Whats the ugliest programming language of all time and why is it javascript?

whats the ugliest programming language of all time and why is it javascript?

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that's jquery, and considering what that code does, it's a pretty clean way to do it

python

Because js don't have consistency

Bash.

$(_ => {

const div = $('div')

div.mouseenter(e => div.fadeTo('fast', 1)).
mouseleave(e => div.fadeTo('fast', 0.5))

})

>pretty clean way to do it
yeah, and it still looks disgusting

jquery is a language for niggers

it can be formatted however you want. if your bash script looks like shit that's on you.

unintuitive as fuck
every language except C was a mistake

js is nice

R is the worst.

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>jquery is a language for niggers

explain

it looks like shit

>whats the ugliest programming language of all time and why is it java
ftfy

python is a lot of stupid things but ugly is just about the only thing that it is not

like is this picture just stylistic choices or do you HAVE to write it like this

oh and clojure is by far the ugliest lisp

jquery isn't a language. it's a library for JS

But C is ugly.

>c++
ugliest programming language.

c++

comparing a shitty language with the best language

notice how the bottom doesn't have a bunch of dollar signs and punctuation ruining it

>Boohoo this doesn't look like the programming language I'm used to

your brackets are retarded though

can't tell if retarded or trolling

>haha look how bad javascript looks
>100% of the example code is using an invasive library to do disgusting DOM shit
Good example fag

JQuery is not a language, though.

Javascript is like a language for consumers

it was made by people who know what they are doing for people who don't. Then they integrate an entire polished development enviroment into every browser by default that makes it so easy it's not even worth doing.

Then they made it even more trivial with that stupid dollarsign libraries

R

Java's pretty readable, it's just verbose

I find Elixir disgusting, also VB6 and Ruby

If coffeescript and typescript count as languages then I say jQuery does too.

I think this is nice and clear, and pretty. So screw you guys.

that's the second dumbest thing I've read today

highest laugh

it's absolutely ugly

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MUMPS

div {
opacity: 0.5;
&:hover { opacity: 1; }
transition: opacity 0.2s ease-in-out;
}

Your mom is ugly. C is perfect.

That's like saying stdio.h is a "language" in the same sense as C.

your ugly anf you're opinion is shit

>tfw I nest my entire program inside a function
and there's nothing you can do to stop me
func doSomething() {
var stepOne: (() -> Void)?
var stepTwo: (() -> Void)?
var substepOne: (() -> Void)?
var substepTwo: (() -> Void)?

stepOne = {
//...
substepOne()
substepTwo()
stepTwo()
}

stepTwo = {
// ...
substepTwo()
}

substepOne = {
//...
}

substepTwo = {
//...
}

stepOne()
}

tfw in callback hell

Just leaving this here :^)

>code written specifically to look bad
>doesn't even look that bad

Callback hell is no longer a problem in js,
learn to use promises and async / await.

Last time I saw Ruby was in RPG Maker ages ago and it didn't seem too bad most of the time. Got any examples? Kinda curious.