/brit/

Christianity edition

All are invited.

>"Blessed is the man who does not walk in the counsel of the wicked or stand in the way of sinners or sit in the seat of mockers. But his delight is in the law of the LORD, and on his law he meditates day and night. He is like a tree planted by streams of water, which yields its fruit in season and whose leaf does not wither. Whatever he does prospers."
>Psalm 1:1-3 (NIV)

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cara

korean pop

I've never read the bible. (And I'm french)

What Does that make to you ?

*kicks in the door*

AAAAALRIGHT LADS HOW'S IT GOING

remain is pretty clearly the safest option to pick; i'm just voting leave so that the political scene will be embroiled in chaos, so that i can play the tories against each other and eventually install my own puppet in downing street

that doesnt look very comfortable

maisie

>This triggers the Brazilians
Post this in /luso/ to see their reaction.

it's time to seperate the weak from the obsolete

lads. c-can I stay here? I don't wanna go back

t. Alberto Barbosa

sex drive has been slightly lower but when I do wank its consistently high quality wanks. fairly happy with this tbf.

DESPISE narcissistic women

i'm not looking at what she's sitting on

Why should I have to pay MY taxes for YOUR health.

Pay for YOUR OWN fucking health.
I don't care about YOUR health.
I care about MY health and therefore I will pay for when I get sick and not when YOU get sick.

The NHS is stupid.

my sex drive is very fast
brrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm haha

Not unless you're good at football.

Well, Bongs are bigots.

I hate bigots.

So I hate Bongs?

holding you
couldn't be alone
couldn't be alone
couldn't be alone

loving you
couldn't be alone
couldn't be alone
couldn't be alone
kissing you

holding you
couldn't be alone
couldn't be alone
couldn't be alone

loving you
couldn't be alone
couldn't be alone
couldn't be alone
kissing you

tell me how can you
tell me i belong
tell me i belong

if i trust you
if i trust you
if i trust you
if i trust you

if i trust you
if i trust you
if i trust you
if i trust you

>Job interview on Monday
>Don't have the slightest clue what the job's about

I think I'm just going to skip it.

BREXITERS = MURDERERS

FUCK OFF MURDERERS

Jordanians are based tbqh

POWER STANCE

There is literally nothing wrong with margarita pizza lads

Love when a spaniard posts that

they're pakis you spastic

what image best describes your sex life?

ahh right, well its some sorta hard wooden box thingy, really narrow and doesn't look that nice to sit on, id probably just sit on the floor if i had to choose

would like to kiss her tbqh
would like it a lot

Do you think he whips out his cock before or after his wife gets ready for the succ

is poleaboo actually going to become a girl then????

You are so Verbal.
You should find a lady , Tbh.

miserable

if you dont think you could beat poleaboo in a fight you are a certi pussyole

Kyary

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If we remain I'm literally going to hang myself on Friday lads.

This might be my last week left of life.

you and me buddy
one sea and two or so white cliffs appart

Are we, intellectual sirs, not actively or passively 'producing' more and more words, more books, more articles, ceaselessly refilling the pot-boiler of speech, gorging ourselves on it rather, seizing books and 'experiences', to metamorphose them as quickly as possible into other words, plugging us in here, being plugged in there, just like Mina on her blue squared oilcloth, extending the market and the trade in words of course, but also multiplying the chances of jouissance, scraping up intensities wherever possible, and never being sufficiently dead, for we too are required to go from forty to the hundred a day, and we will never play the whore enough, we will never be dead enough

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>tfw no poleaboo bf
Does poleaboo like strong men with big muscles?

How are you preparing for Brexit lads?

I'm safeguarding my dads allotment and stocking up on bottled water for the inevitable 10000% food price hike.

>hanging yourself

how boring

just got this game lads anyone know if its any good

n-no I swear

I'm gonna wait for England to get knocked out the Euros before I go

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norfolk

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>korean pop

Lads, just got home.
I did it
I got a gf, the boys said she's a 8/10 and those pricks wouldn't lie.
Now what's the next step?

>garlic and herb big dip
Good lad

I like anyone who likes me :)

Looks don't matter

jordanian king is half brit

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Sup dawg?

I like you

Are you a great big fat person?

vote remain pls
you can't leave us alone with the PIGS and Eastern Euros

crashing the plane with no survivors

mental to think that this time 100 years ago lads our age were dying in muddy fields in a world war

haha

let us say no to euro immigrants coming into our country first and we'll think about it

RESIST TEMPTATION
DO NOT RESPOND TO HER

n-no I haven't ate all day

>yanks

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you don't """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""gf""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" a girl in one day
what is the next step of your masterplan?

*him

the referendum which decides the fate of the whole country will actually be decided by one old racist

literally can't make this shit up

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>Brexiters will defend this

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Don't forget you guys still have the French ;)

what is roadman? a wog?

try and have sex with her without your dick going limp

I want to make you happy ;)

is that that aussie guy?

rejected a gay lad that asked me out just now
this must've been how all those girls felt when they did it to me

hmmmmm
*does a ponder*
*does a vodka drink*
*has a think*
*mulls it over*
*muses to himself*

ahh yes, very good

pretty much

nope, but you still have Greece!

progressivness is the new european desu lads

don't know what a roadman is but it's synonymous with "scum"

>gf
>the boys
kys

>implying I haven't been at it for 2 weeks
You're a big FOY

>trying to get a modern version of the davey cameron hug a hoody pic
He's getting desperate

25 YO KHV

YOU'RE MOVE NIGEL

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Need pics of Nige eating with black youths now

next step is to start rejecting girls who come on to you.

its the ultimate form of power and the first step to enlightenment.

its hard but worth it to tap into something higher. good test of discipline and fortitude also.

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*shoves my fanny in your face*

nothing wrong with roadmans desu

You should find a woman too

>
>at it

literally FONT

anime

deport all roadmen

mans doing road ygm