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Indochina edition

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Hnnggggh......

Y-YES!

I DO!

I WAN'T IT~!

Tfw Im having a hard time sleeping to exciting for the game tomorrow

I got $700 equivalent bet on the Cavs with our barangay captain as the middleman.

My Asian bf just sent me this...

I can't believe he's cucking me AGAIN

It's raining I can't do my daily walk ;__;

P-Please suck me dry, Sakurahime~

*sucks u dry*

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Hahh~

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*sits on your face*
*shits in your mouth*

No!

Stop!

*takes you hostage for the Moro Islamic Liberation Front*

If you don't let me go this instant, i'll shove this knive to your throat.

Capische?

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I'll. send me your address now

You are filled of shit Flipbong

Anyone in Jakarta want to meet?

nani?

Is your only purpose in life just to irritate me spongebobu?

Meet me at Komplek Graha Pejaten No. 3, Jalan Pejaten Raya, Pasar Minggu, Jakarta Selatan, Daerah Khusus Ibukota Jakarta, Indonesia
My phone number is +62 21 7941658

Castrating Flipbong and making him a trap slut for Niggers

youtube.com/watch?v=IkwaB5m8r-I

SAHUR
SAHUR

I dindu notin I swer, I was taking my daily walk :3

I'll Dindu muffin for all you done to me. This I do out of pity for your existence of being the world biggest cuck

Nope.
It's highly possible that you're either Rapist or Serial Killer.

>My phone number is +62 21 7941658
want to make whatsapp group with me?

pls respond

Is the sentence "That adobo was sarap" correct?
or is it "That adobo was masarap"?

thankyou in advance filipenis

/fr/

Om benis xDDDd

>tfw found a nice that i could bmw with 3% installment for 7 years
>tfw no driver license
reeeee

>Bogan trying to speak Tagalog when Filipinos perfectly know how to speak and understand English
>Bogan trying so hard to score exotic jungle Asian pussy

I just called you but only a fax answered

WHERE R U

>wake up
>go to the cr to take your first piss
>see this
>what do?

>people would only want to learn our language to fuck our women
wrong

grow up desu

Why do you guys watch all this anima shit and why are you such fucking losers?

Yuuna and Marika are the best

Why would you want to fuck a flip when there's so many non-mudslime indo grills available?

for you son/daughter blake?

It's true though, I find it hilarious when whiteys try so hard at Tagalog to impress just to score Flip pussy.

It belongs to my wife's son m80

why arent you at work?

my wife is the breadmaker, I look after her son and clean the house for when she gets home

It's only 7:25am, but I'm on the way to work

Most above 6/10 non manlet white men can fuck flip girls without putting any effort or money in it

>my life is so lousy I have to pretend to be someone else

what's your occupation?

IT sysadmin

Masarap yung adobo

imma it degree student
any advice on what language/anything i should know for it sysadmin?

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English is good but you have already got that covered.

You dont really need a programming language to be a sysadmin, just learn powershell and also learn how to use a Linux shell, it will come in so handy

No Linux gui, learn how to do everything the hard way

Not on the bus, bro

Mitchell car park from Stirling stayshun

why is everything so old, it looks like the 80s

what city?

me english no good
me suck dick good
me love you long time

>learn to do everything
i be damn
i dont know what type of job i should apply once i finish my degree

>old

What looks old? It's a normal city

are you bored?

as of right now
yes

Two dorrar preas gib sucky suck

My advice is don't just focus on a few things, try to learn a little bit about as much as you can, if that makes sense. My older bro introduced me to Linux when I was 11 years old and it has helped me so much at work. There's guys I work with who know sfa about it or are scared they'll break something so won't be comfortable to ssh into a device or appliance and fix it

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>0 stay safety
who want to go on one way trip with me
does sysadmin gib good dorrar dorrar?
or should i find other it related job?

What's for breakfast /asean/?

I'm cooking poached eggs on toast with bolognese sauce

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Indomie. With rice.

wtf

It's getting cold, isn't it?

"Ang sarap naman ng Adobo"

It better be spicy tho.

>poached eggs on toast with bolognese sauce
pic related

what is it?

looks like something to eat during the day not breakfast

ebin, simply ebin

Boiled veggies with peanut sauce

huhhh, that look like a average Vietnamese school girl.

N-Nani?!

But i don't want to!

That's the point :^)

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PINOY PRIDE WORLD WIDE

delet

delet pls don't disrespect

I find the Philippines.. a funny country...

I find Malaysia.. a chink country...

YES

more like sillypenis mirite

haha, nice

Calm down. They are building their physical immunity to diseases at a young age. This is how they become the most powerful race.

JON "FOKIN" SNOW

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why would you bet this much money on sports?

Balato nmen kuya :3

It's a flip thing. (You) wouldn't understand.

I just want to try betting after 6 years after my success back in college.

Tfw I was wasting time studying sports stats instead of my course which in the end was just meme stats back then.

Now I do it for the fun.

Sorry, I'll be greedy this time cause Im planning to buy a PC

>betting money on sports is only a Flip thing

lame

baru

D-DID YOoouuouuUUU JUST CALL ME A SILLYPENIS?!?!!! MUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

tsuuuuuuuuuu

Good taste in waifu

betul betul betul

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I got accepted in college but I got 2nd choice instead, what do?

vietnam belongs to /eas/

fuck off

she's ours