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doing a depression edition

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cara

gwen 2bh

rate my latest Kev


OC

hands free wank tbf

>you will never convert sara into a ukip supporter

feel lonely sometimes but then the opportunity comes up to not be lonely and i realise i'd rather be lonely

not sure what to make of my emotions 2bh, not sure if im mentally ill

Nora

what is the cream stuff that yanks put in their drinks?

it's obviously not milk but I doubt it is like heavy cream or something

Kyary

northern powerstance 2bh

haha

kev isn't even a brit you battycrease

BBC cuck juice desu

my cat just attacked the couch and let out a deep roar that sounds like a tiny lion


shes RPing right now lads

great post
good post
meh post

this 2bh

Does kev know he's a meme on a laotian shoe repair forum?

All your dreams are made, when you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade.

Yes, yes -- well done Brexiters, well done Brexiters
HOWEVER

Evening lads

anyone want to hit spoons with me lads

Misguided post

Who /Bremain/ here?

C'mon lads, lets speak up a little

I know what you mean

at school I always kind of had a fetish for being the loner kid that people felt sorry for while I was perfectly content being alone

you could even go as far a saying I got off on it

rebecca

he's from ireland


our influence dictates the place anyway.

>tfw straight white male

It's almost 1am, come back to bed user x

they call it half and half

i dont know what that means 2bh

cum running down my leg from being a lone wolf

we have these fake sugary creamers that we pour in our coffee. some of them are pretty disgusting, some of them actually taste great. it turns coffee into a dessert. we call it BBC cuck juice.


also, if you ever want to figure out what a yank food is just picture the normal food that the psuedofood is loosely based off of but imagine the flavor made with very cheap ingredients and a fuckload of sugar.

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I was for leave but after jo cox's death I'm feeling the #RemainPain

please let me roleplay having friends to go to spoons with just this once xx

nonce

Heteronormies out.

if the body is nearly 80% water how come we don't float in the ocean or boil when it gets too hot

#justthingstomakeyouthink

half and half is only one type of "coffee creamers," its a whole family of sugary creams

half and half is 50% milk and 50% cream premixed and sold like that.

everybody hates us because everybody thinks we're happy

oh go on x

Why can't I carry 80% of a jumbo jet on my back?

Physics

usually scrolling down big threads and my heart jumps when I see a post with lots of responses, not knowing what outstanding content lies there

literally a hit of weed and they do it for free

Don't you...

Forget about me

NO NO NO NO NO NOO DONT YOU

>tfw visiting my dad
>tfw nothing decent to read
>tfw have to sit and talk to you cunts all night

Well fucking hell lads, I planned this one poorly didn't I.

Who are these two cuties and why are they holding hands?

I just want are dave and are corbs to be happy :'(

>Brexit 10 points in the lead
>Less than a week before the vote
>A popular, pro immigration, pro Remain MP is gunned down and stabbed by a Nazi in the streets screaming Britain First

Colour me surprised :^)

1)we float in the ocean (subhumans excepted)
2)our blood can boil

#makesyouthinkbusters

scientists have discovered that bumble bees are actually too heavy to fly, and they actually move around by jumping very far

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HEY HEY HEY HEY

WE WERE HAVING A PICNIC

>tfw no english rose

imagines like this trigger me on a biological level

if we float in the ocean how come so many pakis are at the bottom of the sea between turkey and greece

>read

>1)we float in the ocean

>Frenchfatties

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Might defect if we vote leave.

>remain campaign steps up their game
>adds neurotropics to the water supply
>remaining is inevitable

making up stuff is fun

it would be cool to feel this feel

i think white people in general have a higher chance of being born into normie families thereby greatly enhancing their chances to grow up to normies

Plans for tomorrow lads?

Think I'll get stoned and order takeaway.

Haha and those normos think they're having fun with their gfs. If only they knew the fun that lies in store for me

You think that's bad?

My only mate done it to me almost a year ago and I still don't know why.

I know that feel la

>imagines like this trigger me on a biological level
What did he mean by this?

You didn't think they'd actually let us leave did you?

Imagine how different your life would be if you had the same gf from when you were 16 up until now

hostia

>tfw in a weeks time the country might be lead by a broken government with meager house of commons support, and mainly supported by delusional conspiracy theorists and fuckwits who've confused a referendum on the EU with a vote of non-white immigration

Quite scary 2bh, maybe Churchill was wrong and we're mostly a bunch of fuckwits

lslam

You may be wondering why I typed this. Well, ill have you know that the Is in islam are not is at all, but Ls! #rekt

being white isn't all it's cracked up to be
being a woman probably is

the answer is l i t e r a l l y in my post and you know it

I thought you wrote cunts, some guys in a show called the 100, they aren't gay but have played some gay roles in other things, fans were calling for #murphamy to happen.

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That sounds like fun desu

*led

can you not be racist against your own people francois mohammed pajeet

>implying you can leave

>they aren't gay
dropped, fucking posers

Please do, the less Guardianistas this country has the better.

imagine needing a visa to be able to go to a shithole like benidorm

Possibly one of the most real posts on Sup Forums ever.

imagine getting stoned and ordering takeaway but with a qt gf who makes you laugh a lot

they trigger a disgust within me that i cannot explain

rasheed

self loathing user

wish we had pajeets desu i want a paki gf(male)

Oh and don't forget, her funeral is taking place the day before the Referendum ;^)

Again, totes coincidence ;^)

>german humor

paki

Sounds awful.

imagine not being a fuckup

Not going to imagine that because it'll just make me sad

Sometimes people ask me if I feel lonely when they find out I live alone in a city where I know no-one for three years now.

What answer do they expect?

Question: If you could re-do your life and become a Chad Normington with no knowledge of having been a NEET, would you?

You get all the benefits of a Chad but you're also a Chad

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just wrote a novel

listen

literally nothing comfier that getting stoned and cuddling with your qt gf

I blame my mum.