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>why no, señorita is not my favourite JT song

really wish i was an r&b singer desu

would be so easy to get women

every woman dreams of getting fucked by an r&b singer

how many threads have we had already today?

The towers, although both vertical, are 34 mm (1.3 inches) farther apart at the top than the bottom due to the curvature of the earth.[14]


ah yes the earth is flat

Kyary

D1J2.Ye though I walk thru thevalley of death I will fear no THOD.Thy rod &staff comfortme even 2 theday of mydeath

my cute gf

look at this fucking dog

just a poorly-built bridge

Wouldn't cross that bridge for my life

I assume you've personally verified this information? Get your scuba gear on and check for us then, melt.

what's JT

Kinder Eggs are the product of recklessly irresponsible parenting

is it the hornace of death that's made him sick?

Creasin'
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unironically enjoying this tune again

HOWEVER.

I know none of you will.

Are you madridlad

>I believe the earth is flat

charli

pic

alri

How do I get into Arnie-core films lads, going to start with Red Heat

ahh yes

reminder that inners are nazis

bloody hell

anyone who supports the concept of houses being converted into flats is a cuck and a degenerate and they deserve the death penalty

every house that has been converted into flats at some point in its history should be knocked down, no one deserves to live in a tainted home

you either live in a purpose build flat or you live in a house, there's no inbetween

look at this humpty dumpty looking motherfucker

>working away from home
>have to spend the next six months living with my co workers

Remain#Jo

Richard O'Brien was great in that. He would make a good but unusual neighbour, the kind you would remark cheerfully about to friends at work.

>The New York City skyline is clearly visible from Harriman State Park’s Bear Mountain 60 miles away. If Earth were a ball 25,000 miles in circumference, viewing from Bear Mountain’s 1,283 foot summit, the Pythagorean Theorem determining distance to the horizon being 1.23 times the square root of the height in feet, the NYC skyline should be invisible behind 170 feet of curved Earth.

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Because of the height of the towers (693 ft or 211 m) and their distance apart (4,260 ft or 1,298 m), the curvature of the Earth's surface had to be taken into account when designing the bridge—the towers are 1 5⁄8 inches (41.275 mm) farther apart at their tops than at their bases; they are not parallel to each other.

>don't you dare!

>NIIIIIIGGGAAAAAHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSS

Alri m8. You doing Independance tonight?

>notification from fb
>21 missed comments and 1 message
*Oh fuck did I upload a dick pic last night?! *
>check fb
>it's just the birthdays I never gave a shit about

Wew lads
Almost shit myself

business idea: bedsits

TWAT

o-oh

If you support brexit, you ARE a racist. Stop trying to deny it.

what time is question time on tonight

pneumonia probably from all the crack he smokes

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Sometimes you just never know who'll be racist next. Now it's the street preachers, who next? Toddlers? People suffering from cyclic vomiting syndrome? Fucking disgraceful

so much this.

proof in the picture

when did I ever deny it

tosser

You missed it bud.

I hope Scotchland leaves the UK so we can have a proper ENGLISH union

>why no, i am not following the euros

oh
how was it

*votes Remain*
ah yes, thank god I'm still sane in this world of insanoids
*leaves booth*
[waving to polling station staff] see you mate! see you, haha!
*staff wave back, female member smiling as she takes a glimpse of my large bulge*

my cute bf edition

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>no russian gf to inject me with krokodil

one chance at life and i blew it

:( na lad, i'm very poor

gonna hit it up when i get some dolla dollas, it'll be my second to last night then so i won't be fussed about striking out

Exemplary post Dave, I'll put in a good word for you with the manager

That isn't racism, it's fact.

state of that lad

how that lad has the gall to insult others is beyond me

hi losers

all me

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really enjoying my Bieber rn

>Why yes, I do enjoy watch a bunch of faggots kick a bag of air around a field

might tell some fat people that diabetes isn't real this week

rate

Sup dawg

someone explain the font meme

>the recession
We're in a recession?

FONC

Christ is this a legit poster? I'm worried about how Yank-tier our political debate seems to be coming

It's not on tonight.

say that again

say that fucking word again and I will unleash bullying hell upon /deutsch/

ah yes the old 'Jo Cox was such an inspiration' tripe being peddled on my facebook

literally no one knew who she was before she kicked the bucket (because she's an MI5 plant)

something else that's just as bad as living in houses converted into flats

living in flats located on the floor above commercial establishments like shops and restaurants

absolutely disgusting

If leaving the EU means the Tories have proper power, why is Dave so desperate for us to stay in the EU

oh he salty

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Ahh you're so fucking tight

Aight fair dos

Remember you can get the free entry if you sign up at the website and arrive before 1.

Why did you go to Madrid anyway? Particular interest in the city, Spain, what? Have you enjoyed it? Have you got with shy Spanish girls yet?

Wish I looked like leafy

>Why yes, I DO find it objectionable to take a willy in the bum now and then

thought it was meant to be postponed and broadcast today instead of earlier

HI LOSER

>oh no I have to spend 5 minutes applying for a visa to visit Spain if we leave the eu what a hassle I'm voting Bremain

>Carmarthenshire
>English
6/10 made me butthurt

ah, fuck

I double ordered hormones

>ordered one batch
>bank contacts me, says the purchase is unusual and asks me to approve
>I approve it
>website contacts me and says order has been cancelled
>I re-order
>the previous order goes through

Guess it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things but fuck, I didn't want to drop 200 quid like this

>implying

I'm glad you like it ;)

No but there a lot of economic hangovers from the recession and post-2008 crash.
Sluggish productivity and wage growth, the recovery's been fairly anemic

Lived above a Thai massage parlour in a shitty area of Liverpool in my second year of uni. It was alri

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>t. once sent my mum in norfolk a postcard from london

Did the false flag work?

>accidentally called oneitis but cancelled immediately

Will she still have got it?

Bear Mountain to the Empire State Building is only 39 miles

the Empire State is 1495 feet above sea level to the top of the antenna

so you would be able to see the tip of the antenna if bear mountain was 64 miles away

even further for the WTC which is 1776 feet high

he might have to make big important decisions for our country instead of letting brussels do it for him

used to ask qts at highschool lunch "Do you REALLY need that?" to get free lunch every once in a while.