/brit/

Cara is mad edition

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korean pop

was NOT paying attention 2bh

korean poop

got debt

posting v. lewd cara because it's saturday night

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kpop

maisie

wish you hadn't hacked my phone desu

#RemainForJo
#DisbandUKIP
#LetThemIn

It's an actual girl
Just a typical weeb

Eventually but hormones and laser are more important

I'll post pics of my hormones when they arrive (2 weeks)

hampering the development my brain

shortening the telomeres

imbalancing the dopamine receptors

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janny chooses this thread as the successor

Witness my return

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does the queen have a TV license?

youtube.com/watch?v=Hw3VFmLlnZE

>it's a Kanye West yodels episode

Cleveland show was bad, but some of the shit they made was surreal

Lads what are the best British talk shows? Preferably about politics

i bought into the meme but after actually looking at her I have concluded that cara is not even good looking desu

>go to make a brew
>the milk is all lumpy and foul-smelling even though it's 4 days till it's use by date

hmmmm....

What if ribena is the same person from Sup Forums that archived all of UTV's posts?

>license

fuck off yank

Gavin and Stacey was the peak of British television

nah she just ignores the threatening letters they send out

heard she told them to fuck off when they wanted to come inspect her property to see if she had a tv in there

set your county please

pic is not reflective of anything (not admitting it's me), 3/4 of the face is covered in beard and shadow

always depresses me when i see fat cunts who could be attractive if they lost weight whereas i just lost the genetic lottery

On Sup Forums, Ribena was a tripfag Man City fan

refuse to believe anything said health related by a fat CUNT

Specific feels?

>Tfw no middle class grew up on a farm and rides horses gf

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nobody knows

it was shit though

Wew the 3 most recent polls on britainelects are all in favour of remain

horse chicks are mental m8

The Jeremy Kyle Show

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me on the left

Having some crumpets famalams

might make you think

you're gonna make a very ugly woman

Wasn't a tripfag but /epl/ was a community much like /brit/

if you insist user

delte pls

imagine being a disappointment lol

*saves your gracious queen*

what was actually so good about it?

it was an average filler comedy that had mediocre actors and writing

>Tfw has a willy gf

haha I cant relate to that at all lol

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>no black bf

You don't know that

I know my face better than you and I have some quite feminine features

Just gotta laser away this beard (gonna book sessions next week) and learn makeup

>willy

William, or penis?

>"Jo Cox's death sparks EU referendum poll surge for Remain as tragedy changes opinion"
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jo-coxs-death-sparks-eu-8226820

h-haha imagine unironically being on Sup Forums on a saturday night

me in the centre

youtube.com/watch?v=ih395-JcvQo

Spent the day with the qt black gf lads

Can't believe she's giving me the time of day haha

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kyary pamyu pamyu

got the need for speed lads

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No they aren't you twat

oh heck you've got the same keyboard as me hahahaha

howling

REALLY regret drinking 1.5L of water. Hope my body turns it to wee soon.

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Recognize what is in your sight, and that which is hidden from you will become plain to you. For there is nothing hidden that will not become manifest.

google "joe cox mp", it shows her on the right as permanently closed

going to eat a comfy dinner while watching a comfy movie and smoking comfy weed

might even bust out my comfy socks too

and theres a comfy mango in the fridge that im eyeing up haha might have that after nightfall hehehe

>FT and The Economist endorsing Remain
>The Sun endorsing Leave

hmm, I wonder which one I should listen to!

Shall I watch King of the Hill or X-Files lads

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wish my arms weren't sticks

well would you look at that

>what was actually so good about it?
>it was an average filler comedy that had mediocre actors and writing

If he wasn't a teacher that'd be legal

Some people stand in that darkness
afraid to step into the light,
Some people need to have somebody
with the edge of surrender insight,

have some sort of a vegetable to get some electrolytes in you and get a bit of salt and drink that down too that way you dont dilute yourself too much

watch K-On!

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I drink far more than that in the 4 hours after my fast opens

I believe it helps me lose weight

Playing Assassins Creed Syndicate lads, really like it. Wish we were great again.

That's a woman, it wouldn't look good even if she lost weight.

dont care

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Israelism

well it fucking was

if you thought it was anything better than alright you have a shitty taste in comedy

If Nature does not wish that weaker individuals should mate with the stronger, she wishes even less that a superior race should intermingle with an inferior one; because in such a case all her efforts, throughout hundreds of thousands of years, to establish an evolutionary higher stage of being, may thus be rendered futile.

looks like not much more than a gram or two, is that amph? where did you get it?
around here the safest way to buy drugs is to contact a seller in TOR and he's gonna make a dead drop for you
my friend wants me to try speed with him
I guess doing it once in a while (like once a month or two) isn't a big deal?

I downed it all in one go

oh fuck, thought it would look good as a man
fuck me

x-files and once you start getting a bit bored of that switch over to king of the hill


thats the best way to organize your night, serious stuff then comedy as the night matures

youtube.com/watch?v=5kUf2XdYBno

Ahh yes.

youtube.com/watch?v=hM_Z57KggdE

me

you're actually doing ramadan haha

what a fucking paki

tried getting this paki to eat a bacon sandwich at work last week for banter he was gagging for it you could see it in his eyes

>People actually put up google reviews

kek Gaynor not impressed.

>Great length
>Awful girth
>Literally a pencil

drinking jack daniels in bed