Are Boris edition
/brit/
Michael Allen
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Hudson Scott
/brit/ more like /shit/ ayy elemayo
Jaxon Martin
korean pop
Hunter Watson
block man then I report spam
Ethan Sanders
look at this fucking dog
Levi Carter
...
Caleb Miller
Watched Kingsman last night. Enjoyed it very much. Anyone able to recommend any films like it?
Angel Russell
Business idea: Give all your money to "Syrian refugees" to fund the rape and murder of your family, friends and neighbours
Ryder Perez
sometimes you've got to do bad things
Michael Anderson
cannot bring myself to forgive the labour party for dismantling the british empire
Parker Kelly
10th for kind of hungry
Juan Adams
Liam Clark
feds feds feds feds
hide hide hide hide
Grayson Wood
Satantango
Jaxson Allen
Ryan Russell
...
Noah Rodriguez
Control over my own laws?
Haha no no... None of that for me thanks *sips tea* whatever will they think of next
Owen Roberts
england, lads.
england.
Luis Russell
Noah Rodriguez
You can't just make up words like that lad.
Luke Carter
me top left about to display my beautiful peacock feathers
Evan Gray
>be in a&e
>see some black chap spit at a young female doctor and then call her a white slag
>intervene and tell the chap is he way out of line and should apologise
>I get called a racist by white bystanders who sat by while a young curse was assaulted by someone for doing her job
Luke Stewart
"If you don't let corporations abuse cheap labour, GDP might grow a bit more slowly and we'll have to cut the NHS by £30bn" - Gideon Osbourne
Henry Diaz
any tights lads
get your tights out for the lads
Jaxson Garcia
remember Boro Pat, Tesside Tin Tin and Angry Kid lads?
Jason Campbell
doing a sad because drinking a depressant xx
Michael Garcia
readyseteat.com
check out the recipe i wrote lads
2/3 cup fat free milk
1 envelope (1.25 oz each) Swiss Miss® Dark Chocolate Sensation Hot Cocoa Mix
1 cup crushed ice
Reddi-wip® Original Dairy Whipped Topping
Directions
Heat milk in glass measure in microwave on HIGH 30 seconds or until warm. Stir in cocoa mix until blended.
Pour over ice in glass. Top with a serving of Reddi-wip; serve immediately.
Cook's Tips
To make an iced mocha drink, add 1/2 to 1 teaspoon instant coffee granules to the milk with the cocoa mix.
Owen Wilson
rightly so you bigot
Leo Sanchez
the man from uncle
Brody Martin
7AM - 11AM: Early morning /brit/. Slow moving, but good quality posting. Mostly normies on their way to work, but they're not teenagers or students so the posting isn't high on gimmickry. Somewhat reminiscent of a metropolitan cafe in the early morning, with working men sharing their plans for the day.
11AM - 3PM: Prime time daytime /brit/, full of sophisticated banter and tasteful slags. Discussions include politics, philosophy, music, art, religion, and disecting the normie lifestyle with rapier wit and insight. JFs minimal, but are generally respectful and good contributors.
3PM - 6PM: Normies gradually return, yanks start to wake up, thread quality undergoes a slow but definite decline. Some of the shitter gimmicks start to make their appearance.
6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.
2AM - 5AM: Bizarro JF-/brit/, more Aussies and Yanks than Brits. Aussies do their best to keep the banter going but they soon get closed down by the fatties and their shit gimmicks. Some /brit/ NEETs stay on until the very end but it's very hard to get any good britposting going. Posting is a lot slower than other times of the day.
5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.
Juan Jackson
Don't reckon this happened iih
Adrian White
so apparently to desustorage I'm only the 4th highest posting namefag on Sup Forums
I did take a 3 month break so understandable why I'm so low but I didn't know these namefags exist? There's more to Sup Forums than /brit/?
lol wat
John Perry
Anonymous
Josiah Anderson
got the need for speed
Owen Jackson
Honestly lads life is pretty good
Just feel sad I've not got a gf, things are fine otherwise
Henry Morgan
...
Ian Fisher
Breaking rocks in the hot sun
Brandon Richardson
you need a feather duster lad
David Wilson
in the city late night I'm on a quest
I remember things that I want to forget
Grayson Rodriguez
...
Owen Evans
how dare you
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
spitting in african culture is a sign of dignity and repsect
why don't you show some fucking respect and value other people's cultures you fucking racist piece of shit what are you going to do next join the fucking KKK
Christopher Ward
I don't get it
Is the lad with the mace interviewing the lad coming up the ladder?
Jaxon Taylor
>Somewhat reminiscent of a metropolitan cafe in the early morning
Anthony Johnson
hands down the worst gimmick
Leo Morgan
same
some days are better than others but on the whole life ain't so shit these days
Grayson Mitchell
I'm about to spark up lads
Colton Mitchell
Does anyone know of any companies or industries that have pro-trans-female hiring policies?
Lincoln Morgan
>tfw everyone knows the result of the 2020 election four years before it's even happened
TOP
KEK
THE LABOUR PARTY IS DECEASED
Gabriel Bailey
normie
Aiden Ramirez
cannot wait for /brit/ VR where we all sit in a pub 2bh
Carson Young
Ahrar As-Sham
Cameron Ortiz
>sneeze
>stabbing pains in my left side
err lads?
Nathaniel Collins
Don't know how people could be suicidal really
All my problems are pretty insignificant really
Juan Thompson
same
some nights are better than others but tonights a good night to spark up
Jordan Scott
faggots r us
Jaxon Reyes
no hannah gf
youtube.com
Aiden Carter
why is this a good thing
fuck the tories
my government name is reese
fuck the government
Charles Davis
miss ulster's sexy voice and bender scooters
Why did he get banned for so long?
Jack Ortiz
dixie lads
Cooper Howard
wish i could send your degenerate paki arse the the gallows
Jace Perry
read that as "stabbing penis"
Jackson Morgan
reminder that poleapoo samefags and no one actually replies to him
Luis Perry
bet she lives of a diet of cum and celery stick(s)
Dominic Roberts
benis
Adam Bailey
wew she's pretty qt tbqh
Robert Perez
if you are awake from 9am to 3pm you aren't a real neet
FACTS
Asher Morgan
THE TORIES WILL BE IN CHARGE FROM NOW UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE LADDIE.
FOREVER.
Luke Garcia
HONESTLY JUST IMAGINE IT
Sup Forums would be like a street with loads of Pubs
Some would be run down and shitty looking, some would be popular, some would have their small group of regulars
Then you'd have /brit/ as a shining beacon, always packed, always bringing the party
Glorious 2bh
Xavier Watson
I'm really sorry that I'm the one that has to tell you this but you have cancer lad
Cooper Butler
longcat is long 0_o
Leo Lopez
Our federal government was actually never supposed to be this large and in charge. The states were united autonomous regents capable of doing their own trades with out nations, etc That's why each state has it's own militia, constitution etc etc.
As time went on, their power has been diminished. It's impossible for a state to be an autonomous agent without asking Washington DC for permission or so on. For good or for bad on these
For some states, hypothetically seceding (which is illegal in the first place) is not only impossible, but completely out of the question. The federal government owns too much land, usually in the forms of "national parks".
A huge land grab by Teddy Roosevelt helped make sure Washington DC had its finger in every state
I'm not complaining, because they are some beautiful parks, but it's food for thought
Aiden Morales
For fuck sake why is it so hard to build a PC. All I want is a PC that runs just as well as a PS4/XBONE that doesn't cost me £200 more.
Benjamin Nelson
Ahahaha
Fucking paki melt
Colton White
funny race war image
Jacob Rogers
youtube.com
GOAT taste lad
Leo Lewis
does anyone actually like the tories though
seems like everyone hates them
Colton Carter
Even in my most NEET moments I've still had a regular sleeping schedule
I like the sun too much honestly.
Aaron Campbell
we could go and smash up the /cum/ pub for banter
Nathaniel Roberts
Literally everyone I know likes the tories.
Parker Young
nonce
Angel Long
*represents for the gangsters all across the world*
Jose Jackson
>emily'steaparty deleted all her videos
Wtf
Joshua Gray
only if we can hit those v4 benders next
Henry Lopez
Samuel Clark
good lad
Thomas Jackson
why don't you just get a fucking ps4 then retard
Brandon Jackson
OFFICIAL /brit/ MALE GIVEN NAME TIER LIST JUNE 2016 v.3.5.1
NEARER TO THEE MY GOD TIER: BIBLICAL HEBREW NAMES
>zachary, benjamin, daniel, joshua, david
WODEN & ZIU TIER: GERMANIC NAMES
>edward, richard, robert, carl, alfred
MATER EUROPA TIER: GREEK & ROMAN NAMES
>alexander, luke, cassius, timothy, phillip
DOMINUS REGIT ME TIER: BRITISH MONARCHY REGNAL NAMES
>william, george, james, charles, henry
TOP LADS TIER: BRITISH WORKING CLASS NAMES
>kevin, roger, trevor, harry, fred
POSH CUNT TIER: BRITISH UPPER CLASS NAMES
>oliver, maximillian, leo, rupert, vernon, hugo
LITERAL DOGSHIT TIER: YANK "NAMES"
>hunter, tucker, carter, finn, jayden
ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES TIER: HISTORICAL TRADE "NAMES"
>cooper, clark, fletcher, tyler, mason
FAITH AND BEGORRAH TIER: CELTIC "NAMES"
>connor, sean, alan, brian, ciaran, aidan
GIBS ME DATS TIER: AFRICAN AMERICAN VERNACULAR "NAMES"
>demarco, darius, cleavon, terrel, deshaun
OBLIGATORY BOTTOM OF THE BARREL TIER: JF "NAMES"
>diego, hans, juan, mohammed, other paki scum names
Higher tiers take precedence. Are you a Charles? You're a posh cunt, but also two kings. If you're unsure of the etmology of your name, feel free to google it and find out where you belong!
Parker Martin
manny on the map
Angel Clark
>/cum/ pub
sounds like this would be behind the NEDERDRAAD bar with red lights
Henry Diaz
>Germanic over Greek & Roman
absolutely tragic list, not even bothering reading the rest
Mason Ramirez
>implying the /brit/ pub wouldn't just get bombed by that paddy taig and Yanks odering bud lite or Guinness
Austin Evans
>Biblical names
>Adam not on the list
What are you playing at?
Julian Turner
Ate some lasagne an tuna sandwiches today (some with brown bread, others in a baguette)
Hope I don't put on any weight
You're still welcome to submit a bf application!
Joshua Collins
>liking the sun as a neet
but why?
as soon as a little daylight enters the room you can't see you screen enough to watch a movie and shit
Evan Thomas
*bows down to my British overlords*
Adrian Smith
Business idea: Start a private security firm based in Jakarta consisting entirely of /brit/ posters with the aim of establishing the most prolific child trafficking system in the world.
Jaxson Morgan
they're just five examples you fucking mong. i can't post each and every biblical hebrew name. you are so dense. you are a fucking spanner. fuck off.