ITT: we guess each other's ethnicities

ITT: we guess each other's ethnicities

are you Portuguese?

American

Chinese

Spanish

American generally refers to people who descend from the original British colonists.

Here's a hint, it's not the flag but my surname literally means "moor" and my mom's surname has Latin/Ancient Roman origins.

American

>autist
Aussie.

Not an ethnic group senpai.

Are you american?

I'm pretty sure he's American

It may be a little rude of me to presume this about him from just one photo, but yes the eyes definetely look like those of someone from the American ethnicity.

OP do you have american ancestry?

American

Mexican

NZ

Canadian

American

Polack

Canadian

American

French

Polack

French


Easy as fuck.

Fuck. He's good.

es-tu Français ?

Holy shit. I've only ever told my parents that I'm french!

With what right do you go on shouting that about me on the Internet! Take that down you filthy Finn. Me being french is a secret.

I am sometimes pretty cool!

>having a shitty polyester flag
>not a handcrafted one

What a fucking disgrace. Keep your "muuh ancestry" on the other side of the Atlantic - we have no room for heretics here.

I'm a retail worker/college student desu. When I visit in August I'm actually gonna put down some money on a proper flag though, I can't decide which era but I'm leaning towards the 1485 João II one desu.

Also, before you accuse me of muh heritage, read the rest of the thread. I'm not some açoriano descendant from Rhode Island.

Do get a proper flag if you're going to have one at all, Kevin Mouro.

I'd recommend the 1830 blue-n-white one, if it wasn't for the armillay sphere's absense. It's a fucking must-have in a portuguese flag. And besides, I like the actual one. I'm cool with the red n' green as long as it sports a proper armillary sphere & shield.

Pic related is the banner of the portuguese armed forces.

Hint: not a subhuman turkroach

Everyone here is from Burkina Faso.

Name the capitol of Burkina Faso for me,

If you can then you are from Burkina Faso
If you cannot you have proven to be pretending you are not from Burkina Faso, and therefore you come from Burkina Faso.

Serb/Greek.

i am greek

A greek?

Bavarian?

Russian

Now I see it, you have Vlad Lenin eyebrows

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I'd be quicker to assume you were portuguese than russian any day. I see a lot of guys that look like you walking around the streets here, so I assumed you had your ethnic roots somewhere in the southern bits of Europe.

German/French

idk why you are so proud of being portuguese. I study abroad and I hate telling people im portuguese

PORTUGAL! PORTUGAL! PORTUGAL!

Incorrect

Why?

Do you know any flag shops in/near Lisboa, Sintra, Caldas da Rainha, Évora, or Coimbra?

Alright guys, I don't have any Portuguese blood, I'm just a portuboo.

I'm mostly German, with some Alsatian, Irish, and Scottish. I probably do have a bit of Southern European or even middle eastern though, since my grandfather said something about his father being Italian and my surname literally means "moor" in German.

portuguese have a shitty reputation abroad

You look like you could be the brother of this half irish half italian girl I knew in college.

dude honestly just kys at this point

I really look part Italian? Never heard that. I'm not though.

I don't often dwell in moorish territory, so no. Don't have a clue in the world; google it. And check the north out as well. It's a pity our state has always been so centralized. If only we'd been built up as a strong federalized nation-state...


Never felt anything of the like when I was abroad. People who'd actually been to Portugal before were keener on talking to me and shit after knowing I was portuguese.

Italians don't really have a distinct look IMO, since I've met plenty from the North who look German or French, and I've known Sicilians who could easily pass for Arab. But you do have an odd resemblance to her in particular.

I'm mostly focusing on Central Portugal for this trip since I'm visiting friends in Lx and Óbidos. If I save up my money though I might do the north in 2017 after my friend starts uni there. She and I are thinking of working our way into Spain and then doing some climbing in Picos de Europa or the Pyrenees.

Oh right on

That's cool. Picos de Europa is a great place. If you like snowy mountainous landscapes, I recommend S. Isidro as well. It's pretty close to Picos.

would i pass as a local in ur countrie

North/Central Italian?

Italian? Mexican?

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do you not like germans or what

fucking flag makes this too easy

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Think he thought being a Portuboo was stupid because he's ashamed of his country.

Portuguese come in two varieties: "this is a nice little country that went to shit" and "fuck Portugal, I'm leaving. This place sucks"

cute dog

You definitely match your background. I would probably think you're from Former Yugoslavia, or maybe Poland.

the light prolly makes me look lighter than i am f m l

Tip, I am mixed

damn you look sad, bad day?

you're supposed to be in prison

thats my standard face

kek, yeah some cocaine and shiet

Spanish

It's not him desu
He is some Greek model that went to jail for smuggling cocaine

your surname is moura

>I'm just a portuboo
why

This country hasn't been impressive in centuries

(:

For the last time João I'm not PT, but I'm flattered that you think I am.

Beautiful cities and countryside, best women, most beautiful language in the world while also sounding badass, best food, generally good people, castles, reconquista, fado.

HAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I KNOW YOU,you're that guy that was caught watching hentai in the library

Oh

Flag makes it obvious, but honestly you could pass for basically any European but look most specifically southern.

Explain yourself

And that's how Afonso got expelled from IST

he's just memeing or confused me with someone else

Yeah right...

Why do slovaks look so sad all the time? They either look sad or angry. I spent a few hours in Bratislava last summer and everyone there was good-looking, but there was this general feel of hostility. I took a bus to the airport there and, for like thirty minutes or so, no one said a fucking word. And this was a packed, long-ass bus. My friend tried to cede his seat to an old slovakian lady who was standing beside him and she refused, having preferred to stand for the whole duration of the trip than to accept my friend's kind offering.

Everywhere I went, I saw bydlo and stunningly-beautiful women.

Needless to say, my irresistible iberian charm came to conquer the sights of some of the women there.

but sure go ahead and tell me the hentai story. I've watched worst shit than hentai at the library but i dont think ive gotten caught or if I did nobody confronted me

>worst shit than hentai
kek

wait what the F do i actually look mexican?

No, you don't. You look generically European, but possibly south. I have a lot of Portuguese friends and most are fair skinned, dark haired, and dark eyed.

>I took a bus to the airport there and, for like thirty minutes or so, no one said a fucking word.

this is how i know you are telling the truth

Slovaks dont like foreigners, in this regard i would say we are even worse than polaks or hungarians.

I think I'm white.

yes

heh

Look at that caucasoid skull and non-negro nose
Perfect aryan

Why the fuck? Seriously, I was there for a few hours and I had never felt so unwelcomed before. It's not that my looks gave my foreignness away, it was just the fact that I was speaking another language. The moment we uttered a word in portuguese or english, people would cease their chatter and start eyeing us either inquisitively or menacingly.

They must've thought I was gay or something (I was on a trip with a male friend - just me and him).

People tried to scam us and shit. What a disgrace. On the other hand, though, the women were always pretty receptive. We tried talking to so many people - mainly because we wanted to know where the bus station was. Most of the guidance we received was relayed by women. Most of the men we tried talking to in english just muttered some shit and looked away, save for a few exceptions, such as the guy who tried to scam me at the restaurant.

for same reason why japanese are racist, we are very homogenous society, you basically have only Slovaks living here, lot of Hungarians too, but they are disliked heavily aswell, only Czechs get pass but lot of people dislike them too

I find most people to be nice but im local so yeah, i wouldnt live as foreigner here

Also due to gypsies and refugees brown people have VERY bad reputation, idk how you look but if Fernando Martinez type that may be the cause, but then again southern europeans are liked by people, maybe they just didnt recognize portugese

Let me guess yours. You are Somalian, amiright?

I'm pretty pale, and I was even more so then than I am now, as I had spent that whole summer indoors, and wasn't tanned at all as a result of that.

One thing is for sure, though. I'm brown-haired & brown-eyed with a more "western" look, so that made me stand out, still... if anything, the odd looks were a reaction to my friend's "alternative" clothing. Now that I come to think of it, that's probably the reason behind this shit.

Mówię po angielsku

Chihuahua

Guess my ethnicity

>willy cut

Jewish?

Not an ethnicity

Yes it is fuckwit

Not an argument

American
Yes it is fuckwit
Yes it is fuckwit

K

actually p curious. Ignore the shitty facial hair