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the earth is a ferrero rocher edition

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I'm gonna sound fedora but I often think about this and how utterly insignificant we are

we are literally nothing in the universe and it's the biggest sense of nothing imaginable, there is nothing else to compare it to

the universe was here for billions of years before us and it will be here for billions of years after we die, our life isn't even a blink of an eye as far as the universe is concerned

it really troubles me sometimes that nothing we do will matter and life is only transient and death is inevitable, then I remember every other person on the planet is in the same boat and I feel a little better

>hong kong
Someone make a new thread.

The turtle moves

the earth doesn't exist

the earth was made in china, checkmate round earth fags

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Threadly reminder.

>ferrero rocher
FOB

>another JF thread
Real thread where?

I aren't real

I remember watching one of Michael Moore's movies where he implied that the US Constitution is socialist in nature.

if the earth is flat how come theres such a thing as mountains?
checkmate flatfags

>space is expanding into something that isn't space

mind blown lmao xx

Rorke

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>we are literally nothing in the universe and it's the biggest sense of nothing imaginable, there is nothing else to compare it to
except out of all that infinite, we are the only self aware part of it that can contemplate it

she doesn't even look like a slag, she looks like a respectable young lady yet she is having her picture taken like a slag

need to spend £5.40 more to get free amazon delivery :\

any ideas lads?

1 - Thinking TRP is about women and only women
This is probably the most common mistake I have seen in AskTRP. It's really easy to spot. There are too many posters who come in, post some problem, and its blatantly obvious they haven't read the sidebar because the post is littered with things you would never see from someone who has at the very least read the sidebar. As if they think AskTRP is a relationships advice sub like relationshits, OKCupid, AskWomen, etc. As if they assume TRP is some magic philosophy/mindset you adapt to get women to like you more, and its some easy ideology that can be adapted in 15 minutes before the bell rings at school and they see their crush out in the hallway.
I understand AskTRP is an advice sub, but what good is red pill tinted advice going to be if its clear you have no clue what TRP stands for? At the very least read the sidebar and have some ideas on the basic tenets of TRP.
TRP isn't some magic ideology you apply and fix your problems overnight. It's a process. It's a marathon, not a sprint. It's an on going process. There is no "end". You continue to work on yourself. You continue to get better. There is always room to improve. So if you are looking for a quick fix to woo your oneitis, or some kind of a shortcut to get your dick into a girl's pussy, this isn't the place for you. There are plenty of subs on reddit that just give out basic relationship advice.
2 - Not Fucking Lifting
My favorite question to ask posters who clearly fall into violating the first mistake I posted. I'd say 75% of the time, the answer is no, or some kind of hamster as to why they aren't in the gym being serious about lifting. Men, there is a reason why we emphasize lifting so damn much. Besides getting stronger, and getting in shape, and getting a better body, the natural high from testosterone racing through your body can cure a lot of problems. You'd be surprised. Had a bad day? Feel like shit? The gym can cure that.

Then how did you make that post??

you know those bumps on ferrero rochers

why do you think we have mountains

checkmate flatfags

condoms

>just found out this wedding will be 13 hours long


Reeee

Make a new account and get free Prime and Prime Now for one month.

can't wait to order this weekends calzone, loving life

>Not having Prime

FOLT

Condoms

if the earth is round, then why do I live in a flat?

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someone make a new thread. this one is shit.

Just spent the last hour or two plucking the hair on my hands

It's Ramadan, you inconsiderate kaffir bastard

this thread also don't real

>t. autistic 14 year old

My oneitis loves Scandinavia and Norse stuff. I'm going to Denmark. What should I get her?Nothing to expensive or too tacky preferably...

That's what happens when you have too much fat on the brain

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the illuminatus! trilogy

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he had an internet boyfriend that broke up with him after one (1, singular) meeting

Why are you suddenly proud to be a paki?

You dont have to stay all day you mong. Plenty of people will leave after the actual ceremony or midway through the reception. Just make sure you thank the bride and groom and tell them you are tired or some shit

What's habbening...

why would you buy shit for a girl that isn't or will never be your gf

that is pretty much the most beta thing you can do

woah

a 100 pack of black nitrile gloves

i know it doesn't matter but try not to reply

Might as well lad, you can't ever have too many balloons

*gags for a beer*

He's a bender?

literally not a single person cares but you

>this is an actual image from nasa that claims to show the moon orbiting the earth
>people actually believe this is real

AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH

Pack it in you fucking idiot

I'm gaining the slightest suspicion that the tv media is bias to remain

Because I'm madly in love with her and there's a lot more to it

give it up

order it for me then and I'll come round to pick it up x

Fuck off you prat

pretty sure he's """"""""""bi""""""""""

Get back in line you pathetic runt

Proud of being a Muslim =/= Proud of being a paki

Children will be blessed for

Killing Of Educated Adults

Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous

Days Same Earth Rotation.

Practicing Evil ONEness -

Upon Earth Of Quadrants.

Evil Adult Crime VS Youth.

she literally couldn't give two shits about you

cat was sniffing me so I sniffed her back

she doesn't smell of anything

Rasheed

Post cat

Youll look like a creep lmao

Very clean.
I bumped noses with Cat.

I thought she was trying to do that at first but she was just sniffing me

she's just ran off sorry

Earth Has 4 Days In Same 24 Hrs., 1 Day God Was Wrong.

Einstein Was ONEist Brain.

Try My Belly-Button Logic.

No God Knows About 4 Days, It Is Evil To Ignore 4 Days,

Does Your Teacher Know ?

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Just the one that you wanted, yeah? x
*spits* biscum...

Took me a while before I realized this was a man

Brava

>gay tranny is proud to be muslim

anyone want to do me a copy of independence day when its out, i'll pop round and give you a few quid for it

what happens if you book a flight through an aggregator which has a connection between two different airlines, and your first flight is delayed causing you to miss the connection?

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actual map of the earth

you get forced to become a sex slave lad

FUCK can't remember my dads address

I need an arse gf lads

>Remainers
Ahh yes

custodian

>60956650 (Dead)
tippity toppity

lovely

>tfw Jahans got a bf before you

i want dreadlocks but there are no places that i know of that do them in my city

being black in the uk and not living in a major city is hard senpai

Remember when people would tweet #notallmuslims ?

The irony

what are you waiting for to kill them all tbf

There's still hope lads. We might be free this time next week

I'm not gay, I like boys

Are Italians welcome in /brit/ ?

heartwarming anecdote

>july 12th soon

can't wait to go out with the bais, drink some buckie, watch some bonfires and glass some taigs

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>being black
not a an desu

>I'm not gay, I like boys

to be fair they broke up when they actually met
I wouldn't feel too bad

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