>2TB iCloud Storage
>Apple gives me HD versions of all my pirate kino
>mfw all music, photos, files are on ALL of my devices
>mfw it required nothing on my part
>mfw I get metal hardware and QHD screens on top of it all
>mfw it's even true UNIX
>>> Sup Forums still pretends they don't want this life
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Rekt
>implying I don't have a macbook already
>implying I wont swap to iPhone when they get a display to rival s8
ITODDLERS
PERPETUALLY
CONTINUALLY
CONSTANTLY
INCESSANTLY
EVERLASTINGLY
UNREMITTINGLY
INTERMINABLY
PERMANENTLY
ETERNALLY
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
UNTIL THE END OF TIME
The only nice thing I can say about apple is that when I had a 6+ I dropped it in a brothel in Bangkok and while the entire screen shattered and was literally hanging off the phone, it still worked for a couple weeks till I got a chink knock off replacement screen put in.
loudest post ITT
What kinda meme is this? Some of the most skilled individuals I've ever met were loud, cocky, in your face assholes who'd call you a retard for slightly messing up even if you had no previous experience
it has nothing to do with skill. it's about composure
>Some of the most skilled individuals I've ever met were loud, cocky, in your face assholes who'd call you a retard for slightly messing up even if you had no previous experience
Those are called "autists".
see :
Then what the fuck is the hate for? If it can just about anything the average Windows machine can do, or better, is it not more skilled then?
My friend was making 50-60k at 22 when he learned how to do Data Recovery. He fits that description to a T. Has a Challenger and has had several LTRs. Considering most of this board has Linux with weebshit as a wallpaper, I find it ironic who is calling who autist
I made at 22(still do but I'm 24 now) 50k a year working in a factory making tail lights for cars. 50k ain't shit and the Challenger is a shit car. I have a used bmw M3 and used Lincoln navigator. Your friend is a fag.
youre still not getting the point. even if the shit in ops pic were all microsoft devices, the whole tooting your own horn says more about your insecurities than staying cool and silent.
>iCloud
Or as I've taken to calling it, NSA plus iCloud
why would i want to purposely suck dicks
>50k in doing a comfy job
>50k in a factory
Really makes you think
So we're getting mad at ads being advertisements? Or shills being shills?
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So? Just don't upload your pedo shit user.
Implying apple isn't the white mans company
This isn't China, factory work isn't hard or unbearable and I'm in a union so I can be the worst employee in the world and they can't fire me. They literally can't even fire me if I tested positive for crack use, they'd have to send me to rehab.
>>mfw all music, photos, files are on ALL of my devices
>>mfw it required nothing on my part
Apparently, this is now a good thing.
iToddlers FUCKING REKT
>le i dont have nothing to hide so i dont have nothing to fear meem
Stay cuck, Timmy
fuck, I should've got the black version
>white
>>mfw it required nothing on my part
You made an iCloud account and gave all your data to Apple.
fpbp
>god
yep, white american confirmed
get back to worshipping your hindu voodoo pajeet
its about modesty
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>2TB iCloud Storage
>Apple gives me HD versions of all my pirate kino
>mfw all music, photos, files are on ALL of my devices
They even keep a copy on their servers.
>mfw it required nothing on my part
Because setting up a backup server is such a hard task these days.
>mfw I get metal hardware and QHD screens on top of it all
Metal hardware means it is cold and unpleasant to touch, it scratches and bends.
High res display is nice though.
>mfw it's even true UNIX
why do people keep saying "it's true UNIX" like it automatically makes it good?
STOP
FUCKING
SHILLING
>>> Shill still pretends s/he's fooling anyone.
Nowhere does it say anything about skill.
I'm 23 and have no job experience nor a degree. I've been considering suicide, but I want to go out with a bang. A big, loud, nationwide news bang.
TB iCloud Storage
literally any cloud service
>>Apple gives me HD versions of all my pirate kino
i don't even know what you're trying to say
>>mfw all music, photos, files are on ALL of my devices
they're literally not. you need a data connection.
>>mfw it required nothing on my part
with an avg upload speed of 50 mbps it would require 233 days to upload 2 TB of data uploading nonstop.
>>mfw I get metal hardware and QHD screens on top of it all
aluminum + glass = drop it once you're done. QHD overrated.
>>mfw it's even true UNIX
kek
>>>> Sup Forums still pretends they don't want this life
fuckin kek
> I've got nothing to say so fuck freedom of speech.
Hang yourself shill.
Allah Ackbar Applel HQ.
>QHD overrated.
Kek
You should put that iPhone up your ass vertically to stretch it and make it look like a pussy.
Things that never happened the post.
they have black macbooks now?
>not using the macbook
is that why straight guys always bitch and whine whenever they see anything gay? :^)
How will mactoddlers ever recover?
Gimped hardware. Next!
>macshit