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Best quarterback edition

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I LOVE ANIME

/cum/ IS FOR ANIME

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THAT TEARS IT! I AM GOT'DANG DONE WITH /cum/. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GIBLET HEADS THINK IT'S OKAY TO LIKE JAPANESE CARTOONS AND VIDYA GAMES. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, I TELL YOU WHAT. I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING GO TO WORK AND COME BACK HERE ONLY TO SEE THAT THE BOY JUST AIN'T RIGHT.

>losing playoff record
>only 2 SB wins

JAJAJAJAJAJA

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only the best anime however

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sugar sweet nightmares, /cum/

Star Wars > Anime

>what happened to your eye
>oh thats an interesting story
>I was walking see, yah I was walking, and I walked into a door
>wait a minute, how is that interesting?

gold, jerry. Gold

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>you will never go around the galaxy banging space babes

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morning loved ones

not even the best quarterback in the franchise's history

Hello, where is the Swiss feet girl?

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>elway
>better than Manning

"no"

lol, no

>tfw ME3 had a shit ending
I almost cried because it was such a good series and it ended so poorly
>muh colored lights

>wanting space babes when robo babes will be available in our liftetime

In my opinion Mass Effect 1 was the only one that was great. ME2 was good but got a little preachy.

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;_;

For comparison to a modern young QB

It has been a year or two since I first saw that Berenstain Bears shit. Still bothers me tho. The name has clearly changed, somehow.

please kill me in my sleep

I want to travel the galaxy and fuck all sorts of lifeforms.

Robo babes worry me because of how much potential there is to go wrong.
>Hillary Cliton © sex bot
>about to put it in her artificially wrinkled cunt
>she slams down on your dick, fracturing it
>just keeps "super predator" over and over again

1A. Montana
1B. Brady
2. Unitas
3. Manning
4. Favre
5. Young
6. Rodgers
7. Big Ben
8. Elway
9. Moon

>in LA for vacations
>88 F tomorrow
How do you California niggers handle this? Please, someone ship me home.

brady>>>>>>>>>>>montana you cuck


at worst brady has one more owl in him

Montana would have won all the super bowls the pats went to.

you forgot nick foles

Why are brits so shit at being tourists?
Couldnt sleep till 2am

>brady
>4-2
>montana
>4-0

congratulations on losing to the same team twice

>mfw it was 101 in the PNW a few days ago

too bad he was too shit to make that many

its not always that hot, but you really have to get used to dry heat. At least theres no humidity except at night

your punishment must be more severe

think they still rule the world perhaps

/cum/ i dont know what i did with my soda how am i suppsed] to get drunk now ?

>mfw prown to alcohol abuse

you can be as mad as you want but before tom is done he will be hands the GOAT

because theyre cunts 100% of the time


by drinking more beer

kek'd

Dc >Star Trek > Star Wars > Anime

You act like Brady was the reason they went to the first 2.

>its another 6 hour drive episode

Hope Austria is worth it

1. Ability to stop time but time resumes as soon as you jizz

2. Ability to go invisible but you become visible 1 minutes after you jizz

he wasnt tom was at the right place at the right time. but before hes done if you dont think hes the goat your just in denial

Star Trek = Star Wars > DC

IMO

*Anime not mentioned due to its degeneracy

>known cheater
>greatest

ZA WARUDO

be as salty as you want

He potentially can be GOAT. Right now I think he and Montana are interchangeable. I think Montana would have been better in his place. He was just so much more accurate and clutch. I'm not biased so please don't be too mad at my opinion.

having a quarter life crisis, lads

barely feel emotions, lads. Am I just depressed or am I sociopath?

I'm not good at math. I don't get this equation, specifically the right side. Star Wars is greater than DC so its equal to Star Trek?

>comparing stats from 80s NFL games to 2010 NFL/Arena league era

>really have to get used to dry heat
You mean the yoke of oppression you've lived your entire life under being lifted off you?
Get used to that?
If by "really have to" you are recommending it, then yea, I agree.

...wut?

you just dont care anymore

DC < Star Wars = Star Trek

To me DC is less than both Star Wars and Star Trek. Star Wars and Star Trek are equal in my opinion.

You are actually a program.
You've never "felt" anything. Not really.

so you travelling to austria?
You a student?

>being this mad about the heat
Damn son.

Those stats go well into the 90's when the league was transforming into a passing league. Elway was good for his time but nothing more that a complement to an elite run game when they were winning owls.

Nah, family trip in action
t. Latvia

>people said the le edgy teen fake depression will go away
>it just kept getting worse as I aged and my life went nowhere

I feel you senpai.

forgetting about the 80s when he willed 3 otherwise 6-10 teams to the owl based on his talent alone

You now remember when the Bud Light brand was desperately trying new things as to reaction craft beer.

He was good for his time. He was no Brett Favre or Steve Young though.

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h-hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos and FUCKING LEAFERS hehe

what did she mean by this?

Seminole County, FL here. Right by Orlando.

I hear gunshots. There were a ton in quick succession but they stopped.

she's ready for grand-children

I fucking love this guy. I hope he never stops.

Ah back to the actually good flag

have you not /cum/ of age user?

What's the US state with the most relaxed gun laws? A friend of mine told me it was Arizona.
Sounds good to me although I'm not a fan of the climate

Arizona, Nevada, Montana, New Mexico and Idaho come to mind. Basically any sparsely populated state.

LEWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Gonna go with my gut here and say Texas

That said I've spent some time in Phoenix and while ungodly hot in the summer it's a beautiful desert landscape if ever there was one.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

True story in pic related. Part of the reason anime is degenerate.

user this is a blue board

anime heals the soul

especially a certain type of anime

>want to date a 30 year old girls
>see girl's tinder profile
>"hhaha lel actually 19 year old"

WHY ARE WOMEN SO FUCKING STUPID
CHANGE THE AGE YOU BITCH

Apparently Texas isn't even that good, looked it up and I was suprised desu. it's in the top 10 or 20 though.

from what I understand arizona is basically

>You walk into a gun store
>You can buy a gun unless you're a convicted felon or something
>You're now legally allowed to carry that gun however you want
>No permit/licence necessary whatsoever

that's it kek sounds like the wild west, i love it

DECADENT CORRUPTION

of course

Why would you use tinder when there are apps specifically for cougars?

What the hell? That's a mobile suit, IT'S A GUNDAM!

cougars are like 40 year olds, user
I want someone older but not that old

Had an interesting night lads.

>Female friend calls me asking for help
>Her boyfriend was being abusive so she wanted to leave town and stay at her parents for a bit
>I agree to drive her (About an hour drive)
>She seems slightly drunk and distraught
>Begins to come onto me a bit
>I go along with it a bit, thinking it was just her way of showing gratitude
>Starts going far for my liking so I shut it down


Was I being a beta fag or what? She's been my friend since middle school and I've just never thought of her like that before. I just wanted to help out an old friend. It wasn't too awkward or anything afterwards, thankfully. She just wanted some comfort, I think, and I provided as much as I felt comfortable with

nothing wrong with just helping out a friend user

YOU FOOL