Google will rice your phone for you

>The botnet now wants to know even your ricing preferences

Have you taken the test yet Sup Forums?

android.com/myandroid/taste-test/#/

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high quality website you got there

good website

it does that with adblocker enabled. idk why. I disabled it and it worked (theres no ads on the site either)

Well, works on my machine.

Seems like google fucked something up again.

I'm using chrome, maybe it has some relevance.

>tfw you got almost the exact same rice as you currently have

Well played google

Google is an advertising company. Every Google website includes tracking cookies, which your adblockers probably block for you.

The results were mediocre. "dis sammich or dis sammich?" like what the fuck? I guess it's cool for normies but I honestly prefer Nova with custom guestures and stock icons on a simple 4x8 grid with no dock and a dark material wallpaper.

Lineage OS already looks nice enough by default.

Install self destructing cookies. You can disable the adblocker and still get rid of tracking cookies without rejecting them outright.

They did a bretty gud job, I gotta say. Minor tweaks to the results and you've got something you can show in public without rooting.

Google's scary.

Shit, I have to say it did a pretty good job. I won't use any of their suggestions but they were pretty appealing to me.

Is it just me, or does that wallpaper Google suggested look like it has a black dick penetrating a white vagina? Has Sup Forums destroyed my mind that much that pic related was the first thing I noticed?

You know when psychologists show up drawings and the patient says they see some fucked up shit like "a murder" or "anal rape"? That's you.

Amazing

But you gotta admit it does look like that. WTF is that wallpaper supposed to be, anyway?

>does that wallpaper Google suggested look like it has a black dick penetrating a white vagina?
No, not at all. I'm trying really hard to see what you're seeing and I can't.

Eh

> (OP)
>Is it just me, or does that wallpaper Google suggested look like it has a black dick penetrating a white vagina? Has Sup Forums destroyed my mind that much that pic related was the first thing I noticed?
Yes youre fucking insane

Wow. This is great!

you should shill the site AFTER it's done

I changed my mind, I want that. How do you make that happen?

I'm fucking JEALOUS.

Please more info.

cool virus let me open that

Nova launcher
KLPW

I want to marry this homescreen

It's legit. I know you won't believe me, but it is just a little questionnaire that recommends a few apps when you finish. Naturally, I expect they datamine the shit out of you, but if you use a phone, you probably don't care anyway.

he never explains or elaborates, he just posts it for the attention. if he told people how, they would stop asking and he doesn't want that

I'll figure it out from here, thank you!

It's just some text inside 3 boxes.
If you have ever used klwp for more than ten seconds you'll understand that this can be done in 5 minutes

This is rooted, isn't it?

is there a launcher that has a search bar like Evie but is more customizable?

like i want a phone version of macOS's spotlight search

>KLPW
The radio thing?

Kustom Live WallPaper

You typed "kplw" or something

He meant KLWP. Dunno if he's using paid version of either

I haven't tried KLWP yet but you convinced me to try Nova and it's pretty comfy

>You typed "kplw" or something
I typed "KLPW", same as said
Apparently he made a typo.

Font?
How to change position/style of homescreen buttons/top bar?

Could you give us a little push, please? It's like you're driving by to show us a nice looking car, but you won't let us look under the hood.

...

wow

Thanks, based user

have sex pinhead

>t.Sup Forums

I go this too. It sucks

>wa la

pls upload your theme

Soup to nuts

Nice

???
Are you asking for a procedure to get that setup?

Alright

Not that guy, but since he's not really helping I'll help out.

Font is VT323 on google fonts, select it in the options thing then click on the google icon and search it up.

I'll keep updating cuz I'm trying to copy him as well.

fonts.google.com/specimen/VT323

Honestly, the side bar that acts as folders seems like a good idea. Might set that up on mine whenever I get around to it.

no

what'd I do wrong
the button does nothing

Maybe he meant WKLP like the radio station. It's in Cincinnati.

Which icon pack and wallpaper?

Wow! its like im really using Rainmeter on my phone!

...

This is your brain on Sup Forums

Googlel pls get on my'st'd're level

I use pie control for that.

smartlauncher is god tier in terms of usability, used it for like 4 years already

Cool!

>Google create an advertising site where they recommend alternative launchers to demonstrate the diversity of the Android platform or something
>Google don't let alternative launchers embed Google Now, so for full integration with Google services, you have to use Google's launcher
What did they mean by this?

Does anyone actually use Google Now? Honest question, I've never used it nor have I ever seen anyone use it.

Bump

Got the same think, kek

Get help bud.

How do I get this transparent half dialer?

why the fuck would you need root for that

>because you like muted, dark realistic looks


feels_guy_cying_behind_smug_mask.jpg

Just like my loonix. Who gives a shit if it isn't usable with text for shortcuts.

Who the FUCK uses a search bar on his homescreen?

windows 10? how do you do this?

I think it doesnt work as intended.

It's easy enough to get the text, I don't know how he got the boxes like that though. Will include screenshot in next post/update

No, it really doesn't

huh, very similar to mine
(except I have more one more row of apps and a single color wallpaper)

Wtf I love Google now

mine only shows the weather

and the occasional "package shipped" from aliexpress, which is fucking useless

>the UI is not themed
Come on now.

Hivemind

It is themed, just not black.

That's Google telling you that you are merely drones in the hive.

>Google
>cartoon motif everywhere
>different skins every; no standard aesthetic
>Google will never understand
>Still using my Outlook account with iOS
Proof that iPhone is better.

You sure are a whore sho gets every chance to show her nice looking vaginer

Why not just use the launcher your phone came with tho?

Any progress?

It's very interesting, keep us posted, we all want to know what you are using.

They disabled javascript.

>handwriting fonts
>extra swipes required to reveal information when everything would fit on the same screen just fine
0/10

I'm sorry user, you have a severe case of autism.
Hopefully someone might be able to help you

>rice
>ricing
only literal autists say this

Yo, that's called Gohufont, the 14 pt. version.
The collapsible boxes shouldn't be too hard, what's getting me is the notification and navigation bar.

Y-you are awesome user!

does it make me a hipster or 80 year old?

Ok, since it became a customize android thread, can I get any launcher sugestions? I'm kinda tired of this ZenUI and I cant upgrade Zenfone 2 to the new Android version.

Kek

It already guessed I use smart launcher. Little scary

>always recommends Zedge for wallpapers
>always recommends gboard for keyboard
>picks between three icon packs, three launchers, and maybe a widget that you explicitly tell it you want
This is basically an ad

Which are the three launchers? And the three icon packs?

Website doesnt work for me, like this guy

Peek Launcher
Smart Launcher
Evie Launcher

Delta Icons
Revolution Icons
Cornie Oldie Icons