/mena/- egyptair bantz edition

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Talking about gold adverts

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lol

get fucked

I'm sure they will.

here are the last posts from the last thread

lmao this shit

also:

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fuck off to pol/sg/ or /cum/ pls

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Ya baba hanine wa d3ili lilallah wa filjbin katebha allah ;_;

rude

Internal screaming

>I noticed but still like the meme that you're ISIS
There will be no place for mercy in my heart when the khilafa takes over

Lol fuck off

That's how you see it, rationality has been thrown out of the window long ago

>Tumblr i love tumblr is life
"no"

>ISIS and the SAA have been the ones fighting the most.
No, SAA has been coming down on smaller rebel groups since Russia arrived they can afford to look the other way for some time with ISIS

>Lol he's not that smart.
It doesn't take a fucking genius to come up with this

and this

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and these

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>abandoning the thread once the Americans appeared

Egyptian television is pure gold

It's literally the Syria General on Sup Forums but over at /k/, it's not unbiased.

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>why do facts disagree with me mommyyyyy

The SAA has killed the most ISIS fighters and taken the most ISIS territory in Syria.

Go fuck yourself and your memes. The SAA has been focused on ISIS. Not the rebels.

It's Al-Nusra that keeps breaking the ceasefire and attacking the SAA in Aleppo province. Not the reverse.

i laughed so hard at this post

Their television and cinema is competitively sought, but in any other artistic endeavor they are (almost) terrible.

No it is not you faggot.

We have literally 15 IP's at most and the thread dies before the bump count everytime.

Go fuck yourself and your memes.

rip sweet prince

This thread is now under the control of the united states of america.

brb taking a shower before futur.

Holy fuck my sides

You don't sound like you'd listen to reason so i'm gonna stop

So if israel fall, will palestine become a zimbabwe 2.0 ?

>facts
I've seen Gaddafi use better facts than you
and he says Berber is a dialect of Arabic

it's not OK how funny this shit is

have you seen the 300 parody?

>have the prince of arabic poetry
>om kulthum
>mohammed abdel-wahab

pls

if there's one thing we can do it's entertainment

I'm given to be a Palestinian and I will tell you we're Bitching-&-Moaning: the nation.

But it's self conscious

how was life under gaddafi? are things better or worse now?

what happened to higher class egyptian music?

what's your education btw?

>have you seen the 300 parody?


link.

>>have the prince of arabic poetry
>>om kulthum
>>mohammed abdel-wahab
Wonders of a time past, man. I'm talking about the now.

But yeah, I notice Egyptians don't like staying lucid for long - their best trait.

>reason

You are the one that keeps shitposting ignorance.
You have no clue what you are talking about, and scream Sup Forums boogeyman when facts disagree with you.

I know, but does this situation suits you ?
Why dont you go to jordania/lebanon/egypt ?

instability and shit
but my opinion : a lot better
people now know what ideology even means and are questioning everything so i love it

Where's your source?

The SAA has killed the most ISIS members and taking the most ISIS territory since it appeared.
The truth can hurt sometimes.

youtube.com/watch?v=-c6uRG7VpmY&ab_channel=9lj9lj

youtube.com/watch?v=7hR5T7VLeHA&ab_channel=TonyTony

both are pure gold

Actually, we have some interesting bands as well. And, if you're into modern poetry, we have a dude called el ga5 who's pretty good. But yeah, pop culture's shit right now.

Dont your people
Its goddamn too late

any libyan media (tv show, journal, social media page) you"d on politics of libya you'd recommend?

How exactly does a country at civil war make people "know what ideology even means"?

Does "questioning everything" mean destroying everything as well?

>an american tells an Arab he has no clue what is happening in the arab world
okay

>youtube.com/watch?v=-c6uRG7VpmY&ab_channel=9lj9lj
>Na7na Ninja
>That fucking Xerxes laugh

just fuck off already.

thats good, i hope things continue to get better, Libyans seem like nice people.

218 is the only one i watch cuz its neutral
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nah taking down a dictator that repressed people's thoughts makes them question everything
>destroy everything
reminder that the ISIS in Libya are 90% foreigners

"eh el ree7a el wes5a deeh"

everytime

>muh hurritage

Being Arab doesn't mean a thing when you live in France.

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>wahhh he's questioning me mommyyy

He was obviously talking about his general on /k/.

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lmao we really do need better English classes
and thanks

>nah taking down a dictator that repressed people's thoughts makes them question everything

Ahh so what are the islamists doing? Freedom now?

>ISIS
Your own people were in civil war since 2013. ISIS wasn't there until late 2014.

should i keep posting?

>218tv.net/

noice ty

>actual Arab fedoras

There's something about Palestine that grabs you unwittingly. Jordan is boring, god-awful boring, Lebanon is great and all and Egypt varies wherever you roam the Earth. Palestine is a condensed microcosm and it's hard to explain why Jews and Arabs have been biting ear and tail over the hectares - no, it's not basically a Holy Land thing.

I had a friend from here (the US) visit the West Bank for education, he absolutely loved it. Told me the same thing I'd imagine. Maybe it's just the both of us.

I don't know much about the modern pop scene in the Middle East, I'll admit. I thought it was all just Ruby and Nancy-crazed.

Similar to how trauma gives a man to understanding critical social situations, civil unrest gives to *trying* (desperately) to making sense of the game they're playing - in much of the way a loser rationalizes to himself where he went wrong.

What happens is that we're still in love with Islam, so people who are just getting the skim of understanding politics - pseudo-intellectual commentators: the likes of Faisal Al-Qassim, for example. - these people will willingly knot the truth taut by a bedouin's robe, so there is no escape from tradition - even under the scrutiny of ideologic concern - until a paradigm shift occurs.


Sorry for the walls of text, this is just my two cents. I'll go wash now.

They will get worse.

Libya's economy is going to collapse when oil hits $25 again.

I don't even know how they made it through 2015.

they took power by force and we took it back how is it our fault that retards with funding from Qatar tried to make a coup?

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yes pls
I don't know how you made it to this website with your education
oh..

You sound like the man you are criticizing.

Libya is far worse than it was in 2010. There's no way to argue it's better. Anarchy is shit, especially in civil war and with islamists thrown in.

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>You sound like the man you are criticizing.

yeah...
i like to ramble

>we took it back

hahahahahahahahaha
Tell me who still controls the guns.

>your education

Okay? You continue being smart and "free". I'll continue living in America watching your country tear itself apart.

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It's alright. I appreciate anons like you that actually think before they post.

just don't reply to him.

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Where is he /mena/

is miss him ;________;

now that's a handsome mul7id

>Tell me who still controls the guns.
um? the army? who else?
you seem to forget that the former Misrata Militia is now part of the army
>Okay? You continue being smart and "free". I'll continue living in America watching your country tear itself apart.
yeah our education is free thanks i'll continue being smart and free

Reading the quran is really difficult for me.

It's nothing like english. It reminds me of Japanese in its mechanics (of course not in its characters though).

according to the guy who lives there its alot better
people here say the same thing about Iraq but ive never heard an Iraqi ever say they wish they had Saddam back.

me too
yeah some are, the fedora egyptian killed me

>mfw don't even know why everyone shat on him

>Implying it's not you talking of yourself.

fuck of wiki warrior

>um? the army? who else?
>you seem to forget that the former Misrata Militia is now part of the army

The Tobruk government is not part of the GNA.
The Misrata miltias are not part of the GNA.
The Shura councils are indepedent.
There's four indepedent cities run by militias.
And the southern parts are run by the indepedent tribals.

The GNA has almost no real power. It's desperately gambling that fighting ISIS will unify, but it's yet to be seen if it will last.

I'm nothing like that murtad

Thanks. It's weird, I'm much more conservative with what I say in Arabic, but my English is always off.

The first one is legit af.

I would recommend hearing recitations of any Surah (your selection) in the same qira'ah by several sheikhs, maybe you can follow behind them. It's how I learnt the book.

hnnnnng moar I want an Iraqi lion boyfriend now


m8 while wiki warrior was funn he was cancerous, he unironically belived berbers are white germanic vandals and Algeria is the best thing since sliced bread or so does his bantz revolved around.

sometimes it was fun to watch him make mashreqi A*abs mad but otherwise he was garbage.

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>he said
I don't care what he says. I can claim America is third world. It doesn't mean shit without statistics.

One look at Libya shows a country with 8 governments, ISIS, 10,000 dead in a civil war, and an HDI that has fallen from .8 to .7

Let's not even mention the economy.

because living under a despot is no fun at all, at least when he's gone you have existentialism to cling on to, in my experience at least.

>Algeria is the best thing since sliced bread

reminds me of another poster :^)

Did Chubek post here?

/mena/ didn't exist in its current form until last year so maybe not.

lmao, fucked that up. meant this

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grouped since i'm tried of posting
just 1 image per person
i don't care desu

still fucking laughed my ass off

yeah stop watching fox news
Misrata is the first militia to join the GNA and the reason why Libya dawn is gone now cuz they were their main fighting force
the tobruk government is only waiting for the constitutional draft to be out so they can vote on the GNA which the majority there support
Shura are a meme now they barely exist anymore and the army bounded them to shit
the southern parts are waiting for tobruk to vote

the GNA has all the real power now and everyone who wants to have a place in the politics of Libya is aware of that and is sucking the PM's dick

anyways like alg said im just gonna ignore you
*eats bourik*

You'll never have the brain to undertsand my finesse :^)


Algeria is not the best thing since sliced bread. But it's better than Morocco.

>Surah

They are so much better. It's how it is supposed to be understood.

He also was hilarious.

Singapore disagrees.

What are these? Something like Humans of Tripoli or some shit?

fedora boypussy

>But it's better than Morocco.


All of my doubt.jpg lad, just get over it you puss :^), you always end up wussing out after getting BTFO and triggered by fucking candy and melons
The Iraki chick is so cute

if you don't understand then you don't belong in this general
bye

God, the /r/atheism phase is strong in this one.

I find it hard to believe he wasn't a Christian.

Is this you? You look like a terrorist, I've reported you to my friend Cazeneuve for being one and to the SPA for indoctrinating jihad into that poor cat...

oi whats with tripoli?

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The Misrata militias are only de-jure part of the GNA. Their participation in the Sirte offensive proved this.

>I find it hard to believe he wasn't a Christian.
i don't see anything that implies he was and he doesn't look like an Assyrian who are the majority of Christians in iraq