A T-800 Terminator has been sent from the future to kill you in the here and now

A T-800 Terminator has been sent from the future to kill you in the here and now.

Using only things your country invented, how do you defeat it?

Chupacabras

M1 Abrams

I throw a boomerang at it

Well, I can use bulletproof vest to protect myself from gunshots, lure him with some tasty pierogi and then crush him with an oil well

I would leave the manual: how to liberum veto.
The skynet would be dead in next few days.

Technically we invented Britain by founding their country.

So do I stay in the rules if I summon Britain's military against the T-800?

Do nothing and let it kill me.
SWEET RELIEF!

Uh...

gypsy scrap metal "gatherers"

the T-800 will be scrapped before he could put even one bad pun forward

tilt a pyramid, put a stick to hold it in place, place some machine oil as bait, pull a string and smash him once he goes under

Use the mummy's curse on it.

WTF WE ARE ONLY ABLE TO THROW FUCKING RICE BOILER

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>how do you defeat it?

Easily, using mämmi.

Guillotine that fucker.

Then invade Europe. I don't know why though. Just feels like the right thing to do after a guillotine execution.

he would be taken apart and sold for scrap before he could find me

Blow it up with TNT

>The Skynet fear the Samurai

i don't think rice boiler was invented in japan as rice isn't indigenous to japan t b h

crush it with a nuclear-powered icebreaker

And Korean can suplex entire earth to them.

Since we probably invented the T-800 in the first place, could I just use another one?

This should do the trick.

I car bomb it

The power of 100 mass shootings will slay the vile metal beast.

Confuse him with our language