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hong is a mong edition

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I am a pretty lady

still chuckling over British options being remain or leave

good edition

youtube.com/watch?v=sRp9hdP96Vg&user=Rebel Media

unironically think thailads website is nasty lads

went on it and been closin weird processes since

>Baroness Warsi switching from leave to remain

>I am morally against the EU and think Britain will be better off out but I'm now voting remain because I don't like the tactics of Leave

Ah yes.
Something tells me she was never really part of the leave campaign

don't want to wear a coat or use an umbrella so I hope it stops raining

would be happy to disclose source if I felt it was necessary.

What are the process names?

Just another ego maniac wanting some attention

I have arrived

I'm so fucked

doxxed

I wish I knew french

not yet!

If you tilt an umbrella forward a bit you can stare at girls legs but they can't see where you're looking

Remain have been lovely though.

Properly scared about ww3 ngl

errr.... remain???

hmm

was a virtual keyboard a while ago now files and stuff
naughty thailad

Have unironically started collecting and saving porn images onto my computer. Some of which I intend to edit to create fictional fetishist fantasy stories.

Not a good direction.

youtube.com/watch?v=FIjdYk-wKtQ

>tfw no happy dancing kgf to walk with me to work

Are you just lying or are you genuinely convinced my website has something to do with that?

Can't tell if that tweet is sarcastic or not. Also who is Lauren Southern

I don't feel anything either way.

thailad's website is thailad.zz.mu for those who didn't know

Feel free to steal my line

i'm pretty tired 2bh lad, i'm fairly sure ur just in it for the gimmicks but its Sup Forums yana

annoyed because i wanted to reply to a post in the old thread but it would just be awkward now

I heard he was once part of the so called 'Anonymous'

be careful

She's a news reporter

So is Britain going to leave the EU? Please say yes

'No'
Brexit is full of hate and xenophobia

bedside lamp is a little bit too bright

no

racist

It's okay, he knows you meant to.

Been up literally all night with chronic stomach pains, shitting every five minutes, then this morning there was black bits in my shit. Covred in sweat, but feel really cold, keep getting shivers. Am I going to die? Sure feels that way.

Good morning, foul puppets.

In this day and age, if I were running browser exploits on a site like this which I've maintained for well over a year without any kind of actual red flag, I'd need to be some kind of wizard.

Any lad with any idea could check the client side source to see there's nothing dodgy.

Scenario: You're the last person on earth. What do you do? How long do you think you'd last before you kill yourself?

You are all subhumans

>'Brexit' will only benefit the rich
>All the rich people coming out in favour of 'Bremain'
???

Extremely unlikely tbqh
Same with Trump getting elected

I'd love to see both happen as it would signal changing tides and the beginning of the end of neoliberalism but sadly I just can't see either happening

Too many people are afraid of a change in the status quo even if the status quo is fairly horrid

You'll be fine. I love being ill.

>killing myself

why on earth would I do that?

>it's a turd curls out of my hole and smears shit all in my anal hair episode

put a dimmer bulb in it and be sure to thank america for inventing not only the light bulb but the ability to produce and harness electricity for human use

i've never been able to imagine what he looks like

now i know

is that where you click inspect element?

:(

well i wanted to reply to that lad who mentioned females being added to the draft in 2018 to ask if america even still had the draft

i also wanted to mention that i think it's a good thing because anyone who was born in or after 2000 is a little fucker who deserves to get shot

Black stool could be a sign of something serious user. Get to a fucking doctor.

The crushing loneliness?

Going to work now

bye

CTRL + U

gf woke me up with a kiss :333

bye

i'm in love lads

i want to give her a taste of my CAC, comfortable-sized 7x6 asian cock

you would not love this mate, my stomach feels like it's being turned inside out, the pain is so intense it's actually making me want to cry. It just wont let up for more than one minute. impossible to relax

Have a nice day

>gf
discusting

I think I'd probably make it a decade before all the novelties wore off. That's assuming I'd still be sane, which you probably wouldn't be at that point.

it was only a few black bits, and it was only in one of my craps.

that's the thing, my old lightbulb was just the right luminosity but it blew out, and now that i've replaced it, this new one is just too bright

have you eaten anything dodgy? Could be food poisoning.

thailad where is the eraser on thailad.zz.mu/draw

Hope I die suddenly

Wouldn't risk it with your other symptoms lad. Seriously.

*takes notes*
ah yes
all seems to be in order

Lads

use white lol

i've had 4 bread rolls today lads

what ... what am i like

This made me laugh for some reason.

luca? that's some amazing wordsmithing

*saves this line for future use*

who /NEETmasterrace/ here?

if i had an illness that involved my poos i'd definitely die rather than face the embarrassment of seeing a doctor about it

think i might have achieved spiritual enlightenment

>that friend who walks in the grass when the sidewalk is too small

can't wait for the next life

that was my initial thought, but no, nothing dodgy at all.

literally do web development for a job and computer science and i ahve no idea why this is anything out of the ordinary? lol senpai :)

Its not crushing right now is it? Anyways there are still animals like cats and dogs
Quite a lot of non perishable food too
`

I dont care about talking about my poos to my GP. The problem is more about getting there without shitting my pants on the way.

Like a pigeon to a flame. A mere pawn on my checkerboard.

Iktfl

I too had a perfect bulb in my favorite lamp but it blew so I had to put it some god awful bulb that's got the brightness of the damn noon sun

I would try putting a pillow case over the shade but I'm worried it would catch fire with the fucking bulb

third eye status: molested

Kinda resent how your average girl can post themselves nude online and be showered with hundreds of comments from thirsty guys.

Must be a good pick-me-up.

finally having no friends has its perks you know

>sidewalk
fuck off yank, not fooling anyone

i have no idea what im on about 2bh lad

just having a go

At first I thought I'd pilot planes,
Or drive a car out west;
I'd live in mansions, steeped in gold,
And walk out, never dressed.
I'd take whatever I should need,
And never be afraid;
No loathed responsibilities;
No bills too long delayed.
But then - I thought - in dark of night,
When winds would blow too cold;
I'd dream of all I'd lost in gain,
With no one left to hold.
And when, in time, the winds returned,
They'd whisper what to do;
I'd step out in the winter night,
But never see it through.

still, bacteria can get on normal food.

Sounds like food poisoning, but better get a professional opinion.

like what?

what do you do as a computer scientist? lol :) x

Thailad, what was that phone app you used to make your willy wank poo song, I was thinking about it earlier and started cracking up like

>just having a go

hey look at me
*pulls your chin up with my finger*
look at me ...
thats all anyone can ever ask of you
*looks over to the side, over at the distance*
doing my best

ditty

you get to improve yourself without any distractions :)

You still see other people, you still need them, whether you know it or not. Internet would be gone, tv would be gone

oi jordan reply to the message i literally just sent you on facebook lad

as a computer scientist? well as a computer scientist
*gets interrupted*
sorry as a computer scientist
*gets interrupted again*
uhhhhh yes well as a computer scientist
*gets interrupted*
why is this happening to me :X
wait i didn't get interrupted then LOL!
hmmmm okay wait a minute :D
ummm okay
beacon
-not interrupted-
spork
-not interrupted-
super freaking awesome random banana rainbowz unicorn crazy monkeys
-not interrupted-
computer scienti*interrupted*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

haha thats what i do as a computer scienti*interrupted*

*replaces the floor of runtshed 6B with a conveyor belt*
*turns it up to maximum speed and watches the runts run on the camera feed*

Heheheh... *throws popcorn at my mouth* ... runts

Cheers m8, you're my favourite poster on /brit/