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Tom Brady Edition

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too bad fgt

Reminder that der ewige redditor is the true enemy of the Aryan vapeposter

CUTE BOYS

>boys
>cute

MENTAL ILLNESS

against the rules

alright, but i'll have to pro-israel too for extra delusion

but i already support free quebec (and making french the official language in the united states)

Yes :3

That's rude Canada!

>dealer won't be back until Tuesday
Kinda wish I knew more than one person to sell me some weed desu

shit sucks

youtube.com/watch?v=KZ9dweilPjM

Any sportsball players from your favorite team that had a career cut short due to injury?

We HATE faggots here.

Scrape your pipe like an average fiend.

>but i already support free quebec (and making french the official language in the united states)
Absolument basé

Why

That's gross honestly
Maybe if I get bored later I'll do it.

Does it actually get you high? And do you just put the stuff you scraped back into the bowl to smoke it?

Hail South Dakota

youtube.com/watch?v=ywemwRy2PXM

No, we respect their right to exist peacefully.

>parts of the South West are expected to experience temperatures of 130F/54C in the coming weeks

Yes, it gets you high but it also makes you cough like a motherfucker. It's like harsh hash.

Resin is a low tier fucking buzz. You will get baked but you'll burn out quickly and probably end up with a headache or something. Honestly probably a good excuse to take a T break, depends how much of a fiend you are.

I remember that. He tore everything.

You're sitting on the subway and this girl comes up and sits on your lap. How do you respond?

Get off me fatty

holy shit

where?

That's just a drawing.

press the emergency alarm

I might try it.
Any suggestions on what to use to scrape it?

I always used a paperclip.

A key or a pocket knife or something. When you toke it hold it in like a motherfucker. It's rugged like the other guy said though so be prepared to hack.

...

>The highest temperature on record in the United States during the month of June is 129 F in Death Valley, California, on June 30, 2013.
>"That record could be in jeopardy this weekend or early next week," AccuWeather Meteorologist Ryan Adamson said.


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Don't have any paperclips so I'll use either a pen cap or a pencil.

This is a Christian general.
If you want to talk about faggot shit, go to /brit/. They're degenerate heathens that love gay Americans.

Never met one 2bh

the thumbnail looks like he's hugging a single gigantic testicle

this desu

delet

just did it, can confirm it gets you high
it's a dirty sort of buzz though

It's just naked girls. Who gives a shit?

not allowed on blue boards afaik

I just pussied out when i started heating up my pipe to scrape it, it started smelling like resin everywhere.
There is a shared ventilation system and my landlord would fucking execute me.

yeah it smells fucking rancid but i have a portable air conditioner in my room so the smell doesn't last long
just make a spoof if you have to

I prefer blondes, but I'd go with the redhead because she has a hairy puss. The way god intended them

And people deny global warming.

course racism, furries, and bait is technically unallowed outside of Sup Forums and just look at Sup Forums

Nah, I'm probably just gonna sit at a park bench and do it instead.

When my gf works out and reeks of BO is get a boner from the smell. Is that normal?

yes actually

Might pass out to be honest. This shit is lame duck.

Friday night is terrible

This is mine, do not post my babies.

It's still a blue board you silly fucker. Sometimes you can get away with posting a grills bare ass if it's not too explicitly sexual but that's about it. Full nudity will get hotpocketed, especially now with the new jannies.

Pheromones

wah

Thank you

Back to work, pog

FUCK OFF KOREA

>chicago

>it's a my cat knocked over my water cup when I went on beer run episode

I'm telling Janny

pls no

im a good boy now

You know who deliberately makes these brady threads during low hours like this so the gay as fuck Brady OP will stay up for as long as possible. Fucking guy I swear.

brady threads are good

I bet he's never lived in New England.

Where are my mexibros.
Being a bunch of normies for sure.

Should I learn C++ or C? I want to learn both eventually. C++ seems complex as hell, but C++11 seems to have made thing a little easier to grasp.

On the other hand, I've used C before and know the basics. Please help.

He lives in Chicago and supports the Pats lmoa

c then c++

c++ then c

it's the weekend, let him stay and be jolly

That's pathetic.

You're right.

post music, lads

youtube.com/watch?v=Wi0e7brHdMQ

>It's time to pay tribute

>tfw you go to the barber and get a barber that remembers to trim your eyebrows

[Starts to shitpost]

youtube.com/watch?v=WQcgcmZvv28

you some curry or some shit

Explain to me how paying ball boys in gifts to tamper with ball air pressure isn't cheating? I think Tom Brady is one of the GOAT and has the greatest winning legacy ever but he cheated and was caught.

No. You should get your eyebrows trimmed sometime though. You'll feel like a new person

there's no reason to, mine aren't bushy

But that's wrong.

>greatest winning legacy ever

how?

>How

>job schedules me for a late night to re-wax/finish the floors
>head on in at 10:00, we're set to start at 10:30
>been holding in a wicked piss for the past 3 hours
>finally head to the bathroom at like 10:25
>in my rush I sit too far up on the toilet
>before I can stop myself I've hosed the entirety of my underwear and shorts in piss
>oh fuck oh shit
>rip off pissed shorts/underwear, start dabbing at it with prodigious amounts of paper towels
>they are damp and reek of pee
>rinse them in the bathroom sink, cock and balls swinging at me in the mirror
>suddenly my manager starts yelling my name from the back of the store
>it's 10:32
>fuck me
>try my damnedest to clean those shorts and undies
>manager calls me over the PA system, can't hold off any longer
>walk to the store in soaked shorts that may or may not smell like pee
>the entire 7 person clean up crew is staring at me in my soaked clothes, hope to god they can't smell anything
>proceed to wax the floor for 3 hours in my urine-sodden threads
>all the while I run back and forth from the back room spraying my shorts with bathroom cleaner in an attempt to neutralize the smell
>afterwards my manager says "Let's go celebrate with pizza and beer"
>No car, mom drives me to/from work every day
>have to go along since one of my coworkers is driving me home
>me, him, and a few other people get in his car
>on the way to the pizza parlor someone says "Something smells weird"
>break out in a nervous sweat, someone else says "Yeah I smell it too"
>"M-me too that's weird..."
>"It smells really gross"
>after that they switch topics thank god
>fast forward, everyone's gathered around the table eating their pizza
>"Hey there's that smell again"
>"Oh god I smell it again too, what the fuck"
>Choke on my pizza, shoot up and knock my chair and other slice to the floor
>manage to mumble a "I need to go to the bathroom"
>climb out the window
>walk 7 miles back to my house in my pee pee pants
>post this
well how was your day lads

Best winning percentage and 4 owls.

I'm serious. Explain why I'm wrong, please.

Guys I have nothing to look forward to other than drinking after work. This is my first night sober in a while, and I'm feeling quite depressed. I can't think of anything I'm looking forward to doing. If I didn't have alcohol I would be a pretty miserable person. Does anyone else have this feeling?

>mum comes in
>see /cum/
>asks what all this is
>can't answer
>she doesn't say anything and leaves

does she think im degenerate

>Cool joe has same number of rings, never lost a bowl
>fins still have the undefeated season record

yes, how

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>the same number of rings
not for long

first explain why you're right

>mum
> with you limey

He was caught red handed giving the ball boys gifts to fuck with the air pressure in the ball.

What exactly did she see

except that's wrong

Holy fuck.
I had a day off, so I just play Battlefield 4 and watch Wonder Over Yonder.

Just tell her you were masturbating.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Okay.