doing a depression edition
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cara
gwen 2bh
rate my latest Kev
OC
hands free wank tbf
>you will never convert sara into a ukip supporter
feel lonely sometimes but then the opportunity comes up to not be lonely and i realise i'd rather be lonely
not sure what to make of my emotions 2bh, not sure if im mentally ill
Nora
what is the cream stuff that yanks put in their drinks?
it's obviously not milk but I doubt it is like heavy cream or something
Kyary
northern powerstance 2bh
haha
kev isn't even a brit you battycrease
BBC cuck juice desu
my cat just attacked the couch and let out a deep roar that sounds like a tiny lion
shes RPing right now lads
great post
good post
meh post
this 2bh
Does kev know he's a meme on a laotian shoe repair forum?
All your dreams are made, when you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade.
Yes, yes -- well done Brexiters, well done Brexiters
HOWEVER
Evening lads
anyone want to hit spoons with me lads
Misguided post
Who /Bremain/ here?
C'mon lads, lets speak up a little
I know what you mean
at school I always kind of had a fetish for being the loner kid that people felt sorry for while I was perfectly content being alone
you could even go as far a saying I got off on it
rebecca
he's from ireland
our influence dictates the place anyway.
>tfw straight white male
It's almost 1am, come back to bed user x
they call it half and half
i dont know what that means 2bh
cum running down my leg from being a lone wolf
we have these fake sugary creamers that we pour in our coffee. some of them are pretty disgusting, some of them actually taste great. it turns coffee into a dessert. we call it BBC cuck juice.
also, if you ever want to figure out what a yank food is just picture the normal food that the psuedofood is loosely based off of but imagine the flavor made with very cheap ingredients and a fuckload of sugar.
I was for leave but after jo cox's death I'm feeling the #RemainPain
please let me roleplay having friends to go to spoons with just this once xx
nonce
Heteronormies out.
if the body is nearly 80% water how come we don't float in the ocean or boil when it gets too hot
#justthingstomakeyouthink
half and half is only one type of "coffee creamers," its a whole family of sugary creams
half and half is 50% milk and 50% cream premixed and sold like that.
everybody hates us because everybody thinks we're happy
oh go on x
Why can't I carry 80% of a jumbo jet on my back?
Physics
usually scrolling down big threads and my heart jumps when I see a post with lots of responses, not knowing what outstanding content lies there
literally a hit of weed and they do it for free
Don't you...
Forget about me
NO NO NO NO NO NOO DONT YOU
>tfw visiting my dad
>tfw nothing decent to read
>tfw have to sit and talk to you cunts all night
Well fucking hell lads, I planned this one poorly didn't I.
Who are these two cuties and why are they holding hands?
I just want are dave and are corbs to be happy :'(
>Brexit 10 points in the lead
>Less than a week before the vote
>A popular, pro immigration, pro Remain MP is gunned down and stabbed by a Nazi in the streets screaming Britain First
Colour me surprised :^)
1)we float in the ocean (subhumans excepted)
2)our blood can boil
#makesyouthinkbusters
scientists have discovered that bumble bees are actually too heavy to fly, and they actually move around by jumping very far
HEY HEY HEY HEY
WE WERE HAVING A PICNIC
>tfw no english rose
imagines like this trigger me on a biological level
if we float in the ocean how come so many pakis are at the bottom of the sea between turkey and greece
>read
>1)we float in the ocean
>Frenchfatties
...
Might defect if we vote leave.
>remain campaign steps up their game
>adds neurotropics to the water supply
>remaining is inevitable
making up stuff is fun
it would be cool to feel this feel
i think white people in general have a higher chance of being born into normie families thereby greatly enhancing their chances to grow up to normies
Plans for tomorrow lads?
Think I'll get stoned and order takeaway.
Haha and those normos think they're having fun with their gfs. If only they knew the fun that lies in store for me
You think that's bad?
My only mate done it to me almost a year ago and I still don't know why.
I know that feel la
>imagines like this trigger me on a biological level
What did he mean by this?
You didn't think they'd actually let us leave did you?
Imagine how different your life would be if you had the same gf from when you were 16 up until now
hostia
>tfw in a weeks time the country might be lead by a broken government with meager house of commons support, and mainly supported by delusional conspiracy theorists and fuckwits who've confused a referendum on the EU with a vote of non-white immigration
Quite scary 2bh, maybe Churchill was wrong and we're mostly a bunch of fuckwits
lslam
You may be wondering why I typed this. Well, ill have you know that the Is in islam are not is at all, but Ls! #rekt
being white isn't all it's cracked up to be
being a woman probably is
the answer is l i t e r a l l y in my post and you know it
I thought you wrote cunts, some guys in a show called the 100, they aren't gay but have played some gay roles in other things, fans were calling for #murphamy to happen.
...
That sounds like fun desu
*led
can you not be racist against your own people francois mohammed pajeet
>implying you can leave
>they aren't gay
dropped, fucking posers
Please do, the less Guardianistas this country has the better.
imagine needing a visa to be able to go to a shithole like benidorm
Possibly one of the most real posts on Sup Forums ever.
imagine getting stoned and ordering takeaway but with a qt gf who makes you laugh a lot
they trigger a disgust within me that i cannot explain
rasheed
self loathing user
wish we had pajeets desu i want a paki gf(male)
Oh and don't forget, her funeral is taking place the day before the Referendum ;^)
Again, totes coincidence ;^)
>german humor
paki
Sounds awful.
imagine not being a fuckup
Not going to imagine that because it'll just make me sad
Sometimes people ask me if I feel lonely when they find out I live alone in a city where I know no-one for three years now.
What answer do they expect?
Question: If you could re-do your life and become a Chad Normington with no knowledge of having been a NEET, would you?
You get all the benefits of a Chad but you're also a Chad
literally nothing comfier that getting stoned and cuddling with your qt gf
I blame my mum.