God-tier EDC setups

If money was no object, is this the ultimate Sup Forums setup?

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>13" ultrabook
>high end android
>glock 17
>leatherman wave

>high end
>android
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pleb as fuck desu

If money was no object, I wouldn't even waste my time at computers, those are for suckers.
Tech is the modern day equivalent of opium, an addictive vice for the poor.

Nigger. I would have a beastly tablet, running an RDC client back my own personal render farm, delivered over my own private 5g network, backed up by a swarm of fucking satellites that followed me around the globe for emergencies.

I'd have have my mobile calls diverted to my own personal shop bought nigger, who'd answer the phone and say things like Yes Ma'am, and only forward them to me over same 5gnetwork to my private device.

Meanwhile I'd be facedown in a sea of whores, on my private yacht, having cocaine blown up my asshole by a tram of beautiful midgets.

Now, you mid level retard, notice what in not doing in this scenario. That's buying fucking Apple.

No, my ultimate EDC would be a BlackBerry Passport and a Panasonic Let's Note CF-RZ6

2012 called....

What? Neither of those devices even existed in 2012.

If money was no object I'd get one of those sweet nip only panasonic laptops and some android I guess not locked down toyOS(tm).

lol

You tried too hard to be edgy and went a little overboard.

*cracks my hands* where to start first with this post...

Without looking at costs I would probably be using a Razer Blade Pro and Pixel XL.

>Olight flashlight
>Leatherman Wave
>BlackBerry Passport
>Topeak Alien 2 (muh bike maintenance)
Still looking for a watch though.

I'd commission custom motherboards to fit in pre 2012 thinkpads, modern hardware, even more ports, have the case rebuilt in titanium then have the stock finishes, original IBM logos, dual thinklights, custom keycaps, librebootable with no firmware blobs whatsoever, running temple os as my only operating system with windows vista on a live CD if I need networking.

Have a phone integrated into the motherboard and make calls via a headset. Or not. I don't really think I word be talking to people if money was no object.

>x250
>s7
>mk23

>newest macbook with linux installed and a custom keyboard
>google pixel with copperheadOS
>rolex submariner

I think you may not have been serious about the 'money is no object' though

fuck you, leatherman

No. Stop trying to shill Applel.

Replace that MacBook with a matte black 10.5 iPad Pro. Also matte black 7plus. All carried in a Louis vouitton cross messenger bag

This would be my EDC. + Notebook and nice ass pen.

>glock 17

>iToddler fiddle-shit
More like kys tier

You really don't have to spend a lot of money to get what you need out of a setup.

Fuck you

I am honestly quite content with my EDC. I'd probably get an easily rootable, yet powerful phone.
My momentary zenbook does what i need and i have no use for a heavy laptop in my EDC.
And since macOS is restrictive as shit, i see no purpose in getting it.
Also:
>smartwatch

Not that user but glock 17 gen 4 is what I'm used to and I can start shooting as soon as I draw it

>If money was no object
Librebooted T420 with a fuckhuge GNU sticker
Casio f-91w
nokia 3310

As for a car:
Lifted Volvo 245 with bitch tyres and a roof rack

If only I had the money

>>glock 17
>be american
>gotta carry a lethal weapon with me at all times just incase i got to take a life in order to save my own
>get shot anyway

Wouldn't need to carry a gun if the country were still even 80 percent white.

Why is there a scaffolding above the weight bench? Is bro trying to get guillotined

>not lifting out of fear
breh

>a-and then he said
>high end ANDROID

New iPhone, new Macbook Pro with top of the line specs, a black zippo, a fancy minimalist wallet in black, a black Apple Watch, and some ridiculous minimalist leather bag that hangs at the side (I don't like how I can't keep an eye on my backpack when wearing it). Maybe I'd also carry a little kindle for quick ebook reading when I don't have much space to bust out the laptop, and a hacked 3DS XL for some gaming. A leatherman tool too.

pretty sure americans have always been carrying guns you idiot
pretty sure more people carried guns historically than they do now
little thing called the Wild West

matte black MBP? colorware or something? you'd think apple would've done matte black on their macs by now to match the iPhone 7, their last black mac was the plastic macbook

>2006-2015
>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge
>extremely loose near bottom edge
>overall flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel admitted it's shit and went back to solid non-click touchpads
>still has no real buttons
>relies on pressure sensitive gimmick bullshit
>if you press too lightly or too hard it does something completely different than what you intended
>shit tier 1mm travel chiclet kb
>OSX is a steaming pile of shit with horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a massive heavy 95WHr battery to make up for it
>even XXXTREME GAMER cancer like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Yoga 2 in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats constantly from abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz due to chronic overheating problems
>retina meme for "pros" have have gloss mirror coating impossible to use with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade

>2016+
9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues
youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>ultra shit tier zero travel kb
>keyboard louder than WWII cricket
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>soldered SSD
>tamper tape on battery screws
>applel falls for their own thin meme and uses 54WH battery
>2 hour battery life

howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously
>it's 2017 and moving folders around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?

Nice copypasta

>can't refute a single fact

Mactoddlers BTFO!

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Nope blackberry key one is god tier usability

I never tried to, I was just commenting on that copypasta you've posted for the 10000th time.

Wrong board.

>Nope blackberry key one is god tier usability
it's dead Jim. let it go.

>macOS is restrictive as shit
when will this lie end

What? It just came out.

But that's Apple hardware user. It's nor useful for anything special.

>wanting low powered overheating hardware
why tho?
i don´t care what it looks like
i don´t care how heavy it is
i just want to be able to work in place that are not my home/office
and no i am not a webartisan i do need the laptop to actually perform slightly more

smith & wesson tactical
nexus 6p + bowers & wilkins p7
wallet
keys

don't need a laptop, would only be a letdown with pic related at home

I wish a company other than Apple would set up a similar ecosystem where you could have multiple devices that interact with one another the way an iPhone does with a Mac. It sucks that if you want that level of continuity, you have to get locked into Apple's world.
Windows Phone sucks and Android's only 'desktop' counterpart is Chrome OS.

>nexus 6p
laggy garbage

linux has android tools. KDE just added bluetooth to their android continuity tool.
there are options.

literally no lag whatsoever

>Thinkpad x220, maxed out ram, i7, 1tb solid state drive msata and 4tb samsung 850 sata drive, fingerprint scanner, ac wireless card w/bluetooth, BIOS w/ blacklist removed, 9 cell battery+ that one battery that you plug into the dock connector and the nitrocaster 1080p mod
>Xiaomi Mix with 256gb of memory in black
>1more design piston 2s in black
>iPod classic with rockbox, and hard drive replaced with 1tb worth of micro SD cards in a quad MSD card adapter
>a nomos watch
>obrez with oil filter suppressor with custom leather shoulder holster
>Hugo boss sports jacket to make CC easier
>some expensive ass italian leather card holder wallet filled with rare yu gi oh cards and $7.50 in singles and a quarter, a dime, and two nickels and an American Express Centurion card (wallet would be bottega veneta or some shit like that).
>some expensive leather backpack to hold my autismpad™ in

No one said it had to be practical.

>botnet laptop
>botnet phone
>Im guessing the watch is a botnet too

Oh, this is a troll thread. Good job I actually thought you were serious for a minute there

>botnet
Apple's literally the only major company that doesn't make money from selling people's data. They're also the only company to employ differential privacy. They're also the only company that makes phones with built-in anti-tracking devices. They're also the only company that makes web browsers with built-in machine learning anti-tracking technology.

Stay mad pajeet.

2 rupees have been deposited in your designated shitting street Ranjeet.

replace the DE then
replace the WM then
replace the Icon theme then
run anything not apple approved then
oh you cant can you? fucking idiot

>try to copy google
>fail miserably since applel engineers are pajeets
>try to play off their failure as a selling point to gullible mactoddlers
>pretend they havent been selling off customer data for decades before google even existed
>mactoddlers eat their bullshit up

they talk about emails. and it's funny when all you pajeets keep on posting the same pics all the fucking time yet you claim others are shills.

who's paying you? why are you constantly posting the same troll pics all the time?

I hope someone's paying you because the other option is that your'e just some losers who wastes his life away on things he cannot have.

Underrated as fuck

If money was no object, I would create a fully open source laptop with an open source cpu and open source gpu. Schematics for the motherboard, cpu, gpu, and literally everything would be freely available. Even the 3D CAD files for the case would freely available. CPU might be based on something like OpenSPARC, basically something that already exists and can easily be compiled for.

I would start a company selling these, which would soon destroy Apple and Microsoft, ushering in a new era of computing, the ethics of which will spill into society itself. Needless suffering, war, starvation would all be gone in this new era of cooperation

I already have my ultimate set up

>Surface Pro 2
>Xperia Z5 Compact
>MR-G 8100

Well I could upgrade the Surface but the new ones are too expensive.

Why X220 and not X230? If its the keyboard, pretty sure you can get the X220 keyboard working on a X230 if you try hard enough. This way you get a bit newer CPU. Or are you intentionally avoiding the newer CPU?

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Last time I checked, the 7th row didn't work on the x230 if you swapped the keyboard. Any modified BIOS also needs to be flashed using an EEPROM programmer due to some UEFI security thing. But since it is a money is no object thread, I guess all of that can be easily fixed for the right price.

>highest-end XPS 15 variant
>Pixel 2
>Leatherman Wave
Anything else is pointless.

>Not an x270 with Thunderbolt 3 and an eGPU

nigger the X270 doesn't have thunderbolt. the USB-C is just USB-C.

>x270
dont you have to literally disassemble the entire thing just to remove the keyboard?

I don't need weapons to fuck you up.

If money was no object, I would own the Buckingham Palace, a collection of Cadillac's and Porsche's, a private jet, go to Miami, Dubai and Cancun and fuck some sexy girls in bikini.

You're missing some dongles there.

>If money was no object
You wouldn't need this stuff. Just talk to whoever you want in person.

also
>prole pays for his own monitoring devices

>MY HANDS ARE REGISTERED AS WEAPONS
>I'm a Europoor so I think I'm better than you because I can't have guns and I'd rather spend my time getting butt fucked by sandniggers which I totally accept because my government told me I have to
>I'm totally not crying right now
>I'm happy with my country I swear!!!

Get a life, bin that knife.