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/balk/ anticki edition

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first for only newfags hate xpozed

old

second for unironically xpozed

nah if xposed is the married skellington he's based. can forgive his ponyfaggotry.

how's life in skopje lad

its too fucking hot

Your in the club and this guys rolls with in with his segway and slaps your GF's ass.What do???

Also what the fuck is with this weather.I felt like I was gonna melt at work today and it was only 10 am.

>working on sunday
why weren't you in the club last weekend lad? here we only work monday - friday and minimum wage is €1500-ish. Get involved. I like Bulgars.

match us, fgt

we have iPhones back then, when you were still on the trees

Flee to Eastern Persia and get murdered by my generals.

Balk has really gone to shit ever since Corfu, Alexander and Ros stopped posting.

t. ros

Because I'm gonna go study in 3 months and I need the cash.Most people work 5 days here,but I'm a waiter in a hotel so I gotta go there every day for breakfast.The good thing is only work morning shift,but I gotta wear a white shirt and long pants that make you feel like it's a 100 degrees.

Can you work 4 hours a day at min. wage?

Ae тyкa в швeция бaхти нeгpитe чoeк

>tfw no 16 yr old wannabe punk gf with red hair

How long have you been there?

kvo praish u shveciq

iktfb. good lad for going off and studying.
minimum wage is what u get paid for peasant jobs. it does what it says on the tin. "minimum wage". I was finger-in-the-air estimating at like 40 hours per week tho. I think it's like £7.50 per hour, doing whatever shitty job. But pls come.. As I said Bulgars are based.
better than scat porn i guess

do you like my new trip?

doesn't work, sorry

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post trap from your cunt

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>pls come
And be miserable for the rest of my life? No, thank you.

>can forgive his ponyfaggotry.
i'm not the ponyfag, you dweeb

Kick him off of his segway and then pin him to the ground by putting the segway on top of him weighing him down so he can't get up and then start pissing on his face.

Rate my project

>balkan commonwealth
dude no

Why?

>Moldavia yes
>Albania no

That makes no sense. Either Romania annexes Moldavia or both join.

Transitioning into Denmark, just for a few days. Need to finish uni assignments long overdue. Never going back to Scandinistan t b h

not viable atm. corruption and debt issues

If they want to be part of romania I dont see why not.

I know.Maybe one day it will happen.It's gonna be great.

>Maybe one day it will happen
The EU exists for a reason, you know.

zdr ko pr

n9 ti?

Cucks, how are you?

How are you is what I want to know
/hell/enic Secret Services have told me that you got yourself a little female plaything

>My experiences with this small courage award led me to question whether I was missing something where the heroism of women is concerned. A little peak at the research on the topic confirms that women are far braver than stereotypes of male courage might lead us to believe. If you understand that courage is—essentially—deciding to act even when there is fear, a percieved threat and the outcomes of your actions are uncertain then it makes sense that bravery isn't just about rushing into burning buildings and other physical feats of daring-do. Bravery can include moving to a new town, switching careers, opening a business, sticking up for an underdog, deciding to have children and many other everyday experiences. When framed in this light it suddenly seems possible that bravery is actually a sterotypically feminine concern.
>bravery isn't just about rushing into burning buildings
>Bravery can include moving to a new town, switching careers, opening a business
>bravery is actually a sterotypically feminine concern.
why are feminists bullying my brain?

hello aga effendi how can a humble kuffar like myself be of service?

The EU sucks ass,they couldn't give less shit about us.

I have a gf now. She is cute, good looking and fun to be around but she is in full super relationship mood now and it scares me you know the speed of things.

Maşallah cuck prepare meal for iftar t b h I got guests coming for Ramadan. Pomak Ahmet Effendi needs to be gone for good so poison him t b h.

8/10 very nice

Well I'm getting ready for a trip and that of course means I'm tired as fuck

Try to actually get her to say that she's in a relationship with you then come back with us on the fact that you have a gf
Or she might pull a femfendi on you and consider you her brother or something

BALKANIGGERS
BALKANIGGERS
GO COMMIT GENOCIDE ON ONEANOTHER
WIPE YOURSELVES OUT
BALKANIGGERS
BALKANIGGERS
COMMIT GENOCIDE ON YOURSELF
FUCK YOU BALKANIGGER MUD PEOPLE

>Or she might pull a femfendi on you and consider you her brother or something

No t b h. I may be a beta but not an idiot cuck. It is legit now.

This

Nice post t b h.

n6

Jejjehehehhehehe cuckffendi will be 100% surely cucked within the next 30 days

And then he'll come here posting new stories for us

>"she said that it's not gonna work"
>"gonna kill myself cucks"
pretty much

never forget

Actually quite the opposite this time t b h, I think of telling her to slow down or finish it. It doesn't fell natural for me to see her getting super engaging, calling me all day, telling everything to me, talking to her family about me.

She is also super happy around me personally but it feels weird or after years of being cucked, my confidence is so damaged that I can't believe a girl may love me.

Fuck that shit, I want to die or be a taxi driver living alone t b h.

SCANDINIGGERS
SCANDINIGGERS

GO COMMIT GENOCIDE ON ONEANOTHER

SCANDINIGGERS
SCANDINIGGERS

COMMIT GENOCIDE ON YOURSELF

FUCK YOU SCANDINIGGER SNOW PEOPLE

>inb4 "But Finland isn't in Scandivania" yup

1. Get really attached to her
2. Break it off with her
3. When she begs to come back, take her
4. Treat her as nothing but a fuck object
5. Break it off again, citing you're bored
6. Destroy everyone of her contacts due to your control over her
7. Be mentally abusive to her and let her have no freedom
8. If she reacts negatively, punish her
9. After she's spiraled into severe depression have her kill herself and film a video of herself doing it
10. Post it on /balk/

Nice way to spend your summer, amirite? :DDDDDDD

I don't know who to cheer for today.
Albanians are shameless muslim zergs.
Romanians are shamless and stealing gypsies.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>choosing between albania and romania
>a hard choice
Your life must be a failure.

well it is.
Romania is an enemy. Also gyppos.
Albania is mooslem muslim put.

Last time I checked your country had more gyppos than even ROMAnia.

Actually Turkey has more gypsies than Romania and Bulgaria combined tbqh

stop checking then, islamist.
ROMAnia are gypsies.

>2007

>1,8 million

I highly doubt there are even 300,000 left.

Thanks EU

nu ai idee ce face saracia din om

Adica?

>21 mil.
>endless ressources.
>shorter ottoman slavery.

>STILL FUCKING POOR

You romani people are so funny.

any /tonic water/ masterraces here?

mm gazirana voda s aspirinche
lyubimoto mi

Tapanar

It is not about numbers tho. It is about ratio. We have 70 million people and 700000 çigans are no big deal.

But you have 20 million people

and

1.8 million gyppos.

I don't talk about the gypsies who marry Romanian women because last time I watched a Dani Mocanu it was full of comments by ROMAnian cutes who talks about how hot Dani is and it is a racist thing to bully him because of his çigany ethnics.

Btw, I don't blame them. Love is a reckless thing. I once loved a Kurd girl myself. Nothing wrong with ROMAnians marrying çigans. It is your delusional ways that made me post this. Embrace your çigan identity cuck.

prietenasii din sud sunt facuti pula si tot comenteaza, nu le mai da reply

umri, predatel.

>1/10 of bulgaria is literal cigani

I thought they all came here desu

ROMAnian, stfu.

Hey guys, what's there too see in Sofia and around it? I plan to visit it in September, and I need some good locations to make a plan.

You're one of the reasons /balk/ went to shit

no. I haven't been posting for a week, nigger.

ako sa mas? mas pracu alebo frajerku tu alebo co?

Lyulin, Obelya, north Sofia, Studentski Grad.

Answer me you cunt.

Because /balk/ has been dead-er than usual this week
Plus I didn't say you were the only reason

ludia ti hovoriu a ty autista pises

co robis tam? frajerka pracuje, takze je musim navstivit

bulharka alebo slovenka? kde pracuje ona?

It also caught my eye. /balk/ is bland af nowadays ? Why?

>be Effendi
>open Sup Forums and click on /balk/ asap
>no good stuff so just lurk and leave

Why tho?

We massively left from /balk/
And all the nice, fun posters gave up on it
Some threads ago in /hell/ we actually had a good time with two Tunisians and three Turks, and everything was splendid

That of course will not happen in the /balk/ we have now

Madarka, v jedney madarskej firmy

idete do hor alebo k moru. nema nic v sofii. ale jak mas madarsku frajerku? pamietam si ze slovaci nenaviduju madarov

>september
go to Plovdiv, september is literally the month to do it

kek

PM when you arrive, bby, ill take you around ;]

>Bulgarian """"urban life"""""

Anyway, looks magical t b h. Would make a movie set.

Support a jihadist exploding inside the stadium lmao
win win

Dead /balk/ is dead.

post some shit then

google really did a number on us, doing the street view in february

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Which town is that shit I posted cuck? I would write a screenplay taking place there.

It will be about me and Miro being best buddies and getting pussy and cash in that commieblock ghetto chilling everyday, having comedic moments.

why is your paint in bulgarian

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