the courier edition
/brit/
cara
wahey haha what even am i
Britannia rules the chans
Sup Forums Sup Forums /r9k/ /lgbt/ /his/ Sup Forums /cgl/ /s4s
>not being a billionaire
Billionaires bring jobs
more like feet edition
Lads
>mfw Brexit actually happens
Pirate Scumbag
business plan: move the entirely of the UK across the atlantic and into the gulf of mexico, then create a new global empire
Business idea: maccys breakfast before work in the morning
gay
Business idea: give the Falklands back
only immigrants are scared of brexit
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Craving those breakfast wraps rn l
the only good part are the hash browns m8
fitzgerald did nothing wrong
Ah yes, I do appreciate the neighbour blasting the inspired sounds of African American ghetto culture.
Ermmm no ;//
just went a week without internet access, feeling a bit insane but also strangely superior to all of you
ok, actually need a GOT stream link, not joking now haha
I like the brexit idea, but later i remember that pirates deserve to get fucked
Poleaboo is gagging for a (you)
Getting bit nervous about starting hormones soon
Sister brought her friend back and now they're in the living room
Brother is sleeping
Nowhere for me to run
Haha :L x
I thought you were a tripfag now
lies
>Sister brought her friend back and now they're in the living room
a bit late?
go and discuss boiz and vaginas with your sister and her friend maybe try on clothes together
>going to reddit
Why
DelETE thIs
Thinking of becoming a marxist lads
but why?
t. Marxist.
If are a trotskyist, then kill yourself with an ice axe
reddit has useful subs for specific things. I personally think GoT is trash but /r/soccerstreams is neat for example
Thought I'd been filtered by some people because of the (you) drought
Sister goes out at night all the time
Goes to shisha bars with her friends and stuff
They're not my kind of girls
They're too paki
why not?
What the fuck did people do before the internet?
*If you are
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Intrigued by it
Think Marx was onto something
What Marxist literature do you recommend?
enjoyed meaning relationships and strived to further their intellectual knowledge through academic pursuits
lmao losers
less people filter than you'd imagine.
they only pretend to filter but then realise trips are a massive part of /brit/ and to filter them would make them miss on an integral part of /brit/
are her friends qt?
went outside
believe me academic pursuits are a lot easier to pursue with the internet
i like britain and british posters
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learned to interact and socialize like normal people through human contact.
jesus christ sounds horrible
sound like fucking nerds lol i look at guys fucking girls in video hahaha NEERRDDSS
>less people filter than you'd imagine.
>they only pretend to filter but then realise trips are a massive part of /brit/ and to filter them would make them miss on an integral part of /brit/
Not him, and not a marxist, but give Monopoly Capital (Baran & Sweezy) and Labor and Monopoly Capital: The Degradation of Work in the Twentieth Century (Braverman) a read. I thought the theories presented were very interesting and kind of gave me a new perspective.
>what happen here never happened
what did they mean by this? why have a disclaimer like that?
Protip: If a girl asks for a ride home from a party, don't rape her
Rich people bring jobs, and invest in new technologies though
they are at the illuminati HQ
and big penises for tory cunts to suck
business plan: stop companies from moving overseas to avoid taxes
What if you want to have sex with her and she won't let you?
big fan of small breasts lads
should i read a book or masturbate?
When something goes bad, remember it is not real capitalism, it is cronyism
capitalism inevitably leads to cronyism
>hmm what will I do with all this money? Definitely not use to bribe politicians!
Do you want to expand your third eye or your jap's eye?
cheers
Just threw up from drinking and got work at 8am haha. Gonna get into bed now and hope for the best
masturbate into a book that you're reading
Nononono it is the state, therefore it is socialism ;)
alri mate?
haha you're fucked
Should I volunteer in a charity shop lads
I'm bored and have nothing to do anymore
Alri
Not really I do this all the time, I'll just suffer for the first couple of hours of work. Only problem is I can't just go to sleep when I get home because I've gotta go watch the England game at 8pm with the lads
gonna go feral lads
dad's gonna FREAK
Abyssal whip drop la's
fuknnn gedddinnn
(on osrs)
why are you taking satisfaction from the other user's misfortune
not nice
we need to go cold turkey
bit mad
to forget my own for a second
Might aswell yeah, should probably aim for an actual job but if you're lacking experience and struggling to find one then definitely. Just being out the house and having a purpose/something to do makes a big difference
Anyone else just get the urge to go nuts and spam memes in real life?
>having friends to watch football with
heh must be nice
>implying I don't already
I use "unironically, top kek, git rekt, rasheed, look at that fucking dog" and many others on a daily basis irl.
No.
Literally going to kill myself at some point
Im not even depressed, im just an evil lazy selfish cunt. I have to kill myself, i fucking deserve to die.
how do you deal with a good friend who's really fun and friendly
always makes you laugh
but then pushes their religion on you all the time
no matter how many times you tell them you respectfully disagree, they think they need to save you and they won't stop trying
i just don't know how to deal with him anymore
i've heard the same exact sentences so many times as he tries to convert me and it's exhausting
i wanna continue being his friend but i don't know how to stop him from trying to get me to join his religion
maybe i need to set him an ultimatum
i have an idea to speed up the vetting process: put tracking microchips in every immigrant who wants to enter the country
Said wew lad in the group chat the other day
Unlucky kid
Same, I'm going to top myself before I'm 30 at least, there's no point in me living over that age
It's Father's Day, Dad deserves to be free
>how do you deal with a good friend
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Scumbag pirates
get him to do things that go against his religion. either he'll stop seeing you or avoid religion all together.
I talk as if I'm on Sup Forums in group chat sometimes, it comes naturally at this point
Mexican poster is so terrible and cringey. Reminder to never reply to him
Poleaboo cousin (same age) is the ultimate cuck
>25 years old
>been in a relationship with a fat white girl for the last 4+ years
>she's really fucking fat and getting fatter every day
>doesn't let cousin visit family, answer questions, make decisions etc on his own
>he pays the rent and bills
>she gets a taxi to uni
>he walks 1 hour and 20 minutes to work
>there rented flat has no furniture
>he's paying for her uni education since she has dropped out of 2 courses (27,000 for 3 years)
>he pays for her to go on holiday to New York, Australia etc (without him)
>she threatens to leave him occasionally
>she doesn't do washing up or cooking either
>all they eat is cereal and soup
>she is a Buddhist, won't convert to Islam
>buying a dog that he will also have to pay for
>his sister has told him that her skinny (blonde white) friend is into him but he isn't interested
>near impossible to get him on his own
>when separated from her he is in constant contact with her over the phone
>are her friends qt?
yup
I like it