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That one lad who has about to make a new BTFO edition

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cara

brit/lgbt/

>l'll never be Brit
why even live

this is the sort of gf i;m after

maisie

taking it slow

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>aha! Now that I have burnt my documents and wont tell you my name (which is the key to defeating me because I'm a fucking gnome or some shit.) I have bested all of your countries laws and you must allow me to stay and claim benefits.

Literally only in fucking limp-wristed, namby-pamby, red-tape Britain would something like this happen.

Can you imagine pulling this shit in China or Israel? You'd probably catch a bullet for "resisting".

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highest number of wanks you've had in a day lads?

6 here

an ugly one?

you're the next worst thing

we're called soft touch Britain for a reason.

im outta here soon as i reckon.

Ah yes, China and Israel. True beacons of democracy and protection of human rights.

Why don't we follow their example and just kill everyone some random on Sup Forums doesn't like the look of.

Daily reminder to vote Leave

i'm an old school nigga

23

genuinely have to do at least half of this during my lifetime

why would a well-adjusted self-respecting adult buy Freddos for more than 17p apiece

family members live there, i'm not billionaire

also yeah one of my favourite parts is walking through really steep scree fields where there is no clear defined path.
if you trip or knock one of the rocks, you can cause a mini avalanche.
scary if its really steep as you can slip and fall off the mountain but its well fun too
alps are full of scree fields.

probably about 6 too

Ya'll some stupid ass niggas

>i'm voting labor

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>mfw someone my age refers to their 'great-grandfather' in WW2
I automatically presume that you come from a chavvy povo background if there have been that many generations in just a few decades

Dunno, but I've definitely done more than 10 before.

resisting the temptation

>tfw

Is the euro coming home or what?

10

Kym Marsh sex tape where?

>povvo
never heard this in real life

my grandfather was too young to fight in WW2

Arresting them might be a start. Funny how quick you remember your name and place of birth when imprisoned.

Australia does this.

Poleaboo actually applied to several jobs

Might get one

just think, in 2020 we could be using the euro instead of the pound

Going to be filling and sanding walls all day tomorrow. Going to get dusty as fuck. It's going to be shit.

>England
>Winning the Euros
I reckon I have more chance of becoming Pharaoh of Egypt desu senpai

Daily reminder

can you get monica need a word with her

Yes

to Wales

>Funny how quick you remember your name and place of birth when imprisoned

Not necessarily. We have people locked up for over 4 years right now, unable to get them removed because they know eventually a judge will order the government to release them.

just in time for a massive bailout probably

don't care

Just turned the light on in my bathroom and a fucking mouse went running into the hallway lads. Scared the fuck out of me. Don't know where it's gone.

Set up the old expansion drive laddies, found the mega folder torrent which i downloaded ages ago, i dont have the videos though

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Hi!

*winks*

Makes me want to take out a huge loan and gambaru 2bh

give me your fucking work address I will ruin your career

if you actually manage to get a job you paki fuck

I'm a bit conflicted that we're included in Op's picture

On one hand I'm flattered we're included in /brit/, on the other I don't want to be considered part of the UK

the best part of sex isn't cumming
it's completely immersing yourself in another person
the way she draws a soft, shallow breath when you slide your hand up her bra
when you both stop thinking about what you're doing and give yourself over to each other
she claws at your chest in sheer ecstasy
the way she smiles at you as you cum all over her stomach
this is something you virgins will never understand

gonna roll a cheeky spliff

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>no clear defined path

how? I have a breakdown whenever I'm halfway through a trail and the path just disappears and I have to make rough guesses as to where I have to go

>we need to stop relying on dangerous nuclear power and switch to clean, safe renewable energy

>getting run over by your own car.

degenerate cunt

all my flatmates have gone home, comfy

>Aussies can deal with spiders no problem
>scared of A SINGLE MOUSE

Bunch of poofs

You're just Brits in denial. Culturally we're pretty much identical.

Judging by you're flag, you're not going to fare to well living in australia if you're scared by a mouse

just watched last week's game of thrones in preparation for this week's

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i cant love no bitch every single ho is trife

you done scafell la? great one up that haha

If england will not win the Euro, who will?

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how does that even happen

you would have to jump out in front of the car while it is still moving

Hey mister!

I'm an official /polska/ approved poster, don't you forget

>human rights
ZOG weapon

Fuck off scum

you'd have to be an idiot to get run over by any car, I was the master of running across the road when I was a kid

>Borders are hard to enforce

Ah yes almost as if they're artificial constructs or something

Seriously, fuck off you paki wanker

you're really just irish in denial who assimilated into a minor germanic migration really

the actual gf

Fuck off scum

human rights are more of an artificial construct than borders

hahaha

Only thing I can think of is if he's took the handbrake off, got out to check the mail and it's rolled down a decline.

Shit way to go.

this. Fucking hate the stuff

Why would you watch that abortion of an episode twice?

They're fast as fuck. Bit spooky if they just run under your legs out of nowhere.

Guess I'll just deal with having a mousebro.

this was my first time viewing it

>read the filename
>don't get tricked

heh
nuthun bersonal la

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one of my favourite Trump videos

>Wales
I thought this meme died when Sturridge scored. Euros are clearly coming home to Belfast.

Well since it's just rocks and boulders and not earth, it means there is no real path. You sort of just zig zag up the scree field until you get to the top.
Also, when I was 16 I was walking across a pretty steep one and tripped but instead of falling over I just put my other foot forward and then started running (like when you start running fast down a hill to stop yourself from falling forwards).
Was unironically running down this fucking steep scree field and there was a drop at the bottom of it so I just let myself fall backwards. Scraped up my whole leg and back but didn't die hahahaha
almost pooed myself tbqh

the golden rule

>tfw my dad lost his virginity at a younger age than me

u wot? u wot?

Just woke up from my nap hehe

Feel like shit

Reading through a bunch of life-tips I saved off Sup Forums the last time I went there (six years ago).

Reading through it reminded me that 7. used to autocorrect to over 9000.

Made me laff for some reason desu senpai

why do you hate him?

>Trump will deport this.
would you allow her as a refugee in your home?

>tfw I'm 4 inches taller than my dad

>older than my dad was when he had me
>still a virgin

Really makes you think...

Jo Cox deserved to die.


t. Rorke

>give me your fucking work address I will ruin your career

why? so you can steal his job?