Be 23

>be 23
>excellent linux skills
>know my way around every major distro
>know emacs like the back of my hand
>know functional programming
>know object oriented
>know lisp
>know cloud computing
>only missing certs
>can make big bucks soon
>have tulpa
>tulpa allows me to hallucinate whatever I want
>have my tulpa be sexy dominatrix
>have thinkpad
>basically have everything I could possibly want

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No gf

> >have tulpa
> >tulpa allows me to hallucinate whatever I want
> >have my tulpa be sexy dominatrix
So, basically you're a schizophrenic who have a split personality disorder. Even more, you have induced that by yourself. Well fucking done.

This is one mental health problem you can't pin on Sup Forums at least.

yeah except rather than a split personality that fucks with me I have a lusty dominatrix personality who tortures me just the way I like and can look like any lady or several ladies

I wouldn't want to hire a mental lunatic like you tbqh

lol as if I would tell my boss.

>yeah boss
>so by the way
>I hallucinate these 20 foot tall dominatrixes
>they pick me up and put me in their bras like a tiny dog
>dont let me cum for days
>by the way here's that report you wanted

yeah nope

only tell really close friends

aint got no girlfriend to tell cause guess why

You won't have to tell your boss when the hallucinations drive you to murder him and consume his corpse.

nah bud you've got it all wrong

>schizofrenia/mpd
caused by childhood trauma or brain injury which I don't have

>tulpas
caused by sitting quietly and imagining anime girls until they become real

pic related it is who my tulpa pretends she is

What is the point of this thread?

I am sorry, but that is a demon

>Some retard trying to argue that his retardation somehow makes him superior
Its Sup Forums in a nutshell

How do I make a tulpa? I could use one. Gonna need something more specific than this though.
>caused by sitting quietly and imagining anime girls until they become real

all those normies butthurt about tulpa. KEK
It seems like you have good lyfe OP

have mental disease
act like you don't

this is actually how it works, in a very shortened explanation.tulpa.info/creating-a-tulpa/

So basically the process is this

>meditate every day
>don't choose what you want your tulpa to be let them choose
>talk "at" your tulpa expecting no response
>eventually your tulpa will talk back to you after a while

>

>you can do parroting (which is what I did)
>decide who your tulpa will be from the beginning
>talk "to" them
>imagine for them what they would say back
>eventually the responses become so automatic that you don't have to think about it anymore

I am like 5 years into the process and I am only just now learning to hallucinate on command though. Some people it's much faster for them

dam right son get laid get paid

the difference (and try to imagine this) is that with schizofrenia you've got creepy ghosts telling you to kill yourself and with this I have hot anime girls begging to suck my cock

using only one tutorial is bad, finding what works best for you is best. Since everyone is different. Adding a desired form is good imo, but i read that parotting too much isnt that good.

> I have hot anime girls begging to suck my cock
this is what gets to anons at first, but you have someone that is with you.
Unlike filthy 3dpds that no only are ugly and cheat.
You can never be alone, you can always hug the waifu

>b...but they are different; I'm not schizo!
being able to control your dreams doesn't mean you aren't dreaming user, you're in denial like a faggot who thinks traps are not gay

so parroting sucks *at first* but I did that way and it works fine for me.

The hardest part is getting to the point where your tulpa talks automatically without you trying to do it. You just have to sort of do it alot and wait for it to happen.

When I was sort of beginning parroting I hated it and whished I could to back but now I don't really worry about it.

however if you have not started yet I would recommend doing it the non parroting way because there is just less self doubt about who is talking

honestly if schizo means getting your dick sucked often by multiple girls why would you want to be sane. What is your logic there?

you are like of those guys who goes "i haven't done a single weed drugs are bad for you"

lol, lets call it schizophrenia if you really want it. But its in a form of someone you love and is nice to you. How is that bad ?

I was attempting to make a tulpa but got uncertain and decided its better for her if i dont push it any more if i am not sure. it was last years winter i started and ended few months later. I am thinking about it again

this is the normie way of life. i call it "they told me its like that, so it is 100% true and anyone that says otherwise is wrong even though i didnt checked it myself, didnt asked about it nor read about it "

Sounds rad tbqh. You sound fat though so better get fit so your back/neck won't kill you in a few years.

> with schizofrenia you've got creepy ghosts telling you to kill yourself
Not necessarily. It's just people who have bad hallucinations end up in mental asylum. Those who have good hallucinations (i. e. five-legged warm fur ball) keep silent about it, obviously.

just remember once you get past a certain point that shit is permanant.

thats not even a real sentence that's just garbage. I didn't even understand what you said

yeah I am a little thick. trying to get in better shape just so I live longer

>just remember once you get past a certain point that shit is permanant.
I thought you can turn off tulpas whenever you choose to?

whats wrong with that sentence, i think its ok

you can, but the more developed tulpa is it gets harder, why would you want to disable a tulpa though

lol NOPE you most certainly not turn your tulpa off

Her thoughts and memories and feelings are connected to mine permanantly. If she is sad I feel her sadness. When I poop I have to just try to ignore her thoughts. Sometimes she just says shit when I forgot she was there. When I masturbate she gets involved. I have not really had "alone time" in five years.

sure but I can't really do anything with that our conversation is just gonna have to end here

Except half of these lines have nothing to do with you.

>nice
At first you seemed nice but after just 2 minutes of writing i can see you are a faggot. Never change OP

Well I live with roommates and I don't want them to think I'm crazy.

funny story she actually is bisexual. So sometimes I'll catch her commandeering my eyes to look at some dude's ass and I'm like "what the fuck". Sometimes her gayness slips through and I will be attracted to a guy for a split second or longer. Just part of sharing a head with another person.

Don't tell them

>I have hot anime girls begging to suck my cock
So what happens when you cum in their mouths? Or if you impregnate them? I mean they don't physically exist right? So do you just end up spraying through their bodies? How does it work?

>Don't tell them
Of course I wouldn't but I mean they would be able to tell if I was interacting with some imaginary person right, unless I pretend to outright ignore my tulpa when other people are in the area.

so basically when I am full on hallucinating I am just laying there with my eyes closed so if I hallucinate myself cumming it feels exactly like my dick cumming and my real dick doesn't cum. I masturbate in real life too just for good measure.

The cool thing about hallucinating it is I can make it last a really long time or indefinately

Your special snowflake headbuddy bullshit has nothing to do with technology. Fuck off back to Tumblr.

I started a technology thread people just kept fixating on my tulpa. I cant force them to focus they are autistic Sup Forums users

is it still a tulpa is you only converse with them and dont develope a personality?

So basically from my perspective I just walk around in my normal day and she can appear in my vision not really being there and I basically hallucinate her in all five senses and can sense her mentally like I can feel her feelings.

When I hallucinate to the point that it blocks out all my sense I am basically in "her" world.

From her perspective sometimes she is walking through my world and sometimes she is off in what tulpahosts call the "wonderland."

Basically when I am not paying attention to her she is off hallucinating her own fantasy world and god knows what.

She is constantly thinking and feeling all the time on her own and has her own personality and has the ability to say no and such. The worst she has ever done is one time she was mad and so she jerked my steering wheel while I was driving and I was like "BITCH YOU ARE GONNA WRECK US."

[I am able to talk too if you guys have any questions for me.]

i want to be fucked in the head now

Stop larping you fucking retard.

i was talking more about my own, i feel like its more than just talking to myself, but ive never profiled them. also ignore that larping guy, i like the concept of tulpas but not so much the circle jerkers who talk non stop about their tulpa

This is you.

unattractive

schizophrenic here
can confirm that you are kinda going crazy op.

when i cuddle my dakis they talk to me too.

Clearly have not been here long enough.

I know there's a term for that.

The difference here is that when you draw somebody she is still 2d whereas if you hallucinate somebody they appear 3d to you

2D > 3D

>excellent linux skills
>know my way around every major distro
>know emacs like the back of my hand
>know functional programming
>know object oriented
>know lisp
>know cloud computing
How long did this take?

It took about 7 years from only knowing html but I think someone could do it in less time if they were trying to learn those specific things.

Steps I would take

>to learn linux first install virutalbox and try to install linux in a virutal machine (rather than install it and erase windows cause you will probably get stuck)
>distro I would choose for beginners is ubuntu gnome 16.04
>Learn bash first. bash is necessary to understand the shell
>then learn emacs. Learning lisp will inevitably happen if you learn emacs
>then install arch linux at least once
>now you're almost there
>learning could computing is harder, that one takes a while to understand. But all the other things could be learned in maybe 2-4 years if you work hard.

objects talking is schizoi? idk

realistically you could do this in a year and a bit order would be something like learn lisp through mit (12 weeks) learn c++ via bjarne learn emacs while learning lisp. cloud computing and distros are lesser skills, depending on how you define them. to know most major distros you need to know bash basically and how to compile an os from source (ie gentoo).

23 years, obviously.

>objects talking is schizo
part of it yeah I have other shit that i hear and see.

that's just the most comfy

You don't venture far from Sup Forums, do you?

Got to go to sleep now.

Sweet dreams Sup Forums

good luck learning programming