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got a big enough joint there rick, rick? edition

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>cp is running rampant in Sup Forums right now via Germany

Why do Huezilians spam "BR" on every youtube video and comments section? They want the other Brazilians to give them upvotes or something? I don't get it. No other nationality does it quite like BR's.

They want to talk with their own people about the video.

>need a facebook profile to use tinder

why do I have to use all this shit just to try and get a gf. damn it's hard being a loser these days.

>wants to get a gf with tinder
wew lad

well tinder uses your facebook profile to match people, so you kind of need it.

>tinder
>gf

>tinder
>gf
good luck with a washed up whore

Just make an empty one, you don't even need pictures anymore. tinder allows in app uploads now, they used to only synch with the Facebook pictures in earlier versions.
Put your name and age, school/workplace if you fancy and that's all tinder needs

you have to like things too, or else the matching wont be very effective.

What's the matchmaking shit? Isn't this an app solely for fucking? Why care about interests/hobbies when you just want some fuck?

it really isn't. Yeah a lot of people use it for that, but all it does is match people to talk to. Some people are looking for friends actually.

It doesn't really change much, it only shows you IF you have similar likes but if there is nothing it just runs through all profiles with your set age and distance limit

god damn BULLSHIT

>Some people are looking for friends actually.

I almost don't believe you

if you want to fugg an emo chick, then like emo shit
if you want to fugg a fit chick, then like exercise shit
etc.

well what the fuck do I use then? Just talk to random people at social events or some shit? What century is it?

>but all it does is match people to talk to.
>he fell for this meme

if you're a stud you only use it for sex, girls and betas use it for validation

you sound like youre talking about something you dont know much about to sound smart. Is this your personal experience or "what you heard"

I got my dicc succed and succed on toes thanks to tinder
I give it a recommendation

use something like PoF/match.com or something more geared towards dating than fugging/friendship.

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>he uses tinder to go on actual dates
you couldn't possibly be doing it more wrong
beta cuck nu-male faggot detected

Why is that guy in starfleet uniform?

but user I thought pumping-and-dumping was degenerate

So YOU'RE that fucking foot fiend.

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Proud and loud

>Pop singer Selena Gomez has revealed in Billboard that her diagnosis with the autoimmune disease lupus
Who /oldfag memes/ here? kek

do you like feet when they're a bit dirty and smelly, or clean?

looking for a gf who has been pumped&dumped multiple times and voluntarily keeps doing it is even more degenerate

b-but you could be THE one

What sort of food does /cum/ eat?

nothing processed
>tfw you only eat meat, fruit, and vegetables

feelsgoodlads

wew lad! me too! I only end up eating meat at work (i work in restaurant) though because grocery store meat is so goddamn expensive

Depends
Succing I like them clean, can be a bit smelly tho. But Asians rarely smell anyway and I don't touch white pig feet

Just looking a bit dusty is fine, highlights the wrinkles and contoures which can be kinda hot
I'm not into that dirty and crushing whatever bullshit though

How do i become not lazy?

That was like 3yrs ago.
Grandma will have tinder to meet other local codgers for bridge soon.

it's kind of a pain in the ass sometimes 2bh

Drugs, namely.

youre lazy out of habit/routine. try living differently for a couple weeks and you will adjust.

So by doing drugs ill lose my lazy habits. Its pure genius! Thanks friends!

Don't forget to just bee yourself.

thinking about walking to the 7/11 but its like 2 miles away but i have no food in my house and im tired as shit
its rnh so i cant go to sl;eep quite yet

Get hype and find out who up af at the 7/11.
They still got those bufallo chicken rollers, aka buffalo chicken dicks?

quit being lazy user

ya they also have little hotdog s yummmmmmm but i might get shot or stabbed if i go there since 2 miles in the wrong direction is sometimes gang territory
im not lazy

The USA-kun

do you have a bicycle?
i like going for bike rides when its dark and quiet.

Dude, stockpile poor mans meals like plenty of ramen, beans, rice, etc. and stop being a lazy faggot. 7/11 sells this shit but at a huge mark up in the sake of convenience.

If you do go, get some nachos, and 2 cans of 25oz tall boys for $3.33.

>super moist
mmmmm

ask me that question 7 years ago
(no btw my uncle ran over it and i never bothered to get another one)
id have to WALK and its 1 am
im not poor either, jjust out of food atm havebnt been shopping in like 2 weeks

I love you.

ban guns

I'll ban this dick in your ass

>bongs have a city to remind them to take a bath

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ban buns

h-heh hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos

ban dubs

ban memes

ban trips

Think I'm becoming bi due to my crushing loneliness

pro feet

Btfo

GOOD posts.

You mean these dubs?

alri

awooo~~~~
I want to hug you :3

Cop parked right next to me and im scared to pull out of the gas station now

Sitting in an empty parking lot at 4am listening to music lads
My life is a movie. A sad movie
youtu.be/fhOjNhRZ1Gc

My first thought as well

/ded/ lmao

americuties are asleep :3

>be amerigay
>get shot

That's what you think >:3

>Only the gay Americans are awake

Work is pissing me off a bit tonight lads

who up

Night shift? What do you do senpai?

Wanna taste, bud?

M O R E

Extremely boring factory work. Basically just watch over about 6 machines and fix them as they jam/break

Bit pissed that after a full month of working here that they still havent fixed my key card situation. Told the manager several times with the most recent last friday, but nothin. He said it'd be fixed by Monday, and it isn't. I cant even enter my place of work unless I wait for someone else to come, and on breaks I have to leave my shoe at the door to keep it open lest I'll be locked out. And the machines are just being extra shitty tonight
/blog

Bit gay

>cut

dropped

Find the machine and make your own card.

T-That wasn't me heh (keep posting more)

Why are you in Taiwan?

Male escort

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This.

Now write int on it.

>filename
It isn't him

What a fucking poof.

Never claimed to be him

britbongs out

ban muslims

jinx

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