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Alberto Barbosa edition

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>People, rightly so, will mourn the death of a murdered MP

>People will celebrate the assassination of Trump

Please explain.

cara

shit reddit edition

It's ok if he's a bigot xD

atention evrybody! atentin pleese!
i now declare this as new /brit/ theme

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thank

2bh if we decide to leave I hope the EU will also make it harder for Brits to move abroad so that I can watch you all absolute madmen crash and burn due to your own decisions without an escape route from the distance :^)

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>jammie dodgers
>cookies

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t. Alberto Barbosa

or stay in the EU and cop the brunt of tens of thousands of refugees merkel let in

yo waddup me homeslicers

Why didn't you do something?

Poleaboo is just under 12 stone now (11.12st, 165.5st)

Goal for end of Ramadan is 160lbs

Trump isn't an MP

>sucking on my bong too hard
>get bong water in my mouth

Any you lads got some viscous liquid I could wash it out with :3

>Mourning the death of a Labour MP
wew lad

Britain first

making food, literately had just came back

Germany is supposed to be a refugee capital of Europe and literally nothing's changed ever since that mess last summer
I'd rather deal with all these refugees than the crisis that's awaiting this already broken country

>The EU is left wing

Very erotic
You hornyblittle boy

>stoned blowjobs

>never here one thing about this so called ''great'' MP
>dies
>suddenly becomes the greatest thing since sliced bread

Yeah, ok.

Allah Akbar, Brit.

Upset regarding my legal situation

The Swiss reject joining the EU and say only lunatics would join
Other countries gain the courage to leave the EU
Britain decides to remain

>tfw I'm a bender when I'm high
>tfw straight as an arrow on LSD
>tfw bi when sober

mirror mirror on the wall

whos the qtest porn star of them all

That's ridiculous and awful. I'm sorry that you're being put through this.

me

Bring some weed round to mine then xx

him

If it's Friday does that mean no one can call cunts Muslims? It's like their Sunday, right?

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jade nile desu

ah, fucked up my samefag

haha

You sound like a contrarian student trying to impress your gf at a family dinner 2bh
She was probably great for her constituency and absolutely didn't deserve that, she was innocent and her role and career as an MP doesn't play any role in this
She's a victim of this sick referendum where we're letting uneducated working class bigots vote and spew hatred in such an important matter

It's Ramadan, no bullying all month

weed can make you psychotic desu

>200 years from now archeologists will be scouring the earth for old PCs in the hopes of finding our rarest big guys
I'm not sure how I feel about this desu

That really sucks. Hope everything goes your way!

Up to 5 years for some hypothetical bullshit you have written on Sup Forums is a joke.

>on a date last night at a casual restaurant
>she starts going on about how she's a feminist
>wonder how i've matched with a tumblrina
>she didn't bat an eyelid when i offered to pay at the end

ahh yes

G L A S G O W

TFW bi 24/7
Doublethe choice 3bh

What did she mean by this?

>the only person who replies to the paki is himself

shocking

shes one of those "im a feminist" until she gets a boyfriend types

her fanny looks a bit bulgy

>She's a victim of this sick referendum where we're letting uneducated working class bigots vote and spew hatred in such an important matter

thought you were being serious for a second.

Honestly don't know why everyone isn't bi
So much more choice

Not me, just makes me more fun :3
no ;_;

>tfw no qt bf to get high and cuddle and watch films with

>I am an apatheist.

If we leave the eu, and le evil Tories get all the power and are free to scrap workers rights and send us back to a Victorian age, why is Big Dave so desperate for us to stay in the EU

>Bi
shit meme desu

MPs are the closest thing we have to the divine right of kings. They are better than us and this assassination will not be tolerated.

Mate... What

:(

What movies do you like?

I'm a big fan of romance, sci-fi and Japanese films.

I am

thought I knew what it was like to hit it off with a girl for once

but it seems not

a Greek

Wtf I love Germany now.

You're a meme

We can ignore Islamic extremism thanks to this MP killing because now we know anyone can be a terrorist

>tfw the writer of Poleaboo is killing him off by getting him sent to prison
Disappointing desu, I was looking forward to seeing how the tranny storyline panned out

>I am

what if he turned out to be real hahaha like he goes full elliot rodgers and the story is about some stalker paki tranny who RRRREEEEEE'd the fuck out

Same, I love sci-fi and comedy and drama and romance and Japanese films. :))

well assuming he wants to be realistic it'll most likely end with suicide
perhaps in prison or not, either way we'll probably hear about it

Pretty sure the writer of poleaboo created tesco lad and is easing him in to the storyline.
Don't be surprised if tesco lad is the brother of the girl poleaboo harassed and is looking for vengeance

one of the prettiest girls I know is south african

I am worried I'll be sent to prison but I can't be sure it will happen

Means delaying getting laser hair removal for my facial hair until I'm more certain

>''''england''''' win
>shows an african team

lmao

It'll be an anticlimactic ending, Poleaboo will post that he's going to court and ask us to wish him luck and then we'll never hear from him again, leaving everyone to assume he's been sent to prison.

He's already mentioned that he's looking at five years so we'll know not to expect him back anytime soon, and he recently adopted a trip so nobody can impersonate him once he's been written off.
The writer of Poleaboo will be focusing on Lisicki's storyline over the Summer I think.
It was a good twist, I found it hard to believe at first but you made it plausible again by the end. Definitely better than the self-harm storyline, I thought the character had jumped the shark then.

focus your hate on mudslimes please. they're the real enemy. at least lots of black people make an effort to integrate.

For the Greek la
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Feminists are the biggest hypocrites, they don't want things equal, they just want to be better and more powerful than men and they'll do it by whinging their way to the top.

>focus your hate on mudslimes please. they're the real enemy.

I hate both equally thank you very much

Why do you take your trip off to fedorapost?

fair enough i suppose.

What's the point in BBC 2?

>I'm a big fan of romance, sci-fi and Japanese films.

romance - gay

sci-fi - absolutely awesome

japanese - hit and miss

>Why do you take your trip off to fedorapost?

T. Jamal Qwan von Tyroniuos

how are people supposed to remove bogeys without picking them out with fingers?

blowing my nose with tissue does not dislodge them.

>sci-fi - absolutely awesome

Russia obliterated

Ahh yes, I will indeed listen to what this fine gypsy has to say.

More a fan of the cinematography and directing of Japanese cinema. Plus they have a lot of good B-movies.

i actually own a fedora

We Are Brussells

>romance - gay

>sci-fi - absolutely awesome

>japanese - hit and miss

Russia will outlast all its haters 2bh

>More a fan of the cinematography and directing of Japanese cinema. Plus they have a lot of good B-movies.

wew, no coming back from that

post a picture of it please

That it will.

do you like Akira Kurosawa?

>Oi bruv, get on ya knees and suck muh cock or ill shank you!

Wot do?

who /incel/ here