Go to european high school

>go to european high school
>chad and stacy are mean to you because you're weak and pitiful
>go to american high school
>chad and stacy are nice to you because they're afraid you're going to shoot up the school

>go to Mexican high school
>get kidnapped and dumped in a ditch

Thats wrong. America is a bully nation so they'll bully you for no reason. In Yurop they'll bully you because you're a foreigner.

>go to american high school
>chad and stacy are mean to you because you fat shamed them

>In Yurop they'll bully you because you're a foreigner.
other way round

the foreign kids bully all the sissy-dutch bois

>go to european school
>everything is awesome & you go around snorting flowers out of girls assholes all day

>go to Australian highschool
>Chads and Stacies don't even know who you are

This. Dutch where born to be raped by foreigns

>go to american high school
>become chad because of aussie accent

>the foreign kids bully all the sissy-dutch bois
>United Caliphate
Bullying is haram m8, don't make me call the sharia police.

>chad and stacy are nice to you because they're afraid you're going to shoot up the school

there was a story on Sup Forums about someone actually being in that situation. i bet its a blast.

Not nice :(

>go to German high school
>it's actually used as a housing project for refugees

>go to japanese high school
>chad and stacy are raped by tentacles
>now chad is a girl and stacy has a penis

F-f-fuck you, y-you t-too

10 years later, Stacy is my wife. Chad and I are still good friends. He fucks my wife on the weekends while I watch.

>TheAmericanDream.jpg

What? Info

at least we can all agree that shimakaze-kun>shimakaze-san

still better than getting bitten by a poisonous spider in the middle of the classroom

Do you give a little brojob before ? It's important.

>go to american high school
>get shot

>Go to german high school
>Inmmigrants bully you

>flowers
>not cocaine