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>News
• In case you missed it, the CSG Podcast has returned with Comfy as the host for Episode 2.5 which is now available for re-listening here
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• user posts picture taken with his new phone • user gets a CCCP flask and Benchmade knife replica • user buys up a lot of chink shit and resells it to his female co-workers • user lies about owning a Xiaomi Mousepad, uses picture from AliExpress feedback page • The new RUIZU A50 looks cool • user is happy with his KZ ZS5's • user bricks his phone and with some help from others manages to unbrick it how he bricked it in the first place • user considers making his KZ ZS5 wireless Previous thread

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Im a faggot

Second for bricked phones

I'm trying to revive an old hp g62 that a friend wanted to throw away.
The screen doesn't turn on, after I disassembled it, I found out that the connector of the cable marked in pic related is broken and doesn't have any pins to connect it in the motherboard.
Any idea what is the name of this cable so I can order one online?

Bob

Even when you revive it it's still going to be HP.

another pic for further inspection

these pics are from a working g62 disassembly process I found online

seems like the life span of the xiaomemes is 3 month at best

Got it in October senpai

what happened exactly? Does it have a custom recovery

I know, but it can use it as a seedbox

>bricks it flashing some unofficial pajeet port of Lineage
>I bet xiaomi did this

Something doesn't add up here.

try flashing a different rom if you can access the recovery, copy rom files via adb

I can flash a custom recovery, but the bootloader would still be locked. Can't fix the WiFi without some sort of connection to the internet to show xiaomeme it's my god damn phone.

And Zuk phones last one month before they shit the bed, no wonder Lenovo pulled the plug ;^)

Why didn't you apply for the unlock through Xiaomi first?

I did and do have unlocking privileges, but I can't add my account to my phone so it doesn't block it

Lol no. Zuk Z2 still best performance over cost phone.

Any good phone for $150-$160? No underpowered SD625. Looking at LeEco Le 2 x520 which is $117 for SD652. Is it good? I believe it has Lineage? Any other recommendations?

Are there any cheap handheld 3 axis camera stabilisers? Ta

Also 60 fps cameras? (Not 4k resolution, something smaller)

Bunch of shit came in this week

Ceramic bearing autism, 12 watt led light bulb, 7 watt led bulbs, Micro to micro usb OTG cables, mini DisplayPort to regular DisplayPort adapter, a paracord lacing needle (paracord added for display purposes), a super cheap external HDD case.

Most expensive item was the HDD case @ $3.43 USD.

Spinner gets 3 minute spins. Light bulbs aren't very bright, but that's what I wanted along with cool temps. OTG cables are for the DAC/headphone amp I don't own yet. Lacing needle is for making gay ass hippie bracelets and shit. Adapter is for viewing computer shit on big screen. HDD case is for hard drive that stores .wav files.

Got this shit today:
>VE MONK
>HDMI2AV Adapter
>3.5mm male-to-male cable
>Ugreen 3.5mm female-to-male cable

Yay or Nay?
aliexpress.com/item/Top-Luxury-Brand-New-Mens-Watch-Stainless-Steel-Strap-Automatic-Mechanical-Movement-Back-Glass-AAA-Quality/32808883346.html

what are some good small lamps for book reading

Does anybody have experience with Openelec on RPi 3? Is it better than installing Android on it if I just want to use it for multimedia?

Got this gamepad last week, it's a Gamesir G3s, i didn't reported.

Are EnjoyPBT keycaps any good?

aliexpress.com/item/2016-Hot-Sales-Portable-For-Xiaomi-USB-LED-Light-Bendable-USB-LED-Lamp-5V-1-2W/32609722589.html

aliexpress.com/item/New-arrive-LED-Touch-Switch-USB-light-LED-Light-reading-lamp-notebook-lamp-computer-lamp-for/32248129927.html

I have the pearlescent version of this controller, works pretty bad on the PC since the USB receiver keeps dying randomly. Using a USB cable instead but I wanted something wireless.

Are you using this on the computer? Any better experience than me with the USB receiver?

I have a reverse issue, my WiFi connection keeps getting down because of the Rx and Tx, i can only use when i unplug the receiver.
I used for 4 hours without a issue, where do you plug? Is anything more than your receiver connected in the bus?

KZ ATE or ATR? looking for more bass

I think i just burnt my Raspberry zero, i attached it to a faulty HDMI cable and now it doesnt give any video output.
It does turn on tho, since i can SSH into it
What to do?

Plugging it to the USB3 ports on a laptop, I don't have any USB2 ports otherwise I'd try that. I have a mouse plugged into the other port but I have no issues with WiFi. Seems like while these controllers are cheap, the transmitter is terrible. I think I'll just use the cable for now. Might grab an Xbox One controller down the line since I hear those support Bluetooth on Windows 10.

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2/10 trap, literally closet homo-tier.

I'm not sure what the connector is called, but what you could try is soldering the wires directly to the board if you have nothing to lose. I think that style of connector is a micro molex connector (what appears to be a 2 wire one, something like this maybe? I can't really see the connector in question

aliexpress.com/item/50Sets-2-Pin-Wire-To-Board-Connector/32578545768.html

Take the mobile link, remove the m, and then add one more slash after "item"
Before: m.aliexpress.com/item/32814736724.html

After: aliexpress.com/item//32814736724.html

its a girl

I demand proof.

A girl with a penis, ya

nekolukka.tumblr.com/post/131480047946/in-my-school-uniform-p
i mean i like dicks as much as anyone else, but is a girl.
Now answer my KZ question.

RN3P owner here bought mine from banggood nov last year. Its still working

I'm quite sure that's a dude, m8.

Alright I just saw her pussy, I take my claims back.

I got first link as reading light and it's not that great.
barely helps if it's farther than around 1m.
you have to stick the light straight up because most power banks will easily tip over

it's really not a great choice

either try the second link of user or go for something like
gearbest.com/table-lamps/pp_363779.html

Can you use this on a phone? It's $16 here on an mall store, is it worth it?

Ok, trying again.

This

Looking for a non shitty phone below $150. No SD625.

What are you currently waiting for?

>Raspberry pi clear case with 3.5inch touchscreen
>metal fidget spinner
>usb current tester
>Nes replica controller with usb

how bad is the the sd 625, and what are you planning to do with your phones

how good is the XDuoo X2?

How do chink ssd's run?

Can I ask, to the Americans in this thread.
Why are you buying from the Chinese and fueling their economy. You realize that you are helping bringing down the US economy?
Buy American and help fuel the American economy.

Netac, Kingdian & Drevo are proven to be good.
But can you get it at the right price?

more reason to buy chinese

>Why are you buying from the Chinese and fueling their economy. You realize that you are helping bringing down the US economy?

Because i couldn't give a flying fuck about "muh nationalism".
Also, most "american made" products are assembled in China anyways (iPhones, by example)

Did you got ve monks from alliexpres or from venture electronic site?
I've ordered pair from their site about two months ago and I still don't have them, paypal just gave me my money back. Is it worth to try again to order pair of ve monks?

So when the Chinese are the dominate people and you're learning Mandarin and eating chop sticks, would that 2 dollar wallet from Alibaba really had been worth it?

Everything in America is made in one way or another from China.
If it is not China, it is lower-grade trash from Mexico, South America, Vietnam or India.
There is nothing truly American-made nowadays
(Even software-wise, we are dominated by Pajeets)

There is nothing good about manufacturing in America.
The Costs are high. The Labour laws/unions are eating into your margins and you get 'extorted' by the state.

Current Americans do not want to do menial jobs that Hispanics, Pajeets, Gooks and Chinks do for that amt. of salary (Entitlement). They want to be business-owners/designers/managers not canon fodder.

That is YOUR problem.
Adapt or die nigga

>tfw i enjoy eating with chopstick and learning mandarin atm
yes, fucking worth it

>Adapt or die nigga
So you'd rather lie down like a dog instead of fighting.

好!

What's program do you recommend to check read write speeds on a micro sd card and more importantly confirm the storage on it?

Yes.

>Current Americans do not want to do menial jobs that Hispanics, Pajeets, Gooks and Chinks do for that amt. of salary (Entitlement). They want to be business-owners/designers/managers not canon fodder.


the old meme of "it's your own fault that you don't work for 4$/hour like shitskins from the third world. hurr, your own fault that instead of having teens carry out newspapers, you have 50yo kebabs"


and at the same time be a commie shitlib that's protesting for $15 minimum wage

h2wtest

Either american corps step up their game and make cheaper/better products or they are gonna die.
That's pretty much what capitalism is about.
So yeah, ill enjoy it if that brings better products to the market.

Hush hush doggie.
We already lost to Mexico (NAFTA) & Japan, long before China India, Vietnam & South Korea entered the picture.

If you are not going to be a realist about it, America will fail and die within the next 5 years because you are not addressing the fundamental problems within our system.

Your brand of Cancerous die-hard patriotism is what kills our country and predominance over the world, faster than any other external parties could ever hope to do.

And another retard enters the picture

Ty brother got a 128g for 20$ wanted to check it for him

>Reading this while buying $700 bucks of chinese shit

Feels good man

making the chairman proud, bro.

f2 if you're not a wintard

Ali, totally worth, every penny worth, the sound stage of this ear phone gives you a new experience. You wouldn't regret, when you get it remember this post.

Trips wasted on a mongoloid.

gayms like Valkyria Chronicles
Listening to FLAC
Reading LNs epub

Budget is below $150. No underpowered SD625s

Two 32GB sd cards arrived today, along with a credit card sized... thing.
Any idea what this is?

>EnjoyPBT keycaps
Some dude I know on the internet likes em. Probably a better question for /mkg/.

My best guess is something to help with cable winding.

phone stand?

I just tried it but the shape is unbalanced.

The notches on the side seem to suggest that, but the rest of it doesn't. It might just be some shit from the packing room that fell in.

hype

these guys ship fast, i ordered it today

>getting ass-blasted this hard by a mongoloid

Maybe after all

>two fidget spinners
>fidget cube
>dull/trainer butterfly knife
>NERV bumper sticker/decal
>IEMs

What an ugly phone

What phone?

It looks like every other phone you fucking sperg.
It's the Vernee Apollo X that I won.
Going to use it as a server.

yeah what the fuck user? it just looks like an average phone. you can't even see the back which is where 99% of a phone's visual design lies.

I need a cheap male purse. is chink stiching reliable? which one did you buy?

Don't forget to get a chink chastity cage in a matching hot pink

Any turboautists here with good autism spinners can recommend one that won't break by itself in a couple of days?

I want one to do autismal things but i don't want to wait a month for a thing that will break on the next day.

what's some cool chink electronics things to buy, other than rtl-sdrs, orange pis, and uC's? for example, some cool tools and shit

also, are the orange pis actually worth it if you aren't in the US? (I've heard rpi zeros can be bought in the US for $1 each... but I'm not in the US, so..)

Glucometers
Blood pressure monitor (Manual/Electronic)

Yes they are good since they got better processors than the raspis (but also higher heat output, a heatsink is a good idea). However they also lack support compared to the raspis but it's not a big deal if you have basic linux knowledge.

Any idea why a new SD card would come with a 6MB file called '1.h2w'?

Last modified 04 May 2017, 02:13:10,
6.00 MB (6,291,456 bytes)

No magic bytes just a load of NULs at the head, but I can upload somewhere if you want.

hah, that's a h2wtest file, it's written to SD cards to test their capacity. Chances are your SD card isn't new.

Oh, it's test data from H2testw

Yea, I smell a chinking...

Just saw this on Kimovil, SD652 for $117 is a good buy.

do you know what wifi module is used in the orange pi zeros, and/or if they support monitor mode?

Search for gimbals you dumb fuck.

Does anyone have experience with chink ps2 controllers?
de.aliexpress.com/store/product/Double-Vibration-Joystick-Wired-USB-PC-Controller-For-PC-Computer-Laptop-For-WinXP-Win7-Win8-Win10/1047859_32773698225.html