oyun almak

Ooo nissan + Porsche

Nooiiiiicceee

this is cool af
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boötes_void
imagine being in intergalactic space here, there wouldn't be anything when you look out the window, just some tiny tiny dots in the distance and the rest will be the fucking abyss