France BTFO

The Eternal Anglo has won once again...

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France is un-ironically our best ally.

Why didn't they include you guys?

>Why didn't they include you guys?

Because we're surrender monkeys
Can't wait for the next Napoleonic Wars game with Poland and the Batavian Republic as Napoleonic faction instead of France

>France is un-ironically our best ally.

It's like this board is being flooded with reddit memes

Yep
We all know your greatest ally is Israel

Go fuck yourself, France is GOAT.

The game look great. On every map set in France you play as Brits instead of French.

Daily reminder that EA didn't want to fund the game, because it thought kids don't know what WW1 was.

>*insert country* education

That wont happen, we're even less cared for

Its ridiculous, you fought argruably the hardest against us.

You could play as a Pole in Mount and Blade NW

Brits took more photos
It's all there is left of it a century later

They don't want anyone to know that

Like the battle against Napoleon, Brits supported and maneuvered mainly until they thought they could end it.

All the while on the continent mainly german states and russians bled.

Even Waterloo was only possible due to Prussian assistance.

>why yes I do play video games, and, as such would like these games to be historically correct

A lot of Swedes and Germans are the cancer of Europe. Nothing new.

The turks remember the beatdown though, "civilized" world doesbt care

Im sure you could spin the euro-ottoman Wars as xenopohobes being against peaceful migrants and diversity

Winged hussars show up everywhere tho, with good reason too they look radical

The brits are the shame of europe. All those faggots did during WW2 and 1 for what's it's worth was choking against the nazi airforce while the allies and the axies were massacring each other. And the worst it that those fucking coward are all like : we won ww2, france surrender epic white flag jokes.

>still mad about gallipoli

absolutely sick of french whining about this. Suck it up. Your country is a fucking failure.

Slightly MORE angry that the US is being represented so much though. They joined EXTREMELY late.

I want a Poland vs Soviet Union 1919-1921 war game.

It was sick and would be great material for a shooter since we had volunteers from all over Europe and USA.

Who wouldn't like to fly a biplane and mow down commies with the steel rod that's inbetween the planes wheels as the pilors did after they runned out of ammo.

Or drive down a hill, drunk as shit with a mg, shooting at hordes of ruskies like one of our poets did(he recieved a medal for it)?

Are we sure France isn't going to be included?
I remember I saw a screenshot with a plane that had a French roundel on it.
(And I'm not stupid, unlike many I can differentiate a British and a French air roundel).

Maybe the developers cant
Wouldnt surprise me tb b

Daily reminder that the army your king led to victory was 2/3 german.
Dont want to lessen polish impact, but it seems to be passed by often.

Dude, stop it.

Saying france was shit in ww1 is like forgetting about the ANZAC and just saying it was brits.

pretty sure I saw a renault FT in the trailer

yeah you guys even got btfo'd by muslims in the same year

The one thing im happy about is that Australians are depicted as black men

Games should have an educational function.

If a big shooter series would pcik that ip, people might actually leatn sth.

>God forbid.

>No bosniak regament in the game
END MY LIFE SENPAI

I don't understand. The guy in the picture is clearly a Frenchman

*smacks lips*

And the french were allied with ottomans, had strong influence on our nobility and were against us joining the anti-ottoman empire.

But its al done and dusted now, who cares

He just needs a beard and he looks like your typical bataclan shooter

>main combatants
>no Austria-Hungary
>not including the nation that started the war in the first place

Also, Russia isn't there either.

The French Poilu are apparently going to be DLC
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Russia has been played out, they are going back to Nazi's I guess

People say that because of Vietnam, but if you actually look it's Canada or Britain you cuck

can i play as a german in this game?

yes

awesome

>german nationalism on the rise

It werent even nazis then
You can literally feel american pandering

Unholy alliance,reeee.

>sweden

Its football time, so German nationalism is allowed

We gave them a king and that's how they thank us

>imperial germans will just be proto-nazis because anything else will just confuse american consumers
>the nigger main character from 1910's will behave and talk like a nigger from 2010's
>MUH WOMEN

how realistic is beduine tribes having woman soldiers in 1910s?

Cant wait for his awesome quips dissing the whiteys fighting ability

delete ur account misogynist shitlord it's 2016 :^)

>because of Vietnam
I think you're forgetting where we came from, and how it was made possible, Dad.

>imperial germans will just be proto-nazis because anything else will just confuse american consumers

Haha, exactly. Most americans probably don't even know the difference between WW1 and WW2.

most poles don't know the difference between their sister and their wife

Is it correct to say that WW1 was partly due to the middle powers, especially imperial germany, growing to fast in power that frenchies and britts felt threatened?

Also Willis fault because he stopped listening to Bismarck.

Top bants coming from you, cleetus

He is czech, but I guess you knew that.

Nice bants.

the problem was that Germany was diplomaitically isolated because the retarded politics of Willhelm 2 ("Politik der freien Hand").
Basically, they thought its better to start a war before Russia gets too powerful

>Why are there foreigners in my World War

what's up with anglo game developers and forcing me to play as a black guy?

>WW1

>no France
>no Russia
>no Austria-Hungary

>yes american niggers

Good job Sweden

So that you're white privileged ass can experience some struggle
You should be thankful desu

>implying Americans know Austria or Hungary exist

Austria is probably just another part of Germany to them.

...and they are right :^)

With a big-ass bong roundel on it.
Apparently, France was only a weapon manufacturer and battlefield provider during WWI, according to (no) Dice.

>nigger we wuz cannon fodders and shit.
Nigger would fit well if he wuz an askari fighting in colonial africa.
I hope they put the french indochinese troops in there for the pho and boom boom. and add our one and only soldier & casualty who fought in france.

>ass

Fuck off yank

wait for the €40 season pass tesó

Maybe Austria-Hungary and Russia will be in DLC. :^)

this game has nothing to do with ww1
and thats why they get away with the dindu on the cover
when in reality only 3% of all fighting soldiers were dindus

Sorry, I learned American, not English. English is useless.

Well you're a cuck then

At least Americans are humans.

subhumans

I hope I can play as a Finn so I can surrender and get him brutally raped

>Czech company makes a game
>SJWs want more nignogs
>they laugh at them

>Swedish company makes a game
>SJWs say nothing
>main character is a nignog

SWEDEN
YES

I want a game about Czech-Polish war in 1920
>shortest game ever

based bohemia

What game?

Kingdom Come. Not done yet.

>NO nz army

kick in the pants
Almost 1/3 of population was involed in this war its biggest involement volenteering for the brits and so did canadians on our historic records.
whatever amerifats being fat again at EA i see.

We wuz panzerfaust n shiet

youtube.com/watch?v=4pY3hlQEOc0

Looks like we're not totally btfo to me.

i wanna play as a maori warrior and kick some ass in WW1

u wot m8
no finnish soldiers took part in ww1

game is literally reskinned battlefield 4 with a huge aircraft to help noobs to win and worse physics from bc2.
also zeppelin game mechanic is so dump. are we going to have zeppelins in gallipolli and arabian peninsula too ?
this game is not a ww1 game but rather a reimagination of the great war. hell we can see this by how close the zeppelins fight.

Didnt see a single French soldier while we were as important as them if not more
We got BTFO

You know that we weren't involved in WW1?

Of course you don't, after all you're ameridumb

>Diablox9
Is he even alive lmao

Also wtf, is every character black or what?

Who?

>Also wtf, is every character black or what?

Only 40% of them
Some are women too

American education never fails to amaze

yeah sure but some battlefields looks like french soil, and there is some french plane and such.

apparently you can play Italy...

What a fucking joke, where all this utter disrespect for France come from?

>no finnish soldiers took part in ww1

1.300.000 deaths wasn't enough

Bush and when we refuse to invade Iraq.

And everybody falling for the surrender-meme

DICE is swede not anglo.
France got 1.3M deaths which make it number 3 death in ww1 after russia and germany.
FUCKING SWEDE KEK DIE.