What happens here?
What happens here?
Nothing.
Are you sure?
No such a thing
Bump.
orks, dwarfs and elves fight epic battles
Sheepfucking.
Greenpeace.
Sea Shepherds
Earthquakes.
Kiwis
Wetas
Interspecies procreation.
Sheep related witchcraft. How do you think Lorde was made?
what's going on in this thread?
Fush end chups end sharing ship
All are accurate
good double
Thinks brew
Do you like living in your country?
I'm at ur mum's house so often I pretty much live there though lmoa
No but I would probably like living somewhere else less
You shitpost like an australian
Could you tell me the pros and cons of living in New Zealand?
thanks
No pros, all cons. That's why half of them are here.
The only ones there are the shit ones
Is New Zealand a first world country?
no
Is it true the Maori killed and ate the original natives? I don't know how often this is asked, but I heard about it recently and I suppose I better ask you guys.
No, they're the ones who don't want to have sexual relations with an animal.
No, it's a lie, there are nothing there but orcs.
Apparently it's illegal to grow crops in your garden
Why?
Do you fight them?
>original natives
pros
I've only met one Brazilian in my life
cons
more are thinking of coming
yeah why'd they kill the hobbits?
they were talking shit
>more are thinking of coming
Are you dropping hints at me?
don't even think about it cunt we're full
I was just wondering what the fuck happens in New Zealand, you fuck.
just ask ur mum
Thanks for bumping my thread, asshole
that's what you think (^:
What the fuck happened to her? Royals was a good song.
You're being a right wanker mate
what are you going to do about it fuccboi?
Invite more Brazillians to live here
delet this
I'm going to live in your house and fuck your mother.
Mate I was standing up for you but my wanker friend over here seems to have been right all along
I'm going to live in your house and fuck his mother too.
Where is this? I've never seen it on a map before.
Sorry, it wasn't for you.
How's your mom?
is new zealand also down under?
ask ur mum, she's the expert on down under
She is fine, thank you
Yes, but there the women don't glow and the men don't plunder.
The only men plundering NZ are named Zhang
don't you have a dying political party to run into the ground, winston?
Can you answer this question?
You watch, he'll be next PM
are nz babies also devoured by dingoes on a daily basis?
he'll die before national is even out of government, cap this post
No dingoes aren't allowed here, our babies are instead devoured by islanders
I'm not the user who talked about Lorde, so I don't know what to tell you, good luck with that though.
Is it true that Australians fuck your women?
everyone fucks our women, they have literally been exposed as the loosest in the world
Beautiful girls are nothing in there.
Why?
I went to NZ in my highschool days for study abroad, But literally nothing.
What's your opinion on NZ?
lol was wondering how the chinese were like in new zealand?
most of the 1st and 2nd generation new ones from mainland china are pretty shitty, they are fiercely nationalistic and only speak in their languages. they also do not give a shit if they exclude others and really horrible at integration even in the 1st and 2nd generation. most of them have shitty persnalities, IE guys who look like they are 12 will stare and talk shit in their language.
hongkongers, vietnamese and korean are generally better, most of them born here speak english among themselves in the 1st/2nd generation and hang out with non-asians.
People are kindness, but food and girls are not good.
GROWING YOUR OWN EDIBLE PLANTS IN A GARDEN IS BANNED IN NEW ZEALAND
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHA
Could you tell me the pros and cons of living in NZ?
Why would you grow something in your graden?
why not?
first generation are bros, second generation tend to be the shit ones imo
Because it's banned.
>Pros
Beautiful natures
Comfortable climate
Most people are kindness
>Cons
Not good foods
A bit boring
High prices
How was your highschool days?
lol what happens between that?
i'd imagine 2nd generation typically would be more assimilated.
SLEEP OUT YO!!!
...
>Pros
Few Brazilians in New Zealand.
>Cons
Too many Brazilians in New Zealand.
Second generation inmigrants get the angsty and shit about their grandparents' homeland and experience an identity crisis. I know some chileans in Stockholm that are firstgen and are totally fine and assimilated in the Swedish culture, but oh, the nephews... they look and act like a ghetto niggers and chile chilean chavs mixture.
Just passing by, I hope my post helped.
>be amerifat
>get shot
>going outside
It was good times. But I can't accept their foods because basically foods are literally British one.
Are you hungry right now?
nah, no one lived on nz before the maori
you're thinking of the moriori, who lived on chatham island iirc. maori ate them yeah
>leave china because it's a shithole if you're poor
>work 25 hours a day to give your kids a better life
>take kids back to china, visit the rich parts
>kids think all of china is like that
also they grow up around a*cklanders so they become literal human filth by the time they've finished high school
>Japanese "food"
My grandma caught grasshoppers and sold them for grass roots (grasshopper grossed her out) just so that she wouldn't starve in Japan.
>anecdotes
>What happens here?
Faster internet than Australia
>grasshoppers
This is only rural in Japan. I've never eaten it.
Yeah I knew about Chatham island, interesting stuff that, but I heard tell of some theory that a group not unlike the moriori had inhabited new Zealand proper but that the Maori had killed them all off long before any Europeans got involved.
Anyways not sure how creditable any of it was, just thought I'd see what you lads had to say.
I've heard of that too, it's a meme and 100% not true
t. expert
I'm kind of memeing. Sorry.
It was June 1945 and all the kids were starving on the island because the food ships kept getting sunk.
do you mind if I ask what your expertise is?
I googled it five minutes ago
i can back him up it's true
This is pretty accurate.It's not boring in Auckland or Wellington, but you trade the nice nature for living there.
> Not good foods
We have some very good restaurant and every kind of ethnic food under the sun now, but a lot of home cooking is still the "Meat and veg" British style.
> High Prices
Biggest disadvantage. Property prices are worse than a lot of Western Europe & The US.
Truth
>Property prices are worse than a lot of Western Europe & The US.
stop living in auckland you cuck
Thx lads
Yeah, I saw him google it since we're swapping turns on the computer.