Why you are not bisexual yet ?

Why you are not bisexual yet ?

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I am.
Feels gud havin the choice

Because I don't like vaginas or boobs

Because I don't like other men's penises

>reminder that biscums literally cannot commit to any relationship and will always end up cheating

I don't want to get shot

fuking yeah

you like asses no ?

It's easy to get married and have secret sexual life beside this

wear bullet proof vest

Women's asses

Sounds like you're butthurt because your boyfriend couldn't commit to you.

My dick tells me to be straight

a hole is a hole

your dick could talk

>I dont get either so it's time to widen my horizont

>It's another Muslim country flag that's pro-LGBT/feminist/liberal episode

n-no

will u be my bf?

Women's holes aren't smelly and hairy

I like women and dudes who look like women

>I dont get either so it's time to widen my horizont

No man is worth loving.

Because I didn't choose to become one

Because women are the very definition of cancer

Virgin detected

lol homo

I'll be beheaded.

Because your stupid thread is reported.

lol homo

why would you choose a man over a woman on your own behalf ever

because I don't find my sex sexually attractive... just like the majority of the human population

lol you straight

Who the fuck would want to fuck an asshole if you can have this?

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>google.com/search?safe=off&site=&source=hp&q=How to join ISIS islamic state and bomb the nigger in the White House
>german humor

you cunt

>my sister in on the watch list now

Bisexuality isn't a thing.
You're just a faggot who fucks girls.

this my fellow russian vassal

Actually I know how to enjoy a good dick sometimes but I do it straightly not like you

It's not gay if it's a feminine penis. Girly boys are there to serve men.

I mean you're the type of guy while suckin a dick who says "oh yea give it to me baby" lmao so gay

I mean stop that man, stop being a fag
When I'm sucking a dick, I don't do it like a fag, I look at the man in his eyes and say "alright faggot gimme that shit"

You know, straight shit

>this is what heteros actually believe

You're a fag if you like men. Fuck off with this bi nonsense. You deserve to get Omar'd

You're a funny guy.

wtf i'll never call my bf "baby"
what is wrong with you

You say "ma puce"

Society's perception of bisexuality is skewed towards females

>female
'OMG HOT AS FUCK LIKE 13 FROM HOUSE'

>male
'FUCKING FAGGOT TAKES A DICK UP HIS BUTT'

>You deserve to get Omar'd
Classical overcompensation, following attraction towards a male peer, and sexual confusion.

jesus no
i hate to speak during sex
you dutchs are weird

Bullshit, you say "oh oui mon petit chat croque moi les fesses" lmao so gay what is wrong with you dude

But I am sexually attracted to Chinese cartoon characters with penises of both genders, user

omg i cant stop laughing
who tells you that?

C'est ton petit copain
Il m'a aussi dit qu'il aimait les VRAIS HETEROS comme moi
Je suis désolé mec, mais j'arrête pas de le sucer quand t'as le dos tourné oOooOoW on fait ça bien hétérosexuellement mmmmMmMmh pas comme des pd

I'm definitely bi, or a straight guy who jerks it to loads of gay porn. Girlfriend doesn't know though

I am. People are so fucking degenerate and disgusting nowadays that it's best to just go with whoever seems decent, regardless of gender.

oui c'est bien connut que les vrais hétéros sucent des bites

Jesus fucking Christ
I haven't laughed this hard in a while KEK

Mec c'est pas pd je le regarde bien dans les yeux comme un vrai mec et là je lui CLAQUE les fesses devant la cheminée et PAF PAF PAF

Toi tu fais "mon petit loup oooh laisse moi élaborer une fellation"

C'est pour toi que je dis ça tu peux pas être aussi gay toute ta vie mon pote ça craint des fois faut savoir être un vrai mec

je suppose que les vrais hétéros avalent aussi ?

Non ça mec c'est super pd
Ou alors il faut le faire vraiment de façon hétéro

t'es pas très drôle en fait
j'y vais moi, bisous mon amour

Bah vasy barre toi lopette retourne sucer comme une lopette je parle pas aux homos moi

Pendant ce temps je vais sucer ton mec, il aime pas les gros PD ;)

C'est qu'on s'amuse bien ici bande de salopes, preparez vos anus a ce qu'ils soient detruits

I am normal.

>2016
>not being pansexual pangender lesbian
You're not progressive enough

b-but I am

And vice versa.
Most sex offenders and HIV infection shit are MALE. You guys are the same creatures as animals, but Animals are cute unlike you guys.