>Bailed us out after WW2 when everyone hated our guts >US occupied areas after WW2 Ended up being the most developed >took in millions of German refugees in the 19th century when our cunt was a rural shithole and the 48 Revolution failed >continue to regale us with great entertainment by way of political habbenings, TV shows and films (not movies) >GOAT variety in landscape and ethnicity while we can't even handle a handful of dunecoons
When did you realize the US were literally the best country?
YES YESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH I WISH 1964 NEVER ENDED PLS USA SAVE ME FROM THIS HELLLLLLLLL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Grayson Green
You can be american too.
All we ask for is a token of earth and water.
Jordan Sanchez
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Chase Murphy
YES YESS SYESSS ME AMERICAN YESSS HAHAHAHAHA I AM NOT BRAZILIAN ANYMORE HAHAHAHAHAHA
Carter Reyes
No, Brazilians are not worth saving. I HATE Brazil
Carson Adams
S-stop being so nice to us!
Alexander Davis
YES ME TOO BRAZIL IS SHIT SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT I WOULD SELL EVERYTHING TO NOT BE BRAZILIAN ANYMORE
Julian Edwards
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU REALIZED BRAZIL SHOULD BE THE 51ST STATE
Thomas Morales
NO BRAZIL!
Aiden Ward
I don't like these threads
Samuel Russell
How come?
Mason Torres
I mistrust these Euros It feels like they're mocking us
Hudson Adams
I think germany is pretty cool 2 senpai, would make space program with your scientists again /10
Wyatt Clark
Euros can act all nice they want, but deep down they still hate our guts. Mostly jealousy
Landon Martinez
They are.
Leo Foster
Fuck I forgot one
>tfw that one show on MTV Germany which would play the latest US Hits with German subtitles helped me become fluent more than anything else >tfw Bills by Destiny's Child has taught me more than Shakespeare
Cooper King
FUCK OFF
Henry Mitchell
I'm literally serious m8
I've lived a year in what many Americans would nominate as the worst region in the Country (deep South, AL to be exact) and I still had a blast
If everything pans out with my employer, I might just leave this sinking ship for the Midwest, preferrably MN, but we have a location in WI and CA too, so I'll have to iron out the Details first
Jack Harris
Warum bist du wach?
Isaiah Lee
Well that's the burden for us
When we aren't liberators we're protectors
When we aren't protectors we're helpers
When we aren't helpers we're inspirations
When we aren't inspirations we're advisors
And when we aren't advisors we're a lightning rod for the frustrations of the people.
Just roll with it pal.
Nicholas Foster
But why
Oliver Wood
why are americans so insecure?
James Scott
Muss bald zur Arbeit
>mein Gesicht wenn
Blake Wilson
>enjoying Alabama would not recommend MN or WI tho, basically Finland tier
Matthew Edwards
YOU'RE JUST MOCKING US I KNOW IT
Because Euros will NEVER love us
Owen Jenkins
Try being the worlds most hated nation and you will understand
Nathaniel Brooks
Do you have a sister or hot mom?
Ian Powell
why when we can be one of the most loved nations worldwide, despite being like the 7th economy of the world
William Richardson
people love u only for your bunda and beaches, don't deny it
Blake Carter
Und du gehst schon auf(oder an, ich weiß nicht mit dem Internet) Sup Forums? Es tut mir leid.
Jaxson Garcia
>Liberated us >Saved us from Best Korea >Funded our industrialization projects
Aiden Flores
You're loved because you're not #1 There's too much scrutiny at the top
Joseph Collins
well it's a start, people love america because...
Ethan Sanchez
I doubt it 2bh. Most South Americans don't complain about us being the leader in South America
Hunter Gonzalez
Why the fuck do you think Euros don't love you It's just banter Though it might very well turn into hate should Shillary meddle in Yuro affairs as much as she plans to do
There's nothing wrong with the deep South >well-behaved blacks >great food >interesting history as well as plenty of remnants from the antebellum era >strong Christian Tradition >people are very nice, southern hospitslity is more than a meme
There's nothing wrong with MN or WI either from what I've heard. CA is out of the question for me because I can't deal with the murderous heat
Ian Phillips
S-STOP MAKING FUN OF US!
;_;
Cooper Ross
People love you for the beaches and plastic surgery asses. Otherwise you're a third world nation suffused with poverty and crime
Kevin Murphy
Auf ist richtig
Ja das ist mein Morgenritual, eine Schüssel Müsli und eine Runde Shitposten.
Breakfast of Champions, I only have until 7:20 before I have to hit the Autobahn
Nathan Thomas
guten tag
Adam King
>It's just banter It still hurts me...
>well behaved blacks Nah, they're just lazy and content to live off of welfare without shooting each other
t. Arkansas
David Gray
>can't deal with cali heat (socal is the only really hot part btw) >was in alabama
Cooper Scott
Then why they love us if we are a third world country filled with poverty and crime? And why they hate you guys if you guys are supposedly first world and developed? Wouldn't that be more reasons to hate us?
Ayden Rogers
>There's nothing wrong with the deep South >>well-behaved blacks uhh not really t. southerner
Asher Martinez
Success breeds jealousy
Tyler Diaz
yes, people just hate you because you are successful, people cannot like others if they are successful
Caleb Gray
Ich sehe. Ich hoffe, dass du einen guten Tag hast. Ich würde eine schwere Zeit haben, wenn ich sehr früh aufwecken müsste.
Josiah Jenkins
Glad to see you understand. You can be my legal immigrant anytime, huemonkey.
Angel Hall
Personally, I think it's a good thing the US keeps doing the dirty work around the world.
It costs a fortune and I don't think any country would want to spend that much on dealing with desert people.
So, I thank America for taking care of nuking the right spots in the world. Thanks, America.
Gabriel Cooper
Where do you think I realized heat sucks?
I was in the Montgomery area and felt much safer than in say Chicago or Cleveland
Chase Johnson
Danke! Bist du einer von den Amis, die ab und an in /deutsch/ anwesend sind?
Ian Thompson
As well behaved as they can be >t. Another southerner
Xavier Ross
Luckily the heat and humidity keeps them lazier than northern blacks
Luis Murphy
Only reason you should feel unsafe in Chicago is if you are dumb enough to go into black neighborhoods and if you can't tell when you are entering one then you are blind
Matthew Jones
Ja. Ich frage normalerweise über der Tage der Deutschen. Warum fragst du?
Ian James
Where should I go to learn moonspeak?
Asher Martinez
Ok so I've lived in the deep south all my life and I've got very bad news if you think this place is that great
Just go to Washington or something my man, way better
Oliver Perez
>I was in the Montgomery area and felt much safer than in say Chicago or Cleveland That's because down here they know if they act up everyone will break out grampa's lynching ropes
Luis Martinez
Also Tübingen-user?
In welchem Staat bist du momentan?
Tyler Ward
I live in the lite south (NC) and honestly how can you guys stand it down there? I don't too much like the Northern or Midwest places but I'd much prefer it to say Alabama or most of even South Carolina
Dylan Flores
I don't know, Duolingo perhaps? I've never learnt a foreign language outside of school so I wouldn't know
Which state? I honestly saw nothing wrong with AL, it was pretty comfy Of course I was only there on exchange so that may have skewed my view
Ryder Phillips
Haha, das war nur gestern und ich heiße schon das? Ich wohne in NC
Kayden Powell
>I don't know, Duolingo perhaps? Alright. How receptive are Germans towards foreigners trying to learn their language?
Also, the South is just really fucking poor. That's why people think it sucks here
Angel Gomez
Kek, gestern war das erste Mal in ca 1 Monat, dass ich /deutsch/ besucht habe. Da bist du mir halt in Erinnerung geblieben
Anyway, I'm off to work, gotta beat the morning traffic the Autobahn sucks at this time in the AM Hopefully I'll be able to sway my employer's opinion on where I could work abroad, I'd much rather live in the Twin Cities in MN than Milwaukee to be desu
Jose Hill
We love hearing foreigners attempt to converse in German. It's not the easiest language so no hard feelings if you don't master if right off the bat.
Bonus points if you have an accent (American works perfectly), extra bonus points if you're fluent with an accent
Jayden Foster
Tschüss! I'd try to stay out of the Midwest as much as you can unless you are going to a place with a lot of big cities and some sort of landscape. It is a real snooze-fest otherwise
Daniel Collins
lol luv dat persecution complex.
Juan Barnes
North Florida, Alabama border, literally the deepest of the deep south
You do not want to end up here, take my advice, do NOT listen to every fucking retard on Sup Forums who says the south is great because "muh conservatism, muh christianity, muh well behaved niggers"
The south is objectively, measurably the worst place in the country. Go to Utah or Washington if you like nature and want to live in a good state, or to California if you like civilization
Please, please just trust me on this
Hunter Rodriguez
literally explains SJWs, war on Iraq, Trump and all that other american shit
Carter Wright
>The south is objectively, measurably the worst place in the country. West Virginia is tied
Alright, thanks m8
Christopher Thompson
luv ya all
Julian Bell
West Virginia is southern
Gabriel Miller
That's pretty gay
Tyler Perez
See, this is why we suspect flattery is a ruse.
Blake Cox
>r to California if you like civilization NOONONONONONONONONONONONO
Jayden King
>Murdered millions in Vietnam and lost anyways >Murdered hundreds of thousands of civilians in Afghanistan in response to the acts of a criminal, non state organization >Invaded Iraq because....FUCK EM! YEAAAAH! AMERICA! >Created ISIS and the many other terrorist organizations that now plague the middle east and the world >Allows its corporations to pillage the world of its resources while destabilizing global food prices causing mass starvation and famine worldwide >The only major power in the world to not truly recognize the threat of climate change >The country is run by private interests and the people are little more than consumers that prop up their overlords Truly the greatest country on Earth.
Luis Hill
>and lost anyways There was peace when we left, we only lost because we refused to go back
Logan Gomez
Not hearing any kind of counterpoint to what I was saying hue.
David Ross
Like I said, don't listen to people like this, NorCal is a beautiful place and SoCal is fun as shit, Sup Forums just doesn't like that it's liberal and not 100% white
Jayden Kelly
It's always a fucking canadian
Mason Gray
No, I hate the city dwellers because they're cunts
NorCal is pretty based though
Levi Fisher
You ever even been there? It's mostly just Asians
I guess hollywood has some annoying wannabe actor/actress types? But honestly I thought this too until I went, everybody is pretty normal, just a little more asian
That being said edm culture is huge there which is douchey as fuck
Bentley Hernandez
Why are Americans so unoriginal and stupid?
Gavin Gomez
>You ever even been there? I've been to San Francisco and San Diego and the people were nice, but Californians tend to turn into cunts as soon as they touch a computer
Why are you such a pathetic self hater?
Ryan King
>but Californians tend to turn into cunts as soon as they touch a computer
So does literally everybody
Been to both as well, the people were more "normal" in sd for sure but sf has lots of fun types, also lots of amazing canto food
guess you'd be dealing with the occasional radfem more often but it's not hard to ignore
Brandon Russell
Fuck USA
Death To USA
Burn You Zionist Slave
Burn
Luke White
WTF? I LOVE POLAND
Logan Mitchell
>Why are you such a pathetic self hater? I don't know. Why do you guys do this "take an existing thread showing a country in a positive light and replace cunt with USA"? As if we were actually the fucking best.
Seriously, all this attention whoring is giving everyone a headache.
>Why do you guys do this "take an existing thread showing a country in a positive light and replace cunt with USA"? This is an American appreciation thread you dingus
Nathan Bailey
>Ivan detected
Jackson Lewis
...
Ayden Ortiz
t Radioactive Takeshi
Dont drink any water bro, it's chernobyl quality
Kayden Bell
You gave us Kpop. Even trade.
Samuel Rogers
What is the most religious U.S. state?
a state that has many people who believe in god.
where there are very few atheists
Colton Richardson
bump from work
>tfw will have to stay here until 4 PM
Not that bad, at least I get to fuck around online
Jack Green
Los gringos son cabrones, jajajajaja.
Tyler Jones
Thank you for the godly combination of beer, brats, and sauerkraut on a Friday night.
I love you.
Wyatt Foster
Most of the south, though probably mississippi
mississippi always takes the cake for shitty qualities