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Labour voters edition

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cara

Inb4 remain shill

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Sjws side with Muslims over the 100 dead bummers

The missus on the right

>windows 10 """upgrade""" on a brand new laptop gets stuck at 99% after 4 hours

ahh yes what a reliable operating system microsoft has produced

Going to do a sleep
I'll soo

Dreaming of transitioning is keeping me alive
My final day is not something I can foresee anymore

This park was practically looking for slaves
Treated employees poorly and flouted employment law
We'd work for an hour a day without pay
We'd only get a 15 minute break or no break at all
Zero hours contract

They mostly hired 18/19 year olds (including fat females who weren't suitable for retail or working in the arcade) who weren't in education, non-whites, Polish and the disabled

Good enough

You pathetic failure, you forgot to post the pic

Need a cuddle

dunno

Doing well mate. My missus has 6 tits. Only two function, barely mind.

>windows 10
rofl

could do with a gf

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Bookies are slashing odds on brexit lads. So fucking hype

doing a having a nice life lads

;'(

Come here mate
Wookiehug

>They mostly hired 18/19 year olds (including fat females who weren't suitable for retail or working in the arcade) who weren't in education, non-whites, Polish and the disabled
People on the same social level as yourself?

>people find this attractive

>don't reply to a girl on tinder for over a month
>She replies back in seconds

and it lasts as long as it possibly can

Mmm :3

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I'd hit it.

Wanna spoon?

orthodox christians >>>>>>> pseudo pirate christians

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Oy vey

You aren't religious though

Normies have no right to be miserable, if I had sex on a regular basis I'd be on cloud 9 24/7

They were all really social

Normies

Friends with each other, made jokes, smiled and stuff
Even the non-whites

Wer hat auf dieser Erde wohl den größten Mund?

here we do not have orthodox churches :(

>fell for a leftist tumblrina at uni
>she rejected me

ahh yes, very good. time to let out my pathetic mewling, cuck anger out at all internet leftists

t. Pseudo pirate Christian

Hairdresser added me on normiebook
Her status is "looking for a sugar daddy"

liberals =/= leftists

please stop the pirate meme, it's literally just you forcing this and since your arrival in these threads I have viewed your mariaciposting with growing contempt

Hello my friends
Long time no see


Ahhh ok

Der Herr Premier seiner brit'schen Majestät!

Yes please

I would appreciate if you stopped transcribing my diary onto /brit/

who /irascible/ here
smallest shit sends me into a rage nearly every day

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women had zero interest in me until they found out i have money

regt

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Wer sammelt seine Flotte auf dem Meeresgrund?

Front or back?
Silent or some chitchat?

this is the only good thing to come out of England desu

ahh but that is where you are wrong because in fact my friend it was I who was rejected by a demiqueer pansexual

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hows are tim doing?

Doing a drinking beer

Der Herr Premier seiner brit'schen Majestät!

Girl seemed interested in me till I said I was older thana lot older than her and has no money

what do britanic people think about him???

I got with a pansexual once. she got with me because I knew what a pansexual was and I only knew what it was because we were making jokes about it on /brit/ prior wew

can't tell if the girl i'm talking to is good-looking or not and it's really stressing me out

Poleaboo is gonna get so many bf applications from /brit/ once he begins to seriously transition

what sort of shitty google translate german is this?

Wouldn't you like to know you big bender!

Big spoon, and chat until we fall asleep

Sup Krautlad? You alright bud?

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>women that flirt with guys they have zero interest in
Why?
Do they enjoy torturing people or what

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on the other hand you are an actual australian so I suppose god takes god gives

t. a well cuckolded britboy

far rightists believe that liberals are leftists...
GROSS

hope the transition goes well mon xx

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 4 years: 4 YEARS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Sup Forums). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

Yes why do you ask

need a hairy gf

>literally gets rejected
>is a normie

What logic are you following here? Any autist can sperg out infront of a girl

Half yank.
An insanely good strategist.
Alcoholic.

Im Anfang fing er gleich mit der Blockade an.

mon is not transitioning you bender

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What about if I gently nibble on your neck while whispering sweetness into your ear then I just lie there all night watching you sleep

Just saw a lad here, thought I'd be hospitable.

got important exams this week
let's ruin my sleeping pattern WAHEY

>now I'm fantasising about being forced to agree to let my prison cellmate fuck me
not a nice one but the connotation being guys want to fuck me, so that's good

Thanks!

*high fives*

2001 is a such an under rated album

should be held up close to illmatic and 36 chambers

Ja denkste junger Mann, wie man sich täuschen kann:
Der deutsche U-Boot-Mann, der greift an,
Junge, Junge, der geht ran!

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idk what you mean desu

yes let's you a level bender

tehe

That sounds perfect :(

Okay

You're a very nice person, i hope you know that

Mon is growing her hair out and building the courage to ask her GP (after she registers) for HRT

australians live in igpoos

RAJA DE ACA NAZI PUTO

thanks

Wer träumt noch heut' von Herrschaft auf dem Ozean?

This, tons of good tracks and Dre's verse on Big Egos is GOAT