/cum/ - Canada, United States, and Mexico

Diabetes edition.

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A girl I went on a date with told me her father, Michael Jackson, played shortstop for the Yankees.

There's only one Michael Jackson in MLB history and he's a black pitcher.

She also talked about her thoughts on the Israel-Palestine war (and why Israel deserves more land), her grandparents being in the mafia, some dumb shit about her beating up a guy despite her being like 5'0, her ecstasy addiction that resulted her dropping out of high school, how she could have been an Olympian swimmer if her parents didn't force her to quit, and her colostomy bag.

That was not a fun date and I'm going to turn autistic. Trying to be a normie is dreadful

toez

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>toez

was she cute at least

Nice autistic griil.

imagine if all of that turned out to be true and you met one of the most amazing people on earth

Day 6 of flu

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why is thailand a magnet for retards

be ~free~ my friend, discover your ~soul~

aka i'm a faggot hippy and thailand is the cheapest non-western, non-crazy, not-too-obscure-so-i-can-brag-about-it-to-my-friends, destination

XDDDDD AUSTRIA FLAG NOW XDDDDDDD

>parents in mafia
>violent
>ecstasy addiction
>dropped out of highschool

Truly an amazing person

your gf should set me up with some jobs over fb

suck a nigger dick you faggots

Kill yourself,pizza reject

Get well, bud.

>America

LMAO look at the shitty ass blunt they used in the CBC article about our Cannabis cup

weak af rolling

Thanks, y-you too.

lets give the kid that rolled that a swirlie then push him down the stairs!

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>it's 2016

Did you stop dating that girl with the nice boobies, or is that another German poster?

;3

>tfw you will NEVER EVER EVER have a qt american gf to join the national guard with

t. Latvia

she's no help
just says "apply at international companies it doesn't matter you have no degree"

Grab the diggoo guy with mouse and drag him around your screen.

>ghost DIGGOO :D

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>fat legs
Disgusting.

Is she a university student or something? Idk I don't think its hard to live here without a degree but there's always that resulting uncertainty that you could get pushed out. I would have moved here a few years ago but I don't want to worry about that. I already had some uni credits so the risk didn't seem worth it. There are plenty of girls who would marry you then you can get a PARC though, so it's not like you'd be stuck as an illegitimate worker forever. Get a cute, nice bitch pregnant then stay forever.

Pekka says hello.

she's an aupair

tfw only pleasures in life are eating greasy food and jerking off

yfw scooby poopy?

Are you OK with it if she gets pregnant? Just curious. These CCR (cross-cultural relationship) bitches usually want to stay overseas after they get a taste of it. Sorry for asking so many questions just curious bruh.

My gf follows a girl on FaceBook who did Aupair work in America. She only made like 250$ a month working 45 hours per week. Pretty shitty pay, but then again she wasn't paying rent or for meals, so I guess it's not total shit.

Hi Pekka

Hillary is going to win the presidency

Whoever wins, America loses.

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whoever wins, the rothschilds win

I don't really want to get super serious with her, she just has nice tits and is cool to hang out with.
but she's kinda fixed on staying in europe, already applied for her next aupair thing because she doesn't want to go back home unless her grandma dies and the mother divorces her dad lol
apparently has some shit going on at home
plus she has a useless degree in her opinion and would rather slave away for less than 500euro a month than trying to find something in taiwan

That is really shitty pay.

Rent should be around 1/3 of your monthly pay and food doesn't cost that much, especially not in the US.

Working minimum wage in Canada she could've made that $250 in about a half a week.

it's aupair
they only get "pocket money"

Sounds like a shit deal.

u just don't want to pay for the wall

From my perspective, Taiwanese professional life is pretty shitty for useless degree holders. Their situation is pretty similar to America's. Lots of people with bullshit degrees, and nowhere near enough jobs to employ them all.

Still better than working in a hotel or something making $4 USD per hour. Dearth of opportunities, at least living abroad is a bit spicy and you might get to live out a dream. I'm kinda doing the same thing.

you can live abroad and shit
also (at least in europe) the host family has to pay your language classes, get you a monthly public transport pass etc
plus you'll probably get taken on their family vacation and all
you don't do it to earn money

i'd rather pay for a wall that will make americans prisoners in his own country than living in the NWO

im going to kill myself lol

Don't do that sir. We love you.

please do, canada
ignore the fin

Going to McDonalds tonight, lads.
What should I get?

Diabetes

Pavel Datsyuk is going back to Russia.

Ive been getting this french Mustard spicy chicken burger lately. P good.

how was she going to be an Olympic swimmer with a colostomy bag?

Go to five guys you dumb nigger

There's none in my area :\\

boipussy

I usually just get 2-3 chicken snack wraps since they are cheap, and bretty gud.
Also, not AS horrible for you as lots of their other stuff, but certainly not healthy.

Im becoming a NEET again

god help me

My gf wants to visit Korea. The good Korea, I assume.

seoul is fucking trash

California is probably the best state in the United States. How can others even compare?

agreed

they are objectively middle of the pack

It's cancer. Biggest libcuck "state" in the union.

Of course it is
California hold the biggest Latvian pop out of all the us states

but its not

>all the places where no people exist are red
>all the places where people exist are blue
>"b-but the map is more red!!!!1!!!1!1!1!!11"

Kill yourself. California is Malignant Tumor #1.

aw, he thinks he knows california population size

adorable

Pyongyang 's food is not good

test

yesssssssssss

▶tfw i fell for the meme

Wat are u testing :3?

U luk like a baby

omg thanks for the frontpage guys!

>omg thanks for the frontpage guys!
Here take dis gold

Just wanting to know if I was still banned.
Looks like I'm free to shitpost again.
Yay.

upvoted and shared

you can just type Sup Forums.org/banned

I have it bookmarked

>mfw an american thought being 350 pounds is underweight near me

Y did you delete all the mimes :^(

h-hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos and FUCKING LEAFERS hehe

Hi Australia

Im still not going to watch your sport

PLEASE

I know but I don't want to open a new tab just to see my ban status.
Yes I'm THAT lazy.

Short and Thick dicks are better.

Consider Poiseuille's law. The purpose of a penis is to eliminate urine and eject semen. Let's consider urination first.

A urethra of sizable radius and short length can clearly expel the most urine in the shortest amount of time. The length of time urinating is increased proportionally be the length of the penis. The radius as you can see increases the flow rate by a power of 4, so small increases in the urethral radius leads to dramatic increases in flow.

Semen from most men has similar viscosity. You'll notice that the viscosity does contribute to the equation however we should not consider it as it is generally constant in most situations.

Most orgasms for men typically last between 5 and 22 seconds. During that time he will have several rhythmic pelvic muscle contractions, during which semen is expelled. In order for each of these contractions to be the most efficient, you want the flow (Q) to be maximized. Considering this equation, maximal flow (and maximal semen delivery) is achieved by a urethra of minimal length and maximal radius.

Why even the fuck do southeast Asians use coconut milk for their curries

It is fucking cloyingly sweet

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On that page you are forced to solve the circling captcha

I don't like this.
What happened with "cum lol".
I want "cum lol" back.
Reeee.

Wish me luck lads.

Austria is nice chaps

Amerikkalaine, känädäläine ja meksikolaine

>visit Austria
>go to church

Cannot be fabricated