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Does this beautiful creature actually have a penis? edition

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I'd suck its dick desu

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No, she doesn't

Don't fall for the shittiest meme ever

Does she actually have a penis? I'm so fucking confused

Delete this

hello
I finally realized why the CCCP broke apart

I remember finding her DeviantArt acct before she posted her MAGA pics but I can't remember how I did it.

Really? Someone posted her drivers license and it said Male
I'm seriously 50/50 on this

Id go gay for this

What, are you afraid of a small feminine penis?

no such thing

i hope cossacks beat your skull in

Link

are you literally retarded

He looked passable before but I guess it was just the lighting and angle.
>that face
>those legs/thighs
>those hips

Why the FUCK does that guy in the back have a flip phone in the current year

The drivers license picture is way too blurry, you can't tell if it's an ''m'' or a ''w''

She's a girl, always has been

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT REEE
It'd be F actually
No way it can be mistaken for anything but M imo

why are there so many faggots here

is it because you've never had sex and you've become so desperate you'd fuck men?

fucking pathetic, I hope you're next to get shot up by a mudslime

So she is a man?

SHE'S FUCKING TALLER THAN ME

Is there something I could tell you to make you believe she's a girl??

If not', I'm out

Have fun being a faggot

I would drag my balls across broken glass so i could lick her eyeballs tbqh familia

>not wanting to be dominated by a qt taller than you
I want to believe she's a girl
But i just dont know

>manlets

>that M oddly shapped
>130 lbs

She's 5'7 tall, you can't possibly be shorter than that.

>that
>a boy
yeah you're retarded

but keep posting pics

I cant...
Its possible

Sh-shes taller than me...

gf just sent me this haha

You are clearly into men, stop posting her.

She's so hot, I must have her. The human is also attractive.

I'm not
I only like cute girls
Unless this is a very cute boy

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i think i know her haha

Delet this

You are really pissing me off dude

>that edgy american that always tries to make /cum/ threads without canada

h-heh yeah not like I give a fuck anyway...

cacahuate

>those custom colored xbox controllers microsoft teased are "starting at" 80 fucking dollars
oy fucking gevault

>tfw
Mang I'm hearing from everyone that she's a trap ok. I can sorta see it and you just cant be sure these days

Sorry I forgot there were mexicans here

>trump girl is low test, small things, no tits and no ass
Not desirable tßh

Then leaf

>tfw no gf

>That canadian and brit who constantly insults Mex

It's just lgbt trolling, and probably hilldogs since she's a Trump supporter

You are not a dumb guy, are you?

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>being a nig
Low test is best test

Half life 3 hype!

What the fuck does that even mean?

>Now you're just somebody that I use to know...

I'm pretty dumb hate to say
I screw up everything I try

only 20$ more than the regular one isnt to bad (granted all they do is dip them in paint before assembling)
i have had two controllers for 2 1/2 years and both have held up well so if one breaks i will probably get one of those

>wanting to fuck a board
By all means be my guest but thicc/high test girls are way better

>I don't vape

Why are Americans so gay? Can this be cured?

It okay, we kind of like you even if you're still just savages who behead and scalp anybody who gets you angry

>le thicc le thicc

fuck off back to Sup Forums with your nigger tier shit

pls STOP

Is that weev?

Had a friend from belarus who made out with another guy.

Closest thing to a gay person I ever knew (I think he was actually straight he just did it while drunk)

I'd say I'm more sexually attracted to high test girls for smashing. But for relationships there is nothing better than a petite qt imo

gas yourself, pinko

Man your waifu can really take it, I'm exhausted

>not liking small tits big butt

Get out

>Had a friend from belarus who made out with another guy.
He is dead to Belarus now.

No

High test girl = better children

every post I make on Sup Forums has an American flag and I'm not even using a VPN

>make out with another male
>haha i'm straight bro i was just drunk hehe

lol that shit actually fools you? dude is probably gayer than elton john

>wanting niggers constantly trying to hang your gf
Pass

>it's still happening
lads help what happened to my fucking leaf

He always told me it was a shithole when he would go to visit.

Also that his cousin wanted to have sex with him

you've been YANK'D

Sounds like typical libral scum. Hope he is dead now.

No, fuck you

>go to play fallout 4
>they updated the game during E3
>F4SE no longer works

FUCK YOU BETHESDA

>20 dollars more
lmao, no
controller + wire is 40 bucks
amazon.com/Microsoft-Xbox-Controller-Cable-Windows/dp/B00O65I2VY
instead of paying for 2 controllers youre getting 1 tacky "personal" one
but honestly doesn't surprise me when the pro controller is 150 bucks holy fuck

Heh

Actually a really cool dude, maybe a little too edgy and goofy but one of my best friends still

My mother told me, someday I would buy. Galley with good oars. Sail to distant shores. Stand up high in the prow, noble barque I steer.

He's a Trump voter, what more do you expect?

Tell him to kill himself for me, thanks.

zozzle

This is very spooky stuff. I should be given honorary American citizenship for this.

why does canada always have the most reddit frog posters

Why, he actually escaped your country, he's living the dream now

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 4 years: 4 YEARS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Sup Forums). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

Nothing is worse than a traitor.

>tfw 22 and haven't even had the honor of being friend zoned because I've never been that close to any girl in my life

heres an image that will really make you think

I know right fucking LEAFS haha I hate those guys kill em all that's what I say haha
I'm American by the way

didnt know they were that cheap ( i haven't bought another since the initial release)
ya in that case its cheaper to send it to some custom designer and it would still be cheaper with shipping

>honor

*honour

I want to fuck the bigot out of him/her

fer u

our country is made of them by your definition

funny thing is we're probably one of the most nationalistic countries on the planet too

Mad you're # 2??

No, you are a basically what happens if you take every coward on Earth and put them in the same place. Americans are by definition anti-nationalist. You are not even a real nation.