/brit/

hmm it says her
edition
do u liek edition?

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cara

you really need a job

noass N O A S S
N
O
T
I
T
S

anime

i really do

sixth for faggit

is joke

reeee :'(

lol

tummy's producing wafts so vile that they didn't come from my own body i'd think something died in my undies hhauaaa

he's a publicist
Suicide Squad™ hits theatres on August 4th

ooo thats my birthday

fuck u german kraut pice od shit

...

>tfw don't work as some social media wanker
would probably be pretty good at that, nearly 24/7 at my computer anyway

what breed of dog is this

happy birthday mate

youtu.be/041nXAAn714?t=187

Well that episode of GoT wasn't too disappointing in terms of plot.

If you look at it in terms of grand strategy it was terrible, though the action was disappointing.

>he doesn't recognize jayden smith's prose

for shame

That episode was pure kino

there are spambots that do it for free

Reeee

I meand tje action was bretty god tbhionest, excuse me

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yea but i could make it a lot more personal ^CL

Ahh, yes.

that's IT!!!!!!!!

*chokeslams you through the thread floor*

take this you fat slob.............

*everyone in /brit/ applauds me*

>tfw 25 years old
>bought a packet of strawberry laces and some fags at tesco earlier
>asks me for ID for the fags
>tell him i'm 25 and show my my ID
>"sorry with you buying these strawberry laces i thought you were a lot younger"

what the fuck man why are tesco employees judging me for being 25 and eating strawberry laces

ahh yes

yes, yes well done
HOWEVER

>Won 5 euros in the casino this weekend

Who /highstakes/ here?

a L I T E R A L bender

wank poo

Destroy that runt

you came for trouble, I came for girls but I still won't hesitate to make it rain with shells

whats on the agenda today lads?

>listen to the JRE while at the gym
>come back and s tudy

ah

A meme dog.

Ahhh yes

*picks the American up*

*throws him through the thread window on the first floor*

*the American lands on the stairs outside, rolls them down and breaks his neck like a priest like it's 1973*

TAKE THIS, DEMON

Predicted this.
You lose.
:^)

sit around in bed and feel miserable

Meant to be addressed to

*sprays you with a hose filled with both Dimethyltryptamine and Lysergic acid diethylamide*
*-youtube.com/watch?v=XR8LFNUr3vw- plays*
*your third eye status? shattered*

watch anime and play videogames
might go out for a burrito for lunch

i fucking hate poker players
worked in a five star hotel and had to prepare and deliver room service for these pigs
no respect
no shame
they were less than human
less than animals
i wish i never see a poker player again
they are worthless scum who got lucky
they don't deserve anything they have or anything they win
they deserve to hang high and struggle for air

>shitpost
>sleep
>wake up
>wank
>shower
>shitpost
>sleep

Predicted you'd predicted it

Back in your box, whelp

Ahhh yes...

Got an interview in 7.5 hours

fug

ah YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

what for la?

Very good post

YAAAAS QUEEEEEN SLAAAY

Ahh yes...

thanks

Job

*head bangers to some rad thrash while listening to some FUCKING thrash and doing some SHITposting*
f*ck yeah

d( =.=)b ~LOSING MYSIGHT, LOSING MY MIND, THIS WHOLE BODY WILL TELL ME IM FINE~ d(=.= )b

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

car started

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466381081231.webm

thoughts?

Lmao bit random

Okay this is the second time I've accidentally on purpose removed the number of the post I'm replying to

Time for bed

NOTHINGS ALRIGHT
NOTHING IS FINE

Calm down Jean Pierre, i haven't said that i won the money at poker.

>mfw the chinese were making 30k euros bets in black jack

>interacting with a yank
Fuck off.

Stfu

wish gookposters would die desu

It was actually directed at you

>>interacting with a yank
>Fuck off.

bit early

janny won't be pleased

what did you expect him to say?
>look no she wont because we're going to make america great again and that doesn't involve race mixing with niggers. 88 heil hitler.

nah lad stya up lmao

wish I wasn;t so fatigued all the time

im just venting
if you only won 5 euros you're not anything of worth desu
and if you're worthless you're not a faggot gambler

ELABORATE YOU TURBO PAKI

...

ACHTUNG
MOVE INTO ZE SHOWER TO CLEAN YOURSELV
*you all shuffle into the showers*
*i put in the canister filled with dimethyltryptamine and lysergic acid diethylamide*
*you all come shuffling out with your third eye razed while jefferson airplanes 'white rabbit' plays in the background*

post toot

not getting any (You)s today
off to sleep methinks

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Stop interacting with yanks you worthless melts. You're encouraging them to post.

A shit retail job

so what

good night

being encouraged

>mate becomes mate with a girl called 'gypsy' on fb
>another mate comments "wouldn't mind a slippery gypsy 8)"

haha
*reflects on that on how it may have all been in my head*
cant be having this
*dives headfirst into a pool of dimethyltryptamine and lysergic acid diethylamide*
*it's no normal pool though it's an olympic training pool with underwater speakers*
*the underwater speakers are playing both jefferson airplane's 'white rabbit' and an episode of the joe rogan podcast*

FOY

You're mad haha

>so what

just go in like you really need to work
as in NEED
they want a slave and they want a slave that will stay
if it's seems like you can't do better in terms of job opportunities it's a plus

hes being encouraged

*encourages the yanks*

How about you dive into my bed? ;)

>you're not anything of worth
Meh... I just wanted to have some fun. I have no intent in being a "gambler". However, it's pretty fuckin easy to make some decent weekend-money with it if you are not a retard.

NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

yank post #8901: feeling encouraged

you're playing blackjack?