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felicity edition

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cara

Snoop

maisie

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doesnt maisie look a bit like sheridan smith

Ramadan m8

Bad for your skin

Doing a listen to kpop.

wwwww

feeling down lads

any of you fucks got some gloomy poetry recommendations?

Are Sturgeon

Gf just sent me this

Tories tearing themselves apart could actually benefit the left. Especially if Corbyn manages to keep Labour remotely coherent.

The fallout of a Brexit vote on the Tories will be immense. They may be completely undetectable by 2020, which would be ideal since the only alternative would be Corbyn who lefties love.


A DUPLICATE REPLY PLS LET ME POST

Really makes you think

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watched the warcraft movie lads
was good i rate 7/10

Read some T. S. Eliot my man

"The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" or "The Hollow Men"

Tories are tearing themselves apart regardless , there's no need for the stupidity of handing their hard-right wingers like Gove and Johnson more power

He's a small guy

feetlicity my love

>Read some T. S. Eliot my man

sonnet 29

Gracias amigos for the Sup Forums X extension help

on an old PC because laptop charger broke and couldn't remember how it all worked

Inked Ravens of Despair Claw Holes In The Arse Of The World's Mind

Scrotal threats unhorse a question of flowers
I asked for answers and got a headful of heroin in return
When time fell wanking to the floor

My body disgusts
Damp grease wafts sweatballs
From sweatballs and thigh fungus

A girl strips in my mind
Squeezes my last pumping drop of hope
And rolls me over to sleep alone

I fireball the dead cities of the mind, and watch the skin peel and warp
Of all unhappy bubbles of anal wind
Popping and winking in the mortal bath

Assailed by doubt, wracked by fear
Tossed in a wrecked mucus foam of steamed loathing
Snot trails of lust perforate the bowels of my intent

Might go get a mcdonalds.. Shouldn't really. Not even hungry, just bored.

reminder that the EU is a satanic organisation

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final fantasy x was the best one

Is it true more people are voting remain since Jo Cox or is it bullshit?

>people who already hate Farage are voting to remain
>Still think this ad is a good idea

Ahh yes

Yes this is here edition but the real question is, can she rebel?

putting the benzos in my mouth now

No, polls haven't taken that into account yet

apparently true but not because of her

good post
great post
cheeky post
hmm, i dunno mate post

iktf

getting drunk and eating chocolate tonight purely out of boredom

convinced my parents to vote remain

Yes, the polls swung from leave to remain in the past day or so.

missed my post lad x

I hate Europeans

True. The scales have fallen from the public's eyes now, the British people are fundamentally decent and don't want to be led to their doom by racist fear-mongers like Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson.

its to increase turnout obviously

head hurts
eyes hurt
throat hurts
need to brush the teeth
need to sleep
need to drink (water that is lool)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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hard being me sometimes

>drama about police corruption in Yorkshire during the Ripper case
>ends up being about a paedophile ring

get it together, Yorkshire

I want to fuck British girls, beat them and make them bleed.

fat bastard

Halfway through the year and I've BTFO my record for kissing girls in a year already.

On 9 in 2016. Anyone beating me?

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"diversity" means "fewer white people"

Had sex with THREE human females in as many weeks, lads.

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Mehmet

I'm on zero equalling my record for the past 19 years straight.

I have kissed 26 girls so far this year.

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I got one of them. It is ad hominem personified.

No but I'm set for a new book reading PB, on 25 already

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>Batley & Spen will be a contested by-election, it seems. 'Liberty GB' have announced a candidate.

That's good going.

I've gone on one date, no kisses.. And that's significantly better than any previous year.

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if i dont sort my life out by the end of this year lads i may buy myself some cement boots.

Kissed a few family friends (females) on the cheek, about 3 I think if it counts wink wink

Damn

tbf I had 4 when I was 15 then didn't kiss a girl again until I was 19

still hope for you to blossom lad

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Enjoying my Aeropress, lads. It is quite the marvel of engineering.

why is this pic so funny

>tfw Tommy runs from prison

Sweden uses the Krona not the Euro

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How many have you had sex with? 12 for me so far this year.

Sweden doesn't use the euro you dip

Paul Golding's furious reaction to the Jo Cox attack contained the seeds of his own complicity. Britain First's bombardment of hundreds of thousands of people (many of them intensely gullible or suffering severe mental health problems) with extreme-right propaganda and their glorification of their violent, lawless lynch mob mentality was always going to result in heinous acts of violence being committed.

I am the owner of this gimmick but I haven't used it for absolutely ages so I would be happy for you to use it

Please ask permission in future though

Just shagged a slag behind a pub haha
She was gorgeous

Probably on more than 9 but I don't keep count because I'm not a sad weirdo cunt like you

ive been up approximately 863 vaginal tracts since thursday

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It's never too late

Think I've hugged 5 women this year

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bellend is hummnig of prawn crackers

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you've been busy doctor

seriously? if so then good going

my previous record was 4 and that was in 2015 so i've smashed it this year. thought this sort of thing would die down after i finished uni but it's just got better and better

You should try it.

Huge are so easy to get. Can normally get dozens every night out.

any straight lads here sucked a cock before?

Why always lamp posts? What's wrong with a good, solid oak tree or electricity pylon?

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go back to you basement-dwelling knob

Don't get it

made eye contact with 3 women this year

Fuck off shills

i think i dislike sex.

far too awkward and cringy. all those stupid fucking games you have to play. thought i left all that childish shite behind in school.
just not my thing i guess. which is fine because i've always preferred feeing my mind instead of my cock. far more satisfying.

i should probably get really fat or something so i dont get any more attention from girls.

t. 50 year old man

just tried to wank and my knob just fell apart in my hands
what do i do

change your name to monica