That one lad who has about to make a new BTFO edition
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>l'll never be Brit
why even live
this is the sort of gf i;m after
maisie
taking it slow
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>aha! Now that I have burnt my documents and wont tell you my name (which is the key to defeating me because I'm a fucking gnome or some shit.) I have bested all of your countries laws and you must allow me to stay and claim benefits.
Literally only in fucking limp-wristed, namby-pamby, red-tape Britain would something like this happen.
Can you imagine pulling this shit in China or Israel? You'd probably catch a bullet for "resisting".
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highest number of wanks you've had in a day lads?
6 here
an ugly one?
you're the next worst thing
we're called soft touch Britain for a reason.
im outta here soon as i reckon.
Ah yes, China and Israel. True beacons of democracy and protection of human rights.
Why don't we follow their example and just kill everyone some random on Sup Forums doesn't like the look of.
Daily reminder to vote Leave
i'm an old school nigga
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genuinely have to do at least half of this during my lifetime
why would a well-adjusted self-respecting adult buy Freddos for more than 17p apiece
family members live there, i'm not billionaire
also yeah one of my favourite parts is walking through really steep scree fields where there is no clear defined path.
if you trip or knock one of the rocks, you can cause a mini avalanche.
scary if its really steep as you can slip and fall off the mountain but its well fun too
alps are full of scree fields.
probably about 6 too
Ya'll some stupid ass niggas
>i'm voting labor
>mfw someone my age refers to their 'great-grandfather' in WW2
I automatically presume that you come from a chavvy povo background if there have been that many generations in just a few decades
Dunno, but I've definitely done more than 10 before.
resisting the temptation
>tfw
Is the euro coming home or what?
10
Kym Marsh sex tape where?
>povvo
never heard this in real life
my grandfather was too young to fight in WW2
Arresting them might be a start. Funny how quick you remember your name and place of birth when imprisoned.
Australia does this.
Poleaboo actually applied to several jobs
Might get one
just think, in 2020 we could be using the euro instead of the pound
Going to be filling and sanding walls all day tomorrow. Going to get dusty as fuck. It's going to be shit.
>England
>Winning the Euros
I reckon I have more chance of becoming Pharaoh of Egypt desu senpai
Daily reminder
can you get monica need a word with her
Yes
to Wales
>Funny how quick you remember your name and place of birth when imprisoned
Not necessarily. We have people locked up for over 4 years right now, unable to get them removed because they know eventually a judge will order the government to release them.
just in time for a massive bailout probably
don't care
Just turned the light on in my bathroom and a fucking mouse went running into the hallway lads. Scared the fuck out of me. Don't know where it's gone.
Set up the old expansion drive laddies, found the mega folder torrent which i downloaded ages ago, i dont have the videos though
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Hi!
*winks*
Makes me want to take out a huge loan and gambaru 2bh
give me your fucking work address I will ruin your career
if you actually manage to get a job you paki fuck
I'm a bit conflicted that we're included in Op's picture
On one hand I'm flattered we're included in /brit/, on the other I don't want to be considered part of the UK
the best part of sex isn't cumming
it's completely immersing yourself in another person
the way she draws a soft, shallow breath when you slide your hand up her bra
when you both stop thinking about what you're doing and give yourself over to each other
she claws at your chest in sheer ecstasy
the way she smiles at you as you cum all over her stomach
this is something you virgins will never understand
gonna roll a cheeky spliff
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>no clear defined path
how? I have a breakdown whenever I'm halfway through a trail and the path just disappears and I have to make rough guesses as to where I have to go
>we need to stop relying on dangerous nuclear power and switch to clean, safe renewable energy
>getting run over by your own car.
degenerate cunt
all my flatmates have gone home, comfy
>Aussies can deal with spiders no problem
>scared of A SINGLE MOUSE
Bunch of poofs
You're just Brits in denial. Culturally we're pretty much identical.
Judging by you're flag, you're not going to fare to well living in australia if you're scared by a mouse
just watched last week's game of thrones in preparation for this week's
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i cant love no bitch every single ho is trife
you done scafell la? great one up that haha
If england will not win the Euro, who will?
how does that even happen
you would have to jump out in front of the car while it is still moving
Hey mister!
I'm an official /polska/ approved poster, don't you forget
>human rights
ZOG weapon
Fuck off scum
you'd have to be an idiot to get run over by any car, I was the master of running across the road when I was a kid
>Borders are hard to enforce
Ah yes almost as if they're artificial constructs or something
Seriously, fuck off you paki wanker
you're really just irish in denial who assimilated into a minor germanic migration really
the actual gf
Fuck off scum
human rights are more of an artificial construct than borders
hahaha
Only thing I can think of is if he's took the handbrake off, got out to check the mail and it's rolled down a decline.
Shit way to go.
this. Fucking hate the stuff
Why would you watch that abortion of an episode twice?
They're fast as fuck. Bit spooky if they just run under your legs out of nowhere.
Guess I'll just deal with having a mousebro.
this was my first time viewing it
>read the filename
>don't get tricked
heh
nuthun bersonal la
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one of my favourite Trump videos
>Wales
I thought this meme died when Sturridge scored. Euros are clearly coming home to Belfast.
Well since it's just rocks and boulders and not earth, it means there is no real path. You sort of just zig zag up the scree field until you get to the top.
Also, when I was 16 I was walking across a pretty steep one and tripped but instead of falling over I just put my other foot forward and then started running (like when you start running fast down a hill to stop yourself from falling forwards).
Was unironically running down this fucking steep scree field and there was a drop at the bottom of it so I just let myself fall backwards. Scraped up my whole leg and back but didn't die hahahaha
almost pooed myself tbqh
the golden rule
>tfw my dad lost his virginity at a younger age than me
u wot? u wot?
Just woke up from my nap hehe
Feel like shit
Reading through a bunch of life-tips I saved off Sup Forums the last time I went there (six years ago).
Reading through it reminded me that 7. used to autocorrect to over 9000.
Made me laff for some reason desu senpai
why do you hate him?
>Trump will deport this.
would you allow her as a refugee in your home?
>tfw I'm 4 inches taller than my dad
>older than my dad was when he had me
>still a virgin
Really makes you think...
Jo Cox deserved to die.
t. Rorke
>give me your fucking work address I will ruin your career
why? so you can steal his job?