1 vs 1 no nukes

Who wins? strawpoll.me/10484502

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Well Italy would just start fighting on the side of the Croatians, so nobody would really be at war.

Italy active forces=384k
Croatia active forces=14k

If you actually believe Croatia would win you have autism

Italy active forces=384k homosexuals
Croatia active forces=14k men

On which side fights Italy ?

Based Hrvatska will win with supreme Finnish military technology

>from France

And argentinian logistic support.

>they lose

Can we join on Croatia's side? Otherwise it's kind of pointless, they don't actually share a border.

Besides shooting at Italians was fun, my great grandpa said.

Well Italians tried to bully Yugoslavs few decades ago. As I remember, I did not end well for them.

it takes one to know one :^)

Slovenia.

Pretty sure Croats would bend to Venetian cock once more

This isn't a fair fight. Make it only Veneto and Friuli vs them. They stole the clay from us, not Italy.

Italy conquered France. They can easily defeat another Muslim country.

I don't care, as long as we profit from selling vignettes and taking land from the losing one.

>americans

>they both make peace and become independent countries
>Italy loses without even being in the fight

Italy by far.

Now, I wonder about this one
strawpoll.me/10484874

mmmmm I like this

But I guess in all the mess that would stir up, you would try to snatch Trst, aye?

>you would try to snatch Trst, aye?
God no, its full of chinks and niggers. I have no idea what you did to that place but god damn it you're not pushing it onto us.

Fruili and Veneto can fight over who (doesn't) get it.

chinese girls are the hottest thing on earth though

Border when?

Wait a second, are you trying to cheat me

Hell no. Even Shitalian women are better looking. It's Slovenia where the cuties are at. Slovenian women were made for Venetian cock.

Why would I? I'm just stating a popular opinion. And, you know, negresses aren't that bad either, I mean. But whatever, it's better that we keep Trst, you're not into exotic things I guess.

SOON

Exactly, you keep it.

>colluding with the Serbs
I'll shoot you myself lad

Manjše zlo pppp.

I'm sure that somehow croatia would win.

Nice quads.

Also, send qts to Veneto pls. It's not fair that only Friulians get them.

BORDER FOR TUNA

Yeah that would be awful watching 384k raping 14k.

Modric husbandfu noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

BONE FOR TUNA

one that tries an land invasion will lose

italians have two aircatft carriers they can just bomb us as much as they like and we will have to use terrorist attacks aimed at rome turin venice milano etc via carbombs or via drones

there is no hungarian/neapolitan throne pretender that will sold the rights to croatian coast to venice for 100 000 ducats now...
+ it's much more expensive and we have thing called nationalism

I don't care about Dalmatia, but please give Istria back, you piece of shit bastard. It's not yours. Everything there was built by the Venetians.

Then why don't Venetians come and take it?

there are like 6% italians there
and italy!=venice

I am Venetian.

You are italian, from veneto (or venice)

venetian republic doesn't exist for centuries.

mona!

Fuck Shitaly. Balkanize the peninsula again. Nothing good came out of the unification.

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vaffanculo froccio

Fuck you lazy moor. Get a job.

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I voted for commies

>I was wrong

>moor

KEK

Venice was founded by arabs and populated by ottomans.

A corp of volonteers guided by a poet did. Then that ultracuck of Giolitti (PM at the times) sent the actual army to "liberate" it to avoid a diplomatic crysis

>founded by arabs
What the actual fuck are you talking about
>populated by Ottomans
I trusted you Spain, we were together at Lepanto

This is more balanced