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korean pop

Inviting all Brits to the new brit/lgbt/

FOB

cara 2bh lads

*rubs my temple because i literally just wrote out a rather long green text post only to scroll down and see that some dopey cunt made a new thread without emailing me*

>sit down outsid-wait wait wait
>some people don't want to sit down outside
>okay we will hold a referendum on whether or not we will sit down outside
>yes very good it's set for 4 weeks from now
>okay it's getting close now the referendum on whether or not to sit down outside is only 7 days away
>sitting down currently leads by 4 points, with keeping to the status quo of standing trailing with 46
>turn on news while standing
>local MP who was backing the 'standing' camp has been killed by a far-sitting extremist (some sources claimed he yelled 'SITTING FIRST' as he shot her)
>now just 4 days away
>standing is back in the lead with 53

listening to omarion

need a nana gf

Just put another £150 on Brexit. Price will drop soon.

KIM MARSH HAS A SEX TAPE LADS!
KIM MARSH HAS A SEX TAPE LADS!
KIM MARSH HAS A SEX TAPE LADS!
KIM MARSH HAS A SEX TAPE LADS!

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NEED TO SEE THIS but not clicking a daily mail link
Let me know when you've found it lads

I call dibs first

literally this

>not clicking a daily mail link

nice, yeah i didn't even tell them about it til it was over

the were like show us a picture and i was evasive until they stopped asking

going to message some girls tomorrow lads
no one should have to go 2 months without sex

Gas Niggers and Rasheeds?

>Absolutely
>Yes

I'm right wing but the daily mail is just terrible

I went out for drinks with work colleagues last night, the bar had cocktails for 2 for £10. Fine. We all bought our share, many drinks were had. Last drink of the night and the woman I sit opposite to at work, Alison, asked if I wanted a drink. Sure I'd love one, no problem. So we leave, and as we're walking to the taxi place, she says I owe her a fiver for the drink. I think she's joking and laugh it off. Today my boss texted me to say please can you bring in the £5 on Monday because Alison is pissed off. I guess technically I owe her the money but it seems petty to me. If the situation was reversed I'd never ask for the money back, and I earn less that she does! But whatever, it's properly fucked me off. I'm tempted just to stick a £50 note to her desk on Monday and tell her we're settled for life. Am I wrong to be so irritated by this?

>haven't had sex since november

on the up side my 3rd eye is squeaky clean

never even told them

havent stuck it in a girl since october 2bh

bit too spicy 2bh

what the actual fuck is this lmao

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/123450

>I'm right wing but the daily mail is just terrible

never seen this pasta tbf

FOAL

ncis.org.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/FACT-SHEET-Animal-related-deaths-final.pdf

Does anyone know of any left or centre-left economists that are somewhat interesting? Varoufakis has an interesting take on the Euro crisis but his pretty dull and thoughtless when I've heard him talk about anything else

What a cheeky cheapskate bitch tell her to get fucked

play on

>economists
>interesting

wait until they're coming out your bumhole m8 waheeeyyyy

stuff her cunt full of light globes and stomp on her crotch desu lad

>Bath and North East Somerset
looks like you got bummed by the flag guy

I'm an economics student la' so they're interesting to me. I bet I'd find some of your interests right fucking boring.

Anyone get these from Aldi to have as a snack?

Fucking delicious straight out the box.

Keynes
he's a cunt
look to the Austrians pre-1980

Only benders find cars boring though. Are you a bender?

find out If i get in uni any day now

>not knowing who PK is

>Alison, asked if I wanted a drink.

and you didn't bang her?

fukn kek.

I'm not fast enough for this human race

>going to aldi

btec wanker?

Tad rude of her but if she wants it younve gotta cough up.

i didn't notice the nu

don't know what to do with myself lads

Animals are the most oppressed social group.

>Austrians
I'm planning to do a bit of reading up on Schumpter and some of the other austrians for a bit of insight, but I'm a pretty firm Keynesian myself. Anyone he isn't is usually a rorke or a complete autist

Lisicki has shagged like two fat paraletic slags and thinks he's the man top fucking kek
Anyone who is so pathetic that they couldn't shag in the first year of uni should be banished to /britfeel/

the secret to the rat race is that you win by not moving

t. intellectual elite

quite enjoy Escape to the Country

want a tall gf desu lads
5'10 - 6'0 ideally

enjoy your central planning homokike

Also I don't understand the point you tried to make with those links. Are you saying the German nation is dead or alive? Plus the "German nation" is such an elusive concept that it's not exactly the best of examples.
And so what if the EU is becoming the new Soviet Union. That's pretty much the point: a union of states. Just replace communism with capitalism and hopefully skip the part with Stalin. I'm sure that the ex-soviet states in the EU will start making a lot more sound before EU turns into what you seem to fear.

...

thats too tall

Here we are

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Ah yes, well done Brexiters, well done Brexiters
HOWEVER

Not bad is it, some are the places are just gorgeous

>I'm an economics student
howling

As a prelude to this, my family hasn't served a Tuna dinner for as long as I can remember

>family cat of 17 years dies
>she had tuna all the fucking time as cats do
>parents and sisters say their goodbyes
>Sisters cook dinner while I go do some stuff
>Come out for dinner
>sisters have made a Tuna Mornay

Nobody said anything about it but it felt a little wrong to me

Me too
Only if you're a manlet

I'm so used to doing everything with you
Planning everything for two
And now that we're through...

it was actually the cat they cooked

No the secret is to have others move for you

>Keynesianism
>equivalent to central planning
Thank you for once again confirming that, not only do neo-classical macros reject Keynes' ideas, they never attempted to understand them in the first place.

You're literally the economic equivalent of a creationist

thinking of getting drunk and messaging my ex tonight just to tell her i love someone else and she's better looking than her lads

rate this idea /10

Well, desu, me and my bf are both veggie, but we got our former neighbours' Cat since he bonded with us.

A bit lmao of your family, could've gone for something veggie.

Could you make that text any more squished you stupid poof

The EU are working towards removing Article 50 which allows member states to vote to leave the EU

Once they remove this, no one will ever be able to leave.
This referendum is literally the only chance we will ever get

i am of above average height i am not a manlet

I love it when you call me big poppa

>Thank you for once again confirming that, not only do neo-classical macros reject Keynes' ideas, they never attempted to understand them in the first place.
>You're literally the economic equivalent of a creationist

amazing taste desu
im 5'11 (like napoleon was ^_^) and the girl i had the biggest crush on was my size

you will write business ideas for me one day

>Could you make that text any more squished you stupid poof

want a tall gf desu lads
6'7 - 6'9 ideally

used to have a tall gf

then one day she was taller than me

now i have no gf

going down to the shops, you lads need anything?

tights

Shut it midgey
>im 5'11

ran over a cat on my way home just now

probably could have swerved to avoid it but it would have meant scratched all the paint off my car with the twigs and branches at the side of the road

oh well, was probably a stray so fuck it who cares

>tfw no amazon gook gf to bully me

It's 1am you neckarse

>he doesn't live near a 24/7 woolies
LMAO

I just hope that never happens to my Cat, we let him outside all the time.

i wish i was special

GREAT post

>not going checking the collar and calling the family

man up la

>side effects may include drowsiness, mild irritability and instant death

seriously lads tell me if i should do this or not please

let's say you did something bad and had to make a quick escape to latin america, which country would you choose?

ran over a runt on my way home just now

£30,000 for the Kym Marsh sex tape lads, shall we have a quick whip around?

belize

whats the point klol

NEED a brit bf to laugh at my height while stepping on my gonads desu

Petty/10

girl I hit it off with who has a bf has recently turned up in my tinder deck
hatching a plan