Read guide to food in Italy

>read guide to food in Italy
>you can't put parmesan on pizza
>you can't put parmesan on pasta
>you can't put parmesan on salad
>you can't put parmesan in carbonara
>you can't put parmesan in cacio e pepe

What the fuck is parmesan for then

>not following the rules

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>pizza
It's like that 95% of the time, but in some exceptions you can, I know lactose-intolerant people who can't eat mozzarella and put a sprinkle of parmesan to add flavour to the pizza
>pasta
There are only some pasta sauces where parmesan is haram, like seafood. Obviously, this is my opinion
>salad
dunno, sometimes I ate salad with parmesan, but it's very rare
>carbonara
you can, maybe mix it with pecorino romano to add flavour
>cacio e pepe
if it's called cacio e pepe, why the fuck would you put on it another type of grated cheese? That's the only retarded thing on that list

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>What the fuck is parmesan for then
chicken

italians dont know how to food, it requires americans to fix it. America fixes everybodies foods with our american improvements.

I put parmesan over my spaghetti

america does italian food better than italy

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Why would you put parmesan on every other thing than pasta ?

pasta just isn't good without parmesan

parmesan is overrated, literally food 4 plebs
kek no wonder ameriplebs like it so much

Hard to decide which are more autistic about their cuisine,Italy or France.

>you can't put parmesan on pizza
It's called "Reggiana"

Carbonara is not carbonara without pecorino cheese, sorry.
We just happen to have more cheeses than generic yellowy plastic shit :^), so we can be autistic about it.

Why don't you celebrate Easter though?

It's a little something called FREEDOM

and there also another thing called etiquette. You are free to put cowshit in your food, but you don't because it's not good.

It was a joke dude chill out