Is it true that in Europe it's not considered gay when two men hang out naked?

Is it true that in Europe it's not considered gay when two men hang out naked?

Europe as whole is initially gay

the most I've hanged with is 12 naked dudes cramped in the same sauna

I want to have sex with those guys.

If you know what I mean.

Why would it be.

For you to post this kind of thread you are probably homosexual.
And yes it's considered gay.

Every summer i go with my friends to a nudist beach. I don't get why you re so ashamed t b h, it's just a way to get more confortable and natural.
We drink, take a bath, bant about our dicks and friendly poke them with some sticks

What did he mean by this?

it's not gay if you don't fuck, a little sucking action is OK too

Look at them, they are not hard. Totally not gay.

To make it even less gay, I suggest that me and join them. It's it's 4 guys it's not gay.

t. gay expert

And then you have butsex?

It's all ok if their balls don't touch.

To all who seem to be confused:

Not gay:
>Hanging out naked
>Bantz
>Kissing a friend while drunk

Gay:
>Wanting to have sex with the people of same gender as you are
>Getting romantically involved makes it even more gay

is it true that americans fantasize about this?

Kissing a friend while drunk is not gay? Thats great news. Fuck you mum and dad im straight after all.

Yes but it's not gay if it's more than 3 people

It's gay if they're not in sauna

>Kissing a friend while drunk
europe is a fucking paradize, holy shit

what do you do if you get an erection in the sauna?

Exactly ! The more the merrier
Can I join ?

It's not gay as long as at least two of these conditions are true:
1) You don't go to gay parades and protest for muh LGBT
2) It's not public
3) You have a girlfriend
4) You don't wear pink shirts and talk about slayinn pussey

And the following must be true:
1) You don't shoot people at gay clubs, that's super gay

>erection in a sauna
haha homo :D

I did it because i lost a best. Honestly people sperging out about what is gay or not are for 90% fags in denail

*bet

People are so afraid of "being gay" it is ridiculous.

You are gay if you want to have sex with men. You can kiss anybody without wanting to fuck them. People kiss their dogs, why not their friends?

sometimes i get erections even if I'm not horny.
What do you do then?

Did you like it?

but like, is it on the cheek or how does it work?

No it was disgusting

There's nothing gay about wanting a big, strong man to carry you to bed like the little girl he sees you as and tear the clothes off your delicate body as you blush madly. I see nothing gay about wanting him to turn you over onto your belly, slide your legs off the bed so they dangle off the edge helplessly, and undo his pants as he starts to rub your supple ass gently.

There's nothing gay about the sound of his pants sliding down his legs, as his cock presses firmly against his boxers, creating a hard bulge as he slides them off too and starts to rub his length in between your cheeks and talk dirty, the feeling of his cock rubbing against your entrance causing you to moan just a little bit as you bite your pillow and grasp your sheets with your hands in eager anticipation.

There's nothing gay about fantasizing about him prodding at your tightness while he spanks your ass, making you squeal and moan from the feeling before he presses his thick cock inside your tight, unwilling boypussy and fucks you up against the bed hard, the bedframe shaking and smacking against the wall, and your fear of the neighbors hearing your ecstasy-laden gasps and knocking of the sturdy bedframe against the wall as he makes a woman out of you, eventually reaching down and lifting your back up to squeeze against his chest as he whispers his dirty fantasies into your ear while you squeak and bounce up and down his shaft and lose your mind at him breathing heavier because you know that can only mean he's about to devastate your once innocent rectum with load after load of his thick, salty climax as it gushes out of him like a geyser, quickly overflowing your ass and finding its way out the entrance to run down your numb thighs.

I snuggled with a friend of mine someone while being stoned.

Sometimes I wish I were gay.

>in USA
>see a sauna
>huh, didn't expect this, I guess they have everything in America
>the host starts bragging about his microsauna being superior to European ones, his 1/64th Finnish genes and benches being made of imported Scandinavian wood
>I sit down among the naked men
>I tell myself not to get a boner because it'll look gay
>start thinking about Anikka Albrite's Czech booty
>boner
>guy notices
>they all begin clapping furiously
>they clap so hard it's starting to sound like someone is shooting
>oh shit, someone is really shooting, it's a mass murderer
>got shot in the foot
>never visit USA again

I dont stick my tongue in my dogs mouth, I may give him a kiss on his head. But I see what you mean people who make a big deal of these things are usually insecure about their own sexuality.

>unwilling

Fucking dropped

Like this?
There's nothing gay about that. Specially in the cold.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Why would you want to wish you are gay? its not like people like you for it.

>i share colors with this people

10/10

Being gay is fashionable these days.
You get free shit and an oppressed status.
Maybe even quotas for university.

I think it's pretty much a given that relationships works so much better between people of the same gender.

Is it true European men suck their friends' dicks as a prank?

>relationships works so much better between people of the same gender.
hahahahahaha what

wew

Yes

What are you, an insecure faggot?

You grab them by the neck and give a proper smooch straight on the lips.

Because is so much easier
>no woman drama
>no unexpected pregnancy
>no feminist delusions
>you can actually be friend with your lover
>same sex drive

No, unless it's sauna or other nudist activity.

Only if they're drunk and sauna is involved.

No.
You've been duped.
That makes you gay, if you did.

>other nudist activity
such as?

so true

Is this the superior European culture I've been hearing so much about?

just fuck traps

Yes

Like what free stuff? You get a lot of people judging you thats for sure.
Maybe your right I read in the news that gay man divorce less than straight couples but lesbian couples on the other hand divorced more as straight couples. So I dont know if that teaches you anything.
Is this not common in US. Its tradition here.

fucking kill yourself

>not taking a beer in the hot summer and a naked swim to cool down with a friend

americans are such prudes

There's this thing called FKK (Freikörperkult) meaning you do whatever club activity naked.
Next to nude beach and swimming they play games, cook dinner, go for a walk or cycling, etc.

>Bulgaria

>mfw when this is what people imagine when they hear the word 'gay'

Mandatory anime fuccboi has arrived.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HIDE YOUR ERECTION?

People of the same gender are better at understanding each other thus a divorce is less likely to happen with a gay couple.

That and women are shit tier.

you jack off 12 times before this and take an aspirin

just trust me on this

Dude what the fuck

Not really, this is what I imagine when I hear the word 'faggot'

Well, idk about that. Never had a boyfriend.

Really? I'll have to try that out.

this? (pic related)

I don't know, turn around? One time I had an erection wearing tight swimming trunks, that's not an easy job either.

I'm a girl and this made me pop a boner

will you marry me and take me to brazil so that we could do illegal shit together?

Bros before hoes

Atleast our fags dont get guns to battle other fags

...

>you will never be this happy

lesadfrogmeme.jpg

Bodybuilders behaviour is closer to that of a woman than a man.
Prove me wrong /fit/.

Do this:

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1460689186

It's not gay as long as the other guy wears a dress.

I was pretty shocked to learn that it is "gay" to give your m8 a brojob when he's feeling down.

What a fucked up, cold-hearted country.

hanging around naked is not considered gay at our fkk-beaches and lakes!

That's pretty gay.

Just ignore that. Theres nothing gay about that. Its just being a good m8.

Why are you so close minded? I think its perfectly straight.

fuck you germans and your retarded desire to walk around naked

everywhere I go in europe there is some ugly ass 60 year old germans walking around naked on beaches

well desu, scat porn is normal in germany as well
so being naked at the beach is like the most natural thing ever for y'all

I Learned at school that it was extremely common to swim naked in east Germany.

Send those GIlfs to me plsss

wrong I've had sex with lots of men and I'm not gay.

Eh, I know.
We cant do much as long as we dont fix our demographics, back then it would have been more mixed up.

False pic, I just safed it but then I regretted it because some people might think its cp.
sorry ;_;

if only Sup Forums had men half this cute on it

European men best men

imagine those tight wet gripp on your cock thrusting back and fort.hmmmm

.................yeah.....ok

Europe was even more 'gay' (natural) before American media. I have pictures of my ancestors and their friends that are pretty gay.
They'd like weirdly hug and pose for photos, go to swim naked, were almost effeminate in their demeanor, but at the same time many of them served in the army, many with great accomplishments, raised kids through hardship and lived kind of 'manly' lives that are now simply extinct.

This fear of coming off as gay is less natural than being true to yourself. This doesn't mean you are some flaming faggot, just not robotic victim of some set of principles on how you must act.

I suck my friends cocks all the time nothing wrong with it to be honest it's just banter mate!

communism=freedome

capitalism=prudeness and opression

kys

nothing gay about being naked with your lads tbqh

So funny when you'e sucking off your mate and he can't even hold it in for more than 2 minutes so he shoots his load down your throat.

Hahaha fucking Gaz the madman, happens every time.

Did you say no homo?

>blaming an economic system for non-economy-related stuff
wew