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poopoo pee pee

RIP /asean/ 2014-2016

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It's little sister's job to take care her older brother's ejaculation.

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test

Odd. My sister's job is to fold our clothes.

are the storys ture over there in your country

What story?

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Yandere indon girl :3

Dubz and ERP faggots will be purged

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Have you learn to cook better yet?

I just woke up.

So no.

I didn't get to cook.

You'll cook steak for dinner tonight :)

i beg you please use tripcode

But it's morning here!

>tfw no little sister in a cute floral dress to feed cupcakes and ice cream

it sucks to be an only child

You have the whole day to go out and buy ingredients. Follow this m.youtube.com/watch?v=n70usVID7lo

>all of that inheritance
>sucks

ask her if she would rather fold clothes in australia as my asian closet wife

I hate Indonesia

Yeah...

I'm considering it...

Your sister have huge feet. Also, her headband doesn't match her shirt.

Are you a rich chink?

I actually copied nearly everything Gordon does and it was godly. I didn't have thyme though so I could only use garlic. I'm gonna beg my mom to let me cook it like that when I get home. Post pics of results :3

You fool that is bule. Only Anglos and Euros for our womyn

'Kay.

But don't be suprised if i didn't do it.

Do it. It's easy.

thanks, I hate Malaysia now

what's the english equivalent for Kilig and Gigil?

For now, though...

isnt kilig "feeling warm and fuzzy"? i think that's the closest

mommmyyy!!!! poopppyyyy!

Tell me the results. I'm going to bed now. No slutting around baka ;___;

Bye senpai~

And i promise not to goof around here!

I'll be a good girl! :3

>call himself a proud muslim
>also a gay
wew

Think about it, he/xer is actually a hero and his achievements are being shit on by media of all forms.

He definitely found and did the endpoint of being a homosexual. It is a mental illness; he was infected yet he still had enough willpower to accept and realize it.

Due to this realization, he immediately proceeded to "set free" the infected people and end their suffering as soon as possible. After that lifedraining, demoralizing killing of 50 gay """"people"""", he still had enough willpower to muster his last courage to end himself. You see, this is a problem with the Americans. They do not know and recognize a hero when they appear; they actually even get out of their way to label him as "lol wat a cereal killer" "ISIS scum" when in fact he was doing God's work to clean the United States of America in his own little way as an outsider. If killing 50 raw gay people AND killing himself/xerself SINGLEHANDEDLY is not a display of heroism I wouldn't know what is.

>In the context of Philippine culture, the Tagalog word kilig refers to the feeling of excitement due to various romantic situations such as making first eye contact with one's crush or watching another person propose to someone.

>end himself
Except he kept fighting the police in the end. He was shot to death.

You see, taking lives in the first place is already asking for a deathwish. One is expected to have already realized the deadly consequences of his/her actions under a country with effective laws. If you are to commit what is considered a huge crime in any given country, you might as well go all the way with it since you're not getting pardoned to a lesser degree of punishment regardless.

Ummm he's Afghani and born in NYC.

There's lot of fake fb accounts popping out rn

>my apartment
>flips, indons, chinks, gooks, viets are in the same building
oh pls

Kill them all Hidetoshi

so diverse
jelly desu

Why do you want your countrymen to be killed?

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No one saying hes gonna get pardoned. The fact is he was trying to kill the cops. That cops also has family. So much for the heroic action, wasnt it? He couldve just shot his own head.

kill the indons, the must be weaboo

>tfw I'm also one of them
how can I protect our asean pussies from chinks and gooks?

more like sillypenis mirte lads lmao

>brother management
>implying jobs like that fucking exists


Fuck off

Do you not realize that the cops are protecting the remaining homosexuals? Anyone protecting his targets are considered enemy regardless of their identity.

This general is so fucking boring, it's not even slightly Sup Forums-related, it's more like a playground for European people to shit on ASEAN countries. Fucking kill yourself you degenerate weebs.

contain it

Is it the pinoy gene in you that make you able to converse in English? Are most English teachers in Japan native English speakers? I have a theory that if you're learning English from native English teachers you're more likely to be afraid in making mistake and feels like it's not attainable because of the accent is too good while if you're learning from your fellow countrymen you'll feel less intimidated and the accent is familiar and attainable thus encouraging the students to try harder at learning the language. Also I feel that the native English teachers focuses too much on the grammar too early, making students feel like giving up earlier.

Yeah thats it, i guess we just have different perception about what you call "heroic action"

I don't control most of their pathetic lives sadly, for the past few weeks I was expecting actual economic and bilateral relation discussions between ASEAN but instead the general gets bombarded by various erotic pictures, whether it's drawing porn or not, and 95% of the people here would rather engage in role-playing than anything we can discuss between the countries. I believe there is too much to discuss about ASEAN yet we never get to start anything worthwhile to discuss about it.


There is literally no point starting a shitty general thread like these when you can just post anime on Sup Forums or even Sup Forums instead. I'm fucking off to /his/, I'm sorry but this general is beyond salvation.

All generals are like that you fucking shitposter.

Yes, fuck off to your containment board. You are a good role model.

English is our other official language

Go breathe a fucking helium tank, both of you are clearly dumb enough to understand the purpose of Sup Forums.

>all generals are like that so we have to follow!

They also eat shit for breakfast and dinner and post like an autistic cunt so you should be like that!

ang edgy mo tsong

>Para kay Duterte, ang bagong Presidente, ito ay alamin mo kung ano gagawin namin sa Canadian.
>This is for Duterte, the new President. This is for you to know what we will do to the Canadian

What did the Abu Sayyaf mean by this? Blood for the Blood God Duterte?

Wow! You're so cool!

Now fuck off to your containment board.

Most english teachers in Japan are japanese or native english speakers like american and british, perhaps.
In my case, I didn't actually learned it, I just utilize it as my 2nd language for talking with my parents or flip fobs who don't speak japanese well.

Do /asean/ girls crave for the bbc?

I just saw some nigger with 3 QTs wrapped around his arms on 3rd floor SM eating burgers

Why tons of japinoys are in here? Indons and malays aren't so many, though.

pinoys love to go Dekasegi desu
We are also the most weeb cunt in SEA.

Malays are mostly studying in Japan and not working

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Ayy I haven't been here in months and now I've been conscripted.

Wassup, /asean/?

i love u

wew

Wew lads

I see the post quality is as good as ever.

I guess I could start some discussion. What do you think of the political climate in your country right now? How much do flips believe in Duterte's power? Is Joko Widodo still a joke? What the fuck is happening in Malaysia? The whole shitstorm over 1MDB and the opposition splitting has been going on long enough.

MAY BAGONG SILANG MAY BAGO NANG BUHAY

see, i told you that marcos is definitely the GOLDEN ERA of Flipland

Why is Marcos looked upon so favourably by some people? Wasn't he just another corrupt dictator?

>following politics

The more important question is what anime is the best this season and what are the good shows on the next one.

He may be a thief but he actually did a lot of good accomplishments for our country. We do not really care if anyone is corrupt as long as he did a lot of good things.

Well then, why don't you post some recs :^)

I bet you're some edgy weaboo in RI's Jap Cultural Club.

shut up and praise our national treasure Ferdinand "MR. GOLDEN ERA" Marcos.

like lenin he refuses to be worm food thats how gr8 he is

parang tocino naka preserve sa refrigerator

He's Ferdinand "Salitre-free" Marcos, our national hero and fridge salesman

Re:Zero

Next season
Berserk
Handa kun
Danganronpa 3
Arslan Senki: Fuujin Ranbu
Masou Gakuen HxH

I want to shit in his corpse mouth

its pretty creepy to put a corpse on display,they should just bury him already

What happened to the LP failure to submit proper and correct SOCE?

Is Bongbong going to be our VP?

Mfw

so he is like mahathir

bury him in Ilocos where he belongs
they will just get finned

>go to the gym for the first time in ramadhan
>it's closed

Shit they just changed the operating hours 4 days ago and I didn't notice

go after maghrib
usually there would be less people since most of them are berbuka

Dunno but pretty sure LP will get an extension since aquino and COMELEC's head are just relatives.

o-okey

Anyone can get an extension if they file for it

It was actually stated in the law that the deadline is non extendable but then again dutdut is actually correct with his statement during campaign period that it is optional to follow the law.

well if its true then we should be arresting him for cat calling

thats why you can file and get finned

ALLAH hates animefags