1v1 no nukes

Who wins? strawpoll.me/10482147

>inb4 the world

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England obviously.French People are not capable of defending their homeland.

>says 800 000land

I think Britain would but I voted for France to annoy them.

They wouldn't, btw

The eternal question.

UK, not because I like them over France, but they have a stronger military

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The world

Britain with ease

>no nukes
>aka without 25% of military spendings

That's proper queer

PROOF

When was the last time they even tried to fight us on their own ?

Too busy saving you instead.

Killing our sailors and bombing our cities =/= saving us.

>Britain : 15
>France : 12

Seriously, Sup Forums ?

France can't even handle a little banter without resorting to calling the fucking riot police.

They would probably call the army in if they saw a skinhead stamping on frogs lol!

But for real England just based on navy and air force.

The country who conquered the entire world vs a country that surrendered to everyone? This is a tough one

Our air force is better than yours, m8.

...your lack of education is just embarrassing
Or maybe I'm taking the bait and I AM the embarrassing lad here

Your air force is all quantity m8 I don't even think you could crash a smelly surrender "plane" into a builder if you tried.

One RAF plane no matter what make could take on at least 20,000 whatever planes you guys use.

>smelly surrender "plane"

Come fucking on, you don't want me to be mean.

The English + France empire was the best.

The Polish are trying to make us fight one another brother. They stay back as Muslims take over and are now sending shitposters to make us fight.

The Polish must be bombed.

But Poland is one of our oldest allies

None, we both die from nuclear fallout, the channel is pretty narrow mate.

Depends of who is invading who
Brits got superior navy and artillery do you can't land on their island
French got superior air force and land special ops so you would be btfo once you set a foot on the land
It's a fucking draw

desu, they couldn't invade us and we couldn't invade them.

YES, ALL MEMES ASIDE.

Hah, I knew it soon as I opened this thread, one of you would bring up the air force point, despite both our air forces having (roughly) the same number of combat jets.

This is a silly thread. Both forces have weaknesses and strengths relating to their requirements.

And now they clean our loo when we poo.

No wonder they are so angry.

I would legit love to a SAS squad vs the French special forces.

Same number ≠ same quality
A mirage or a way too expensive rafale is better than 2 of your jets

Why don't you guys free northern ireland already?

>no nukes

I agree desu

Because the Irish are little submissive twinks.

They love huge English cock fucking them and supporting them.

FRANCE
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There are multiple french special forces, foreign legion (guerilla speciality/hostile environment) ? Para-commando (reckon) ? GIGN (hostage situations) ?

You seriously argue on this thread?

How old are you? 12?

Foreign Legion that is the one I was thinkin' off.

This
the only way to know is to do it :^]

Whoever tries to invade loses. The forces are so even it gives the defender a huge advantage, despite both armies built mostly with offense in mind (afaik).

If even the US army said that Rafale was superior to their jets, then yes I got reason to argue.
The only draw fron the rafale is his price and maintenance coat which are too high to be efficient army wise

pic related wins. Just like the Hundred Years' War

Foreign legion is just cannon fodder made of slavs/brown people with insane survival skills/strenght.
I don't think they would match the SAS strategy speaking

This time, weapons are "similar"

No more longbows vs swords, m8

the gayest thing i've ever read

We would btfo Britain in a second

>read

who tf said that, and about what jets? Last I heard the Typhoon was proclaimed as the best performer outside of American airframes

Who do you believe would match or beat the SAS if you don't mind me asking?

Because they love us, just like the Falklands and Gibraltar... and you.

Shush you now go back to cleaning my loo that I filled with poo!

What else would you do with it?

Calm down Pierre, sensible discussion here only.

If you think a Mirage is in the same league as a Typhoon you are an utter moron. Between Rafale and Typhoon, their almost exact equals, excluding their areas of focus.

For AtG Rafale has the advantage, but for AtA Typhoon has the advantage. This is not to suggest that their crap in their weaker areas, but what capabilities got the serious attention.

hushkit.net/2015/12/18/typhoon-versus-rafale-the-final-word/

France.

Purely because France has a more independent domestic armaments industry. The UK is a lot more dependent on foreign "partners" (in other words, cucked by the US).

Search on youtube, there are tests made by the us army where they put a rafale vs a F jet I think.
I think i also heard this but that was said about 5years ago.

It depends of the place Desert/Jungle/Urban and the kind of mission (progressing through enemy lines, set-up a secure perimeter)...

I was talking about the rafale only

That's certainly not how you worded your post.

Foreign legion is the most known but there missions are generally progress through enemy lines and clean everything on their path then make the army soldier behind them progress. That's what they did in first gulf war in Bagdad
Other special ops are more about specific target or protection.
My best bro is in para-commando, basically he does reckon and his sniper just fuck some islamists near their hideouts in Mali.

We make a lot of stuff though, BAE is bloody huge mate.

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>tfw UK can't use his jets without the approbation of the USA

Urban setting and the mission entails the French must stop some SAS lads havin a good time at the footy.

>we make a lot of stuff
Yeah, parts and shit mostly, not the whole thing, which is the main problem now innit.

Whats the winning condition?

Every nations does this.

There's very few who have entirely 'native' systems.

It's a draw until one of those country makes superdrones or creates terminators

Is this a joke?

UK

You say this both, but the Anglo was able to cuck you out of your Mistral class export deal.

Either the UK would win, or it would be a stalemate. There's literally no way France could conquer the mainland, not a chance in hell.

...explain ?

You unironically think you can invade us ?

The Americans did it fine why can't we?

If kebabs manage to do it I guess they can do it too. Even if it's a long process

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France does not, which is the entire point. It's also the reason why they keep most of their armament industries domestic and fund them themselves even if it ends up costing them more or even if it end up giving them an inferior product.

Get it?


Yeah, yeah, whatever, you're going to find an excuse anyway because "if we do it this way it means its the best way because muh national pride".

Why not?

Everyone else has.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_France

But they do?

I can start link dumping if you so wish.

Examples from the French Navy:

>Mistral class

Rolls-Royce engines.

>Aquitaine class

General Electric LM2500 engine.

>CdG AEW

Grumman E-2C Hawkeye.

>French helicopter ASW

Westland Lynx.

I wish I could go in depth, but I've got to get to work.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_England

Only Russians (they had a large coalition with them, after all...) and Krautz successfully invaded France.

I said most. You can nitpick all you want but the fact is if they want a new jet aircraft they build one, if the UK wants one, they order one from the US. And if the US for whatever reason says no, they have no jet aircraft, what you have is some cool flaps and a lift jet with the altimeter on your brand new spanking carrier. Or, you know, go back to the Harrier that can barely fly at this point.

That's the difference. Even in your example of nitpicking, the E-2C Hawkeye is the only non-french designed and built airplane on the carrier. You also resorted to parts within ships.

You know what's the difference between just producing a few parts and not the actual ship and producing a ship but not all the parts? The F-35 for the UK is an example. Produce no planes, only parts. If you have a ship with no engines, you can fit engines, if you have an engine and no ship, you have essentially nothing.

>Krautz successfully invaded France.
You forgot the snackbars ;)

Ohhhhh, immigration, it doesn't count :^)

no occupations though haha

"Civil War. French invasion and 16-month occupation of England"

So, we win.

no one
we make gay sex tho

wew lad

>free

they want to be British and ARE British

test

WELL ITS A GOOD THING WE'RE ALLIES AND NEIGHBORS HUH?

UK certainly, it ruled the world.

Looks like GB will come out on top

youtube.com/watch?v=90FwdRPFGK8
youtube.com/watch?v=m3KJ4zYP0AY

Here's your answer.

>it ruled the world.
their colonies only

Typhoon > Mirage 2000
Type 45 > Horizon
QE class x2 >> Charles de Gaulle x1
Tornado > Nothing
F35 > Rafale
Apache = Tiger
Vanguard = Triumphant
Challenger 2 > Leclerc

only a germanic would have done something like this

the ones that rule france and UK are germanics, they arent the same people that made contact with romans

This.France wins. Especially with the way the UK is right now.