/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>Discord link
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>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>Old News
• Anons cat doesn't like the smell of his new HDMI to HDMI+ adapter
• user adds another chink watch to his collection
• user receives a tiny phone
• user reviews some recent purchases
• user started writing a small AliExpress review pic crawler for them saucy pictures
• user gets the KZ ZS3
• user reviews a couple of things • user's Teclast X80 gets hot >News
• Consult this part of the infographic for earbuds • Xiaomi Powerbank 2 on sale for $17.39 • R4 cards show up on AliExpress again • user inhales packaging air, ends up with a nosebleed and possibly dying • Don't buy these USB hubs • Progress is being made on the AliExpress lewds crawler • user gets catfished Previous thread

Other urls found in this thread:

gearbest.com/on-ear-over-ear-headphones/pp_436717.html
audiobudget.com/product/KZ/ZS5
kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-44gb-64gb-global
geekbuying.com/item/Offical-Global-Version-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4-4G-64GB-Smartphone---Black-379093.html
aliexpress.com/item/Global-Version-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4-Mobile-Phone-4GB-RAM-64GB-ROM-Snapdragon-625-Octa-Core/32808113973.html
gearbest.com/men-s-bags/pp_603952.html
aliexpress.com/item/shitty-wired-xbox-controller/32599542510.html
s.aliexpress.com/vYrQf6NB
gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_328162.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

FIRST FOR VICKYYYYY

Fuck off, there's literally no excuse not to have that extra bit of safety, when literally all other IEMs have it

Can anyone recommend some good earphones under 20$? I've been thinking about KZ ED9 but not sure about the quality or how much time it's going to last before one side stops working

• user's Zuk Z2 has stopped working and Banggood told him to choose a new phone since Lenovo has ceased production of ZUK phones

Audiobudget.com

gearbest.com/on-ear-over-ear-headphones/pp_436717.html

just replace the detachable cable when it starts fucking up.

check the infographic

Thanks user, going to buy this. God bless.

hi dear friend, cute pussies.
I rate 5 stars.

me on the right

Are these the audiomemes of 2017?
audiobudget.com/product/KZ/ZS5

>not sure about the quality or how much time it's going to last before one side stops working

If this stops you dropping 10 bucks on some earphones then CSG is not the general for you

too expensive for now but they'll be a solid meme once the price drops.

Lets say i buy a C2D CPU from china, what are the odds it has hardware malware?

what are the current memes?

Which fucking cookie I need to remove to kill the Ali password manager?

That shit gets my mail even on private mode

And where fuck is the cosplay section to look at reviews

Adwcleaner.

>Adwcleaner
>nothing found

So

theyre pretty cheap on banggood
preorder but still

any cheap electronics that are good to resell and make good profit?
I have been having some luck with smartwatches and have been looking for other things to buy for resale.
drones are nice but the prices don't leave any room to make anything reselling them. unless buying wholesale.

>made several Sup Forums related orders
>payment stopped verifying after the 4th order
>made a new account
>all orders canceled

>pls gib id to purchase $.75 cable

Jesus Christ

Also forgot to ask, any other sites like Ali where I can buy cheap cables?

They obviously don't want my business.

Where I can get the global version of redmi note 4 64gb?

Aliexpress

kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-44gb-64gb-global

>kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-44gb-64gb-global
Seems like it's out of stock everywhere what is the reason for that?

They're available for $22 on aliexpress rn

Flashlights
Powerbanks
Bluetooth speakers
USB / Lightning cables
Mechanical keyboards
Gaming mouse
Chink-Fi headphones
Watches

geekbuying.com/item/Offical-Global-Version-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4-4G-64GB-Smartphone---Black-379093.html

Only the black model. you can buy the gold model and slap a black TRU over it.

'1 year warranty in [your country]' on Aliexpress supposedly sends you a replacement from a warehouse in [your country]. Shit's only 10USD for 130USD phone so I'm tempted.
Anybody used it? Yay or nay?

>black TRU

What is TRU?

>shipping in 16 days

So I need to wait 16 days before they even ship it?

how do I get a cosplay gf with cute feet

Probably, just change it to 'Official global version [variant of choice] [colour of choice]'

TPU*.

can you post a picture?

aliexpress.com/item/Global-Version-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4-Mobile-Phone-4GB-RAM-64GB-ROM-Snapdragon-625-Octa-Core/32808113973.html

Is Xiaomi Online Store trustworthy or do they send refurbished and not global versions?

...

Yes, we trusti gbuy from us friend

>Is Xiaomi Online Store trustworthy

NO

Yes, I ordered from there and they send me another phone as a gift. 100% recommend

Probably because it released recently.

holy shit yeah that's terrible

How are the quality of clothes ordered from chinks

some are gr8, some are ass
don't trust the images in the listing, look at feedback

My pair of Memt X5 is still on the way and then this happens. I fucking hate headphone memes.

Socks are great, at least.

I have a chunk t shirt I ordered for about 9$ not in cotton but in some syntetich cotton like material. Feels really good.
One shirt in cotton, pretty good.

>chunk
phone poster spotted

If it comes to it, you could try finding a small ring shaped thing of the right size and gluing it on the end. I'm using the ZS3 for an IEM re-shell so I'll have to do it.

Anybody?

KZ ATE or rock zircons?

So 4gb ram version of redmi 4 was released just recently?

ATE for warmth
Zircons for niggerbass

I know ARM is shitting processors every day but what about X86 tablets?

Are they getting any love or is cherry trail still the latest processor?

How to convert chink t-shirt measurements to Euro measurements?

The 4gb version of the Note 4 has been out for a few months already, don't know what the other user is talking about

I'll tell you if you post more feet :^)

There was no Note 4 sd625 with 4gb ram/64gb rom, it just came out.

below $200 it's mostly Cherry trail, above that there's plenty of Intel Celeron and Core M tablets available

I got some of those light up sneakers.

They are pretty nice actually, very comfortable, lights are nice and bright, but the one day I wore them out the battery on them lasted like 2 hours at most. Shoes actual fabric quality feels a little cheap, so im only planning on wearing them every once in a while.

For like $25, not bad.

Bought this, how much I fucked up?

You're wrong, it's been available since April at least. Check the price history on aliprice.com or kimovil.com for HK Goldway which was the first store to have it on aliexpress.

>gearbest
very

gearbest.com/men-s-bags/pp_603952.html
Why is the image on the product totally different than what they are selling? I almost got chinked. Any other bags like the one they have as the main image?

oh fuck...

Explain.

$170 doodgerydoos

It's fine. I bought a lot of stuff from GearBest including a tablet and never had problems. I have a Cube i10 which has the older Intel CPU and 2GB RAM and it's a good tablet and was the fraction of the price of any mainstream tab.

Unless the Hi10 has a good community you're gonna be on Android 5.1 forever.

seriously nothing beats original controllers. I got a wireless XBOX One for cheap and use it since I lost my two wired 360 controllers.

I got this one, which looks like original, with missing label on the backside. Its really shit, jiggly stick, and the buttons kinda double click
aliexpress.com/item/shitty-wired-xbox-controller/32599542510.html

You mean it was a bad price? Yeah, but thats because I bought it a week ago (now its cheaper) and the currency exchange, cuz not 'merica. Still cheaper from anywhere else and customs free.
I don't really care that much, ill do very light stuff on Android since I already have my redmeme note 3 pro.

Yes, you fucked up

But hong kong doesn't offer priority line to my country, that would mean paying more on customs or waiting up to three months because local post sucks.

links?

No keyboard dock?

I'll grab it on a couple of months.

>Ali pw manager
Uh, what?

Just ordered a Raspberry pi clear case with touchscreen

Hopefully it's going to get here in one piece

What is the best bang for the buck in said devices

What's your budget? Does it need to be a tablet or is a laptop fine also?

Who /neck gains/ here?

s.aliexpress.com/vYrQf6NB

I need a tablet, yes

I don't want to go over 300€

this shit appears every time I go to login screen, its some pop up with my mail

non-linux user detected
you re the only one to blame

Chuwi Hi13 and Cube Mix Plus are both often available for under 300€, you just have to wait for a flash sale or search for a coupon.

Yeah yeah, how fuck I get rid of it

How about some good bluetooth earphones?

I'm looking for something to use at home so no earbud/small headband shit

Looks like it was a obscure "feature" of Opera

fucking chink botnet

It's $150 with a coupon from the hot deals page on the discord. Other than chinking yourself out of 20 bucks solid purchase.

>Screen resolution: 3000 x 2000

Wut

Refer to

>chink shit
>customs
They'd never declare it truthfully. It'll be declared as a $20 MP3 player when it shows up mark my words.

What about this?

gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_328162.html


99,9% of its use will be chink cartuns/mango reading/VN playan

It's the same screen that Surface Book has

This, I've never had things declared to their true value and never had customs charges. They also declare everything as a gift so it's completely exempt. You screwed yourself out of a good deal.

I know thats most likely the case, but sometimes the people on customs office of my country can alegate that the value is not correct and add an extra charge to normal customs (stated by law). Still, it's a great deal
Consider this one, its pretty much the same I guess

I think banggood is your next best bet, they even take paypal

What are you building?