Jackie chan is in my city right now. what do?

jackie chan is in my city right now. what do?

get rid of any tables, chairs and ladders in the perimeter

take care

kick his ass

Be prepared for communist shilling

Tell him rush hour 3 sucked and you are embarrassed that they filmed it in your country as it is a disgrace to cinema

I just saw him

me on the right

command him to do an AMA on Sup Forums

if he declines, call him a communist pig

Tell him capitalism allowed him to survive.

Is he even famous there?

Didn't know eurobeans watched chinese films

Jackie Chan isn't a communist (the exact opposite ideologically if anything), he's a Han Chinese ethnic nationalist.

as much as in the US

All chinks are red, wang

i'm in my city now. what do?

Kick his ass

Kill all Asians cruely in France even hes a filmstar which had excited you in your childhood.Dont discriminate because of their job.

here with the mayor

go on a strike and start protesting, because that's all the French ever do in their lives

How do you know?
We arr rook same.

Eat some more cheese and find a Muslim passerby (or random stranger) to surrender yourself to

What the point of posting something that bland and unoriginal?

to bait (You)s from fools like you

Quick! Name three things that aren't Jackie chan!

How many (you) do you need to get a free burger?

this desu

Eat
My
Shorts

Toothpase
Pizza
Jackie Ch- ah darn it

If you see him, tell him you're a big fan and that it's an honor to have him in your city. Then ask him to teach you drunken fist.

Jackie Chan is just an ungrateful piece of shit. Remove.

FIGHT HIM

Helpful reminder that Jackie Chan grew up in Australia. Any attempt at banter will be returned in kind and then some